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Is it bad I find all the specimens (minus the hospital monsters/ doll house monsters) cute?

Bekka: the nerve of some people, I swear!

#new font!!! it’s my handwriting as a font! I think it’s pretty cool #spooky’s jumpscare mansion #spooky’s house of jumpscares #monster 6 #bekka

W-white face looks like w.d gaster....

I dont like that

White Face: they’re onto me

#for the record the Wingdings in the second ask says LIKE FOR REAL #spooky’s house of jumpscares #spooky’s jumpscare mansion #unknown specimen 1 #white face

Heh, dare you to look up Specimen 12 on the Tumblr search and scroll down

Merch: apparently he’s going to super hell??? And he hates milk?? What is wrong with this website!?

#all I could find were those Your Fav Is blogs #it was pretty funny tbh #specimen 6 #merch #specimen 12 #Jasper

Thoughts on specimen 7?

#spooky’s house of jumpscares #spooky’s jumpscare mansion #specimen 6 #merch #specimen 7 #warly

Oh! Strawberry! How's the collection of bones going (if you're still doing that, considering you got your old one back)? Have you named the skull yet? I'm going to suggest Callie for Calcium commonly found in bones and teeth!

Strawberry: it’s been so long since I’ve had my own throne!

#spooky’s house of jumpscares #spooky’s jumpscare mansion #specimen 5 #strawberry

yo dawg herd you drowned never lucky bro sucks to suck. -wambu

This ask has been in the ask box for awhile and I gotta say this is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever had someone send me. Just

There’s nothing I can say or do that will make this any better, this is hilarious, you win, everybody go home

#I’ve started quoting this in real life #it’s become an inside joke among my friends #I’m sorry literally nothing I can say will be as good as this #it’s just too perfect

inky, do you have a crush on merch? ;)

Inky: trying to get a confession out of me in this manner is horribly un-romantic!

#spooky’s house of jumpscares #spooky’s jumpscare mansion #specimen 2 #inky

hanging out in a big mansion multiple stories underground with no sunlight probably gets old. do you have stuff to do when you’re not chasing people through the mansion?

#spookys jumpscare mansion #spooky’s jumpscare mansion #specimen 6 #merch #specimen 5 #strawberry

Have 5 and 6 met Otto?

#spooky’s house of jumpscares #spooky’s jumpscare mansion #specimen 6 #merch #specimen 5 #strawberry #unknown specimen 2 #otto

i mean the way i do my asks is like “no queue no gods we answer asks NEOW” so i wouldnt really be a help - a fellow spookys askblog runner

(DKSKSKSNDKSNKSNS I FELT THAT BUT I GOTTA HAVE SOME SORTA DEADLINE OR MY GARBAGE ADHD BRAIN WON’T ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING)

#if you set a bowl of pudding on fire and shoved it into my skull you’ve got my brain #not an ask

Are there any magic anons? If so i would be careful- to every specimen

(Yknow, I’ve been considering it but I don’t entirely know how that would work considering I have my posts queued up like two weeks in advance lol)

#not an ask #if anyone’s got any ideas on how to make that work please lemme know #I’m curious #if anyone’s got any ideas like that feel free to send them in #even if it’s just one ask it might be fun! like that one genderbend doodle

Heyo! I'm a big fan of this blog and I got a kinda dumb question. Which creature in the mansion has the most punchable looking face? I need this for research purposes-

Strawberry: I saw that coming a mile away

#spooky’s house of jumpscares #spooky’s jumpscare mansion #specimen 6 #merch #specimen 5 #strawberry

so, whats been happening with the cat. Yaknow, THE cat. and what does she know?

#specimen 6 #merch #specimen 5 #strawberry #specimen 7

Have you been to the Doll House area of Mansion? Woormy Charles seems like a lovely fellow

(Okay I’ll be honest I’m a coward baby when it comes to horror and I haven’t actually played the game. I haven’t seen gameplay of the dollhouse either, unfortunately, so I’m gonna avoid doing asks for them until I finally get around to doing that lol)

#for the record tho I looked Woormy Charles up on the wiki and they do seem like a lovely fellow #not an ask

Admin, do the monsters and unk. Specimens and Specimens have genders and/or sexualities?

I dunno, some of them probably do but I’m not gonna worry too much about the specifics.

I do have one headcanon about it though...

#forgive the shoddy doodle but I’m gonna try to get back to this!#specimen 6 #merch

Why u mean to inky?

Inky: he’s right and I don’t like it

#spookys house of jumpscares #spookys jumpscare mansion #specimen 6 #merch #specimen 2 #inky

YOOO, merch!! what are your thoughts on specimens eight and twelve?

#spookys house of jumpscares #spookys jumpscare mansion #specimen 6 #merch #specimen 8 #specimen 12

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