is that a secret love child?

     Hello. My name is Shouto Todoroki. Student at U.A, Class 1-A, on the path to becoming a Pro Hero. If you have any general or conspiracy related questions, feel free to ask. (Asks: Open) (No manga related asks, thank you.)

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@dizzydits

While both Tsuyu and Kermit-San spar with one another quite often on the weekends, they don’t seem to display a father-daughter relationship, but more-so have a strong amphibious bond. It’d be highly unlikely that the two are related.

//Kermit-San belongs to the wonderful @curioscurio

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I wouldn't necessarily call myself a secret love child, let alone a love child to begin with... My family history is quite... complicated, to say the least. 

I appreciate the question, anonymous user, but I’d rather not go much further into the details.

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I can't even begin to fathom what caused you to come up with this absurd question, Kaminari. This is very well the most obscure thing you have come up with, and I'm concerned for you. The only liquid we produce from our eyes is tears, not milk.

...But now that you mention it, there are quite stranger things that people can do depending on their quirks, so is it possible that there’s a quirk that allows its user to shoot milk from their eyes? What use would this have for combat? Can the milk be consumed? What kind of milk is it? I have to go research immediately I-

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Well you see, anonymous user, Yaoyorozu, Jiro, Sero and I had planned a little get together at Yaoyorozu’s. Jiro had mentioned there being a chocolate fountain at her residence, and during this discussion I had mentioned that strawberries were my favorite fruit, while Jiro and Sero were discussing all of the chocolate dipped foods that they’d like to try.

When the following weekend came, Jiro and I had already arrived at Yaoyorozu’s residence when the doorbell rang. Me being the closest to the entrance, I answered the door, and there Sero was, holding an abundance of strawberries in both hands. There was more than enough strawberries for the four of us that day, so I took some with me back to the dorms.

The reasoning behind why Sero bought so many strawberries that day is still unclear, but I believe I’m close to solving this mystery. I’ll keep you posted, anonymous user.

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Hello. My name is Shouto Todoroki, and I would like you to send me ‘asks’ with questions or conspiracy theories you believe I may find intriguing.