"Only one can stand at the top!"

☀️☀️ask blog for the pinnacle of perfection himself!!☀️☀️ (any pronouns for Kars, she/her for the mod)

[ask-theultimatething]

Introduction!

"Greetings to all that occupy this space on the 'World Wide Web'. I do not feel a need to introduce myself, as the majority of you will have an idea of who I am, of course~"

"I will admit, this 'internet interaction' was not exactly my idea. However, I have been forced thoroughly encouraged to do so by various peers of mine. That, and this online world is a fascinating place, filled with such frivalties and corruption that only human life can produce."

"That being said, do entertain me with your questions, if you wish. But do not dare to waste my time with your stupidity.."

Hello! My name is Chloe, and I'm the mod for this ask blog! I mainly created this to indulge in my kars hyperfixation, and I haven't really seen an active jojo rp account fully dedicated to him. So, this is my contribution to the fandom!

A few things to note before interacting with this blog:

• I am a minor, so please don't send me anything too NSFW. however, suggestive asks are alright. Besides that, if I receive something that makes me uncomfortable, I just won't respond to it.

• Esikars (Esidisi x Kars) will be implied in this blog from time to time. If you don't like that, then don't interact.

• I will be in character for the majority of this blog's run, including in posts, dms, responses, etc, unless I explicitly state otherwise.

• This'll be a mostly silly roleplay blog. I'm not really looking for any super serious rps, I'm just happy to be here LMAO

• Anyone is free to interact with me, as long as you're not gonna be a loser chud ruining stuff for me and everyone else (and if you're being a discriminatory pos, of course). I will use the block button as freely as I can if I have to.

• Speaking of this being a silly blog, there's not really a clear timeline. I'll sometimes switch between pre and post ultimate lifeform Kars depending on the ask I receive.

• Also other ask/rp blogs are encouraged to interact! it doesn't even have to be something jjba related either! let's have a crossover episode twin ♡♡

That's pretty much it! This is my main blog here @weewizzyyyy if you wanna see any more of me and my stuff

But yeah HAVE FUN GANG! :D

also credit to @kodaswrld for the dividers! :P

[spiralcaliginous]

"WHY DID YOU GIVE MY DAUGHTER CANNABIS INFUSED BROWNIES-"

( @ask-theultimatething )

it was madddd funny 😹

[ask-theultimatething]

"That is NOT as funny as you THINK it is. You will PAY for that-"

[ask-theultimatething]

Turn into the spongebob flower...

"And why would I do that-"

[ask-theultimatething]

Kars please cmon

"I will not be doing such a perverted and embarrassing action."

"You are also next."

[ask-theultimatething]

Aye big bruh hop on Flee The Facility before I ENTER your Facility 😂🫵

"No. Stop recommending me these 'Roblox' activities."

[ask-theultimatething]

You’d be one of the people circling my head in my last moments <3

"Evanore, you are NOT dying-"

[ask-theultimatething]

“Daddddddddd I think I’m dying.”

"I- WHAT happened?! What on Earth happened to you- what did you do???"

"Is that marijuana I can smell?!"

[ask-theultimatething]

Allow me to correct myself.

You and your daughter both love your dramatically sad black men <3

"...Right. Well, thank you for your..observation"

[ask-theultimatething]

how do you feel about caesar and joseph's relationship

"I have already answered a similar question here, but I suppose there's no harm in repeating myself, is there?"

"I do not care about their relationship status. I still despise them. And I want them gone. From my life. Entirely."

[ask-theultimatething]

Have you heard of the cartoon He Man? Or She Ra?

"No, I have not. Why do you ask?"

[ask-theultimatething]

ruler of my heart

"What?"

[ask-theultimatething]

Kars, in the hypothetical scenario that you and your husband (esidisi) and children (santana and Wamuu) went up against 1 billion evil lions, who do you think would win in that scenario. Consider that the lions can shapeshift themselves into versions of you (the lions would win)

"Firstly, that is one of the most oddly specific scenarios that me and the other Pillar Men could find ourselves in."

"Secondly, it depends on the circumstances. If they could all shapeshift into versions of us and replicate our abilities, then they would likely win. If not, than we may have a greater chance of winning."

[ask-theultimatething]

Why are you chronically online..? 🤔

"I am not chronically online. I am only on here because I was 'encouraged' to do so."

[ask-theultimatething]

Since you're the ultimate lifeform...could you turn into a woman..?

its okay if you can't, I suppose not even the ultimate thing could change it's appearance like that...

and if you can... how beautiful (and curvy) do you think you could be?

(Mwhehe, let's see if you'll fall into my trap and turn into a lady...)

ps. you are my favorite vampire everrrrrr, you are so right and so pretty hehe... no one could possibly out do you!

"Thank you."

"I am very sure that I can change into female biology now, given my rebirth. Perfection does not have its limits when it comes to gender identity, I suppose. I do not do it often, though, given that I am comfortable in the state that I currently am."

"As for how I may look: I do not think I will look too different from my original sex. Besides the biological differences, of course."

[ask-theultimatething]

kars pls get oiled up and shake ass🙏

"I will find whoever sent this and I will make sure you never see the precious light of day ever again. Absolutely abhorrent words.."

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Helloo Kars!! Please dont kill my grandpa from another universe!!!

"I pity you for being blood-related to that primitive. However, I cannot make any promises that I will not at least attempt to kill him."

[ask-theultimatething]

Kars how do we feel about horses with butterfly wings

"I have never seen one. However, they do sound rather fascinating."