German Strudel™

I am Lutz Bartenstein, the second personification of Germany. I'm here to answer your useless questions, because Ludwig is too busy.  [RP blog: @zweibierbitte]

[ask-useless-german]

Lao’s Discord Server!

Join my Discord server and get additional information, art and headcanons about my muses! Chat and interact with each other and more! 

This is a discord server centred around my blogs and muses. Since I can’t post every single detail on Tumblr (because I’d be spamming everyone), I’ve made a discord server in which I post headcanons, doodles, extras and more! This server is a place for fans of my blogs and muses!

As I’ve said before, Tumblr isn’t the best place to interact with one’s followers and since I’ve got so many and barely know you guys, I made this server to interact more!

What you get when you join the server:

real time updates when I post something new on my blogs

previews for updates

lots of headcanons (including German states talk)

some insights on German culture and history

I publish my written one-shots here!

You can ask me (the mun) questions!

STREAMING! Watch me draw, cosplay ask hours and gaming!

Chatting with cool people!

Roleplay with my muses and ask them anything!

To sum it up: I share a lot of stuff that I don’t post on my blogs, to not spam everyone. Besides Discord is much more interaction friendly than Tumblr. If you like my stuff and characters, it’s worth joining! Everyone is welcome! You don’t have to be very active and don’t have to interact with everything. I know it can get a little overwhelming at times.

If you decide to join, please read the rules in the server! Thank you <3

If you wanna join, send me an ask! (Due to raids I’ve closed open invitations.)

[laos-artdump]

NEED MONEY TO PAY BILLS COMMISSIONS!

Hello everyone! I’m finally opening commissions again, mainly because I still need to pay bills and am between jobs.

I was a bit startled to find my savings account getting emptier with each month. I’m really struggling to find a job. Please commission me so i can at least pay my bills.

Above you can see my prices in Euros, cause I live in Europe. Payment will go via PayPal. I will do line-art, basic colours and shading. Below I’ll list what I’ll draw and what I won’t draw plus additional prices.

If you’re interested send me a DM on Tumblr ( @laos-artdump​) or on Discord.

What I’ll draw:

Fandom Characters

Mechas

OCs

Shipping (only fluff)

Humanoid creatures

Light gore

What I WON’T draw:

incest

offensive content

NSFW (can be discussed if it’s not explicit)*

Gore

Monsters/Animals/Creatures (can be discussed)

Additional prices

Second character + 50% of the price

Specific background needs to be discussed

If you can’t commission me, but you still want to support me: I have a Ko-Fi where you can donate any amount, which will be very much appreciated!!

I’d be super grateful if you can commission me! I hope there’s enough choice for you! And please help spread the word! Thanks a lot!!  

If you’re interested send me a DM on Tumblr ( @laos-artdump​) or on Discord. You can also send an email to: [email protected].

I have the right to decline any requests I feel uncomfortable with!

*(I don’t draw NSFW not because I’m against it, but because I don’t have enough experience drawing it)

[deerayled]

Welcome to my new WebComic DeeRayled! The comic will revolve around Ray and his adventures (aka daily life) with his very uncommon companion Death and of course his cat, Chester.

The comics will be shorts and mostly comedic. This is my first time starting a webcomic so if you have suggestions and feedback please let me know!

[ask-useless-german]

Hey everyone! I'm so sorry for the radio silence for the last few months. But my interests have shifted a little and I've decided to start a Web comic!

I'd really appreciate if you could spread the word and check it out!

[ask-useless-german]

Are you aware that you have big German Shepard puppy energy? Because you cute a.f. and energetic.

Lutz: “I think he takes after me haha.”

[ask-useless-german]

Happy birthday to my favourite German <3 :)

Lutz: "AAH thanks man!"

[ask-useless-german]

Hi there! Do you live with anyone? if not, do you have any friends that come over often?

Lutz: “Matthijs, or Mattie, is my best friend. He’s like me the other rep for the Netherlands. We like to watch terrible movies and play video games together. And in general just do.... stupid things heh.”

Matthijs van Dijk @ask-the-other-dutchie

[ask-useless-german]

How do you like wrestling?

[ask-useless-german]

Honestly… we need more hot brunette country bois like you… ;)

[ask-useless-german]

You shouldn’t call yourself useless. You’re far more important than you think, you know.

Lutz: “It’s much appreciated of course.”

[ask-east-prussia]

Krischan was there a moment in your life where you and Gilbert got along?

Prussia, 1806

Napoleon has invaded many parts of Europe, including Prussia after a devastating defeat.

Krischan: “The only time I can remember where we managed to be civil with each other for several years was during the Napoleonic era. We both felt extremely humiliated by the quick and miserable defeat we suffered against France’s armies. And even more aggrieved by our king’s unwillingness to act against the occupation!”

Gilbert: “Indeed. We actually managed to work together and convince our king finally to fight back and go to war with France. Many others, as you know, joined the fight.”

Krischan: “But after Napoleon was defeated and things were back to normal - more or less - our cooperation was finished and we went back to hating each other’s guts.”

Gilbert: “You hate my guts, for unknown reasons. I just dislike you.”

Krischan: “Because I hate you. And those reasons are very well known, you just refuse to see them.”

Gilbert’s (very much unwanted) visit [9/10]

[laos-artdump]

I've started doing more traditional art and bought cool new markers! I still need to practice but have these!

[ask-useless-german]

Art trademark: Definitely the way you draw faces, it's very pleasing to the eyes and unique to your style, along with clean colours that look natural and are gentle to the eye,, and a strong line work ovo

Ooooh :0 that's a new one! I do love drawing expressions A LOT, it's very important to get it right lol

Thank you!

[ask-useless-german]

The way you draw eyes and that your style is very comics-ey!! (Ask the other poland)

Ooeh everyone like the eyes hehe

Thank you c:

[ask-useless-german]

Art trademark: Definitely the way you draw eyes, the nose and... those DANG FINE MUSCLES :D Also the way you colour metal!

Hehehehe, i like curvy muscles :D Thanks! ❤️❤️❤️

Coloring metal is actually a lot of fun once you've found the a good way to do it c:

[doncdesole]

Not posting to be a bother, but I’m actually genuinely curious 

[ask-useless-german]

Can I join your hetalia server please ? If it's still active.

You mean the 21+ one?

[ask-useless-german]

Lutz may I please give your biceps a squish?