Ask Tom Riddle

My name is Tom M. Riddle. 19. Heir of Slytherin. Hogwarts is my home. Isabelle is my fiance.

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I'M ONLINE. -waves frantically-

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I have files of everyone, of course.

not surprised.. 

You shouldn't be. :I

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I'M ONLINE. -waves frantically-

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How did you get a picture of me.

I have files of everyone, of course.

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I'M ONLINE. -waves frantically-

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ooc; ASDFGHJL

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ask-harrypotter:

DON’T MIND ME JUST FOREVER SPAZZING AT THE BOOK MY MOM JUST BOUGHT ME! :DDD

“read more” to see it~

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-_- Wow... :'(

Not to whine or anything, ffff. Anyway, hi, love. ;w;

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TOM/SUMMER. I MISS YOU OKAY

I MISS ME TOO. I'M SO BUSY DOING SCHOOLWORK I CAN BARELY VISIT MYSELF.

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I'm hungry.

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mors-thanatos:

Someone go get me somebody to eat.

*offers a Muggle slave*

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If Voldemort's mother had been alive when he rose to power.

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My mum would be so proud of me.

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Who do you think you are, running 'round leaving scars? Collecting your jar of hearts, and tearing love apart?

Oh, I don't know, maybe Kyuubey.

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.. Isabelle isn't a whore though... e- e

Exactly. *scowls*

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This is an example of what will happen to the anons that keep calling Isabelle a whore.

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When people criticize your obsession with fictional people.

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Background: old parchment Question: asked by anonymous, What in thee particular situation would you do if you was taken to the ghetto and molested by sea horses? Reply: I believe that St Mungo’s has excellent facilities to care for the mentally disarticulated. Perhaps you should visit for a little while.   

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This guy’s hilarious.

((I wuv this guy :D))

((I am such a Cumberbitch. UNF UNF.))

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