No. Maybe one day I'll open up commissions, but no.
"Will [insert CC] be in the comic?"
Please don't ask this, it's rude and gives me stress. If someone is gonna be in the comic it will be my own decision based on a number of factors.
"Did you drink water today? / Are you eating well?" etc.
Also, please don't ask stuff like this. I understand you're trying to express concern for me but to me it just comes off as patronizing and babying.
"I have a theory!!"
This stuff floods my inbox and I personally don't know how to respond to them. Please either send it to @ask-those-dumbassess-theory-blog OR join the Discord and put it in the theorization channel there.
"Why hasn't my ask been answered yet??"
While I understand asking if your submission went through because sometimes Tumblr hates people, don't spam me asking why your question hasn't been answered. Either I didn't want to answer it or it's gonna take a while. I have so, so many asks to sort through. Please be patient.
"Why isn't this like the DreamSMP / Is [event from DSMP] gonna happen?"
This is my own AU that isn't at all connected to the DreamSMP. The DreamSMP does not dictate my canon. This question has gotten very agitating.
Dr Nelson made a deal with one of the many soul keepers of this world. In exchange for servitude in his afterlife, Nelson was given the soul of a child who died just before leaving the womb.
What would have been some of the most iconic quotes from most characters
Out of the dialogue I had written (which isn’t much)…
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“Up here the white men can’t get me.” - Dream, hiding in a cabinet.
“Papa!” - Charlie Slimecicle to Sam after gaining consciousness.
“DREAM! YOU’RE BRAT ASS KID IS CRASHING OUR THANKSGIVING DINNER!” - Drista meeting Tommy for the first time.
“Look I didn’t MEAN to shoot a child- it just happened.” - Skeppy
“You’re always sticky.” - Sapnap
“Why are you just okay with the fact that you died?? That’s not normal! You’re not normal! What is wrong with you??” “Woooowww George I can’t believe you have a huge ghost boner for me ommggg” “WHAT THE FUCK SKEPPY”
“BADBOYHALO GETS PUSSY????” - Tommy
“Personally, I think having more then two children is illegal. And you basically count as three kids so. Go to jail.” - Tubbo, talking to Purpled.
“WHY ARE THERE LITERAL SKELETONS IN YOUR CLOSET??” Wilbur to Tubbo
“Wait, Fundy. Are you a tsundere?” “You’re one to talk Purpled.”
“I thought Ranboo didn’t exist in this AU.” - Skeppy to Bad
Hey Niki, do you give your friends potions to help them when they do their patrols(mob killing for where they live) and do you also give them cookies for after their patrols?
She is in fact the local potion brewer! Niki makes a lot of them and sells them to adventures around town. Dream and Techno are frequent customers and Wilbur visits her shop a lot.
