Simon Blackquill

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[ask-twisted-samurai]

"An introduction, you ask... ?"

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"What is this, Rehab?

Hmph. Find out what you want for yourself, I'm not going to hand it to you on a silver platter."

[ INFO... ✎ ]

He/Him pronouns.

This blog is based off Mun's interpretation of the character, and may feature headcanons as a result of it; however, I prefer to stick close to canon, so none of my views will greatly impact his canon character or story.

Timeline is flexible but, due to the lack of sprites for Simon prior to UR-1, I am only able to reply to asks from the Dual Destinies timeline all the way to post-canon. If you don't provide me anything to tell which version you're speaking to, I'll pick for you.

Ships are okay, as long as it's appropriate. I enjoy a good story, though, so don't expect me to stick to a single ship or immediately be swooned with no effort.

Suggestive stuff is okay, but please refrain from making explicit NSFW advances.

I'm very, very picky about roleplay. If you want a guarantee that your ask will be answered, stick to questions.

I love angst. Be prepared.

I also run @ask-coffee-prosecutor

[ HEADCANONS... ♪ ]

He owns multiple swords, mostly katanas.

Cisgender, queer.

Since it hasn't been made canon despite the way it's always added in official art, he has several scars around his body, including one on his jawline.

His hair is wavy, and the white streak on it was caused by high levels of stress during his time in prison.

[ask-twisted-samurai]

So who is your favorite then?

Is it Edgeworth since he’s technically your boss?

"I suppose Edgeworth-dono would be best suited for first place, yes, though you may not know the reason. This isn't a confession booth."

[ask-twisted-samurai]

Is he on the list at all?

"To my absolute dismay, he is a corworker of mine and, therefore, meets the requirements to be placed on the list."

"..... He's dead last!"

[ask-twisted-samurai]

Do you have a favorite coworker? (Excluding Nahyuta of course)

"Who said Sad Monk Sahdmadhi ever had a chance at achieving first place on my list?"

[ask-twisted-samurai]

"I've found Taka is quite fond of staring at other prosecutors through their office windows."

"Hilarious, innit?"

[ask-twisted-samurai]

do u like tea....do you have any particular favorite tea...I like earl grey but like scaldingly hot

"Roasted green tea is my usual go-to. The blend by Senbird Tea, most of all."

"It has the right amount of just about everything and brings a spark of optimism into my cold, bitter heart."

[holy-mothers-servant]

"I seem to be popular with your audience, these days."

- Simon Blackquill ( @ask-twisted-samurai )

"Who knows? Perhaps they'll learn to take their fangirling to your inbox instead of mine."

[ask-twisted-samurai]

"Why would they?"

"Watching you yell at the clouds is where their enjoyment stems from, I'm sure. Who wouldn't want to make a fool out of a holy man?"

[holy-mothers-servant]

"I'm assuming you're a part of that majority that takes amusement in my torment?"

[ask-twisted-samurai]

"Party leader, in fact."

[holy-mothers-servant]

"I seem to be popular with your audience, these days."

- Simon Blackquill ( @ask-twisted-samurai )

"Who knows? Perhaps they'll learn to take their fangirling to your inbox instead of mine."

[ask-twisted-samurai]

"Why would they?"

"Watching you yell at the clouds is where their enjoyment stems from, I'm sure. Who wouldn't want to make a fool out of a holy man?"

[ask-twisted-samurai]

"It's June already... Has paperwork distracted me this much?"

"Happy Pride Month, and all of that."

[holy-mothers-servant]

OOC: Once tests are over, I'm SO reviving this blog... I miss Yuty!!!

[ask-twisted-samurai]

// OOC

(Looks up at the starry sky while hiding in the trenches)

One day I'll be back from war

[ask-twisted-samurai]

A wild Galarian Moltres appears, you only get one chance.

Do you catch it?

"It depends."

"Have I a strong team and an Ultra Ball, at the very least? It would be foolish to attempt it with any less."

[ask-twisted-samurai]

“Well, if it isn’t Skunk Head, you seem to be doing quite well for yourself, Taka too. How are things, currently?”

"Ah. The Princess herself."

"Circumstances have been delicate as of late, although I have not much information on specifics....."

[ask-twisted-samurai]

Simon you look so microwavable

"........."

"You lot have become too comfortable with senseless sentences."

[ask-twisted-samurai]

I’m gonna eat your bird

"Good luck."

[ask-twisted-samurai]

I love you so much sir… can I sit on your knee while you pat me on the head? pleaseeee

"What are you, a cat?"

[ask-twisted-samurai]

Did you have a car? Do you like still have one or anything?? And also do you drive Nahyuta around town for non homosexual purposes teehee

"I did not own a car of my own prior to my incarceration, no. My sister would be the one to drive me from place to place, although with no shortage of complaints regarding just how incovenient it was."

"Recently, I was able to purchase one. Sad Monk has not requested to tag along for a ride.... Nor am I a taxi, for that matter."

[ask-twisted-samurai]

Simon youre so cute I want to squish you like a bug ❤️❤️❤️

"I'm not sure this is how you should treat one you find 'cute,' regardless of cuteness aggression."