^Unstable Little Shit^

Vexus!Sans is a fusion between Error (by @/loverofpiggies), Killer (by @/rahafwabas) and Pale (by @/unu-nunu-art). More lore about him and his past will be revealed as asks come in. For now, give him questions to answer!

[ask-vexus]

UTMV ask blog? In 2025? It's more likely than you think.

This is the official home of Vexus!Sans, an out!code fusion who currently resides in the ruins of a timeline he destroyed.

His backstory will be revealed as interaction progresses, so be curious and you may uncover some info!

Character info

Ref Sheet 1 [you do not yet have permission to view this page.] Ref Sheet 2 [pending] Drawing guide

Tagging system

#ask -> right what it says on the tin #lore -> important posts. #author's note -> posts from me regarding the state of the blog.

Lore and ongoing arcs

Wasteland (PMV) A Bit(ty) Of A Predicament

Note: This blog may be unfairly terminated in the future. In preparation for this event, I frequently archive ask-vexus to the WayBack Machine.

[ask-vexus]

After the whole Sourapplestudios fiasco, I am much too afraid to continue this blog. I've decided that I do not want to continue to interact with this fandom in this manner, especially using a character like Vexus. Some of y'all are genuinely sick in the fucking head.

This is mostly because the plot twist is that Vexus used to be human, and I know from experience that I'd be burned at the stake for "fetish content" just like SAS. So I'm casting my lot in with them, and leaving this blog.

If you like me and my work, or want to harass me for some godsforsaken reason like I know you assholes tend to, contact me at @chalkduster.

[ask-vexus]

Ok I admit I am VERY scared to reveal Vex's backstory because I fear being raked over the internet coals for it. I've already suffered at the hands of this fandom and others for storylines like this. I'm afraid people might connect the dots and figure out what kind of person is behind this blog.

Do I continue?

[ask-vexus]

Heads up my main account may be about to be mass reported so this blog may get termed. Its present state is archived to Wayback.

[ask-vexus]

Asks and story will return, but I am currently working on a storyboard for someone so that is taking up most of my time!

[ask-vexus]

Zero first aid skills

[ask-vexus]

A Bit(ty) of a Predicament #6

Fuck fuck fuck the pain.

Through spinning thoughts, you faintly remember what someone said to you about using cold water to safely remove an animal from your flesh, and shakily reach for your water bottle with your free hand. You have no idea if the trick will work on something that, to your knowledge, doesn't need to breathe, but it's worth a shot right?

You dump your ice water onto the little skeleton's face. It wells in his mouth and eye sockets, quickly turning black with what you assume to be ink. In shock, he lets go, falling into the depths of your backpack as you examine your injured hand.

He definitely drew blood, but in all honesty it doesn't look that bad. You zip the bitty inside the bag and hoist it over your shoulder, preparing to walk home.

Once you get to your destination,

you decide to...

Tend to your wound.

Secure the bitty (carefully!)

Voting ended onMay 16, 2025

[ask-vexus]

A Bit(ty) of a Predicament #5

Instead of doing what you're told, you reach into the bush and grab the bitty by the scarf.

Oh fuck, oh stars, it hurts so bad.

Being unable to grab him securely enough, he's whipped around and bit you right on the meaty part of your thumb. He rips and tears at you with his little teeth and claws, and you curse yourself for being so stupid.

You hastily shove him in your backpack, but upon attempting to remove your hand, he bites down harder. He's going to do some serious damage if you don't act!

Quick!

Pour cold water in his eyes!

Blow on his face!

Shove something awful-tasting into his mouth!

Voting ended onMay 14, 2025

[ask-vexus]

Wraps him in a warm towel like they do spicy kittens

One cajun bitty for you, good friend

[ask-vexus]

I christened my sketchbook with a boi in stage 3

[ask-vexus]

"Vexplate would be so silly!"

Vexplate:

[ask-vexus]

A Bit(ty) of a Predicament #4

"...Mind-numbing kibble?" you inquire, tilting your head curiously. The bitty stares at you like you're an imbecile.

"How else are you gonna get someone to accept their new nature?" he growls resentfully. "You drug 'em and make their minds malleable."

You ponder this for a moment. You suppose making an aggressive bitty like this one more docile might be to your benefit, but you've never heard of anything like this. And, frankly, the implications are kind of unethical.

"New nature? Does that mean-" the bitty cuts you off before you can ask anything else.

"Look - I'm not here to answer questions, human. I'm here to enjoy my meal and find who I'm looking for. Now scram."

Scram?

Scram.

Pick up the bitty and put him in your backpack.

Keep asking questions like a fool.

Go home and return with proper supplies to handle the little creature.

Voting ended onMay 12, 2025

>next

[ask-vexus]

I'm so tempted to make Vexus/Template canon just for the silly funny

[ask-vexus]

A Bit(ty) of a Predicament #3

"Hey, hey, it's okay!" You try to shush the bitty back into phase one as he glares at you. "Won't you come with me? It's dangerous out here for a bitty all alone!"

The growling only increases in pitch and volume.

"I could give you much better food than that rat you're eating!" you continue. "And when's the last time you were touched? You know you need to be petted n' stuff for your well-being!"

The bitty is silent for a moment at that, but quickly musters up a response.

"I ain't nobody's pet."

His voice would be deep and smooth if not for the incessant glitching, and you're momentarily taken aback. It sounds like a few of your headcanons...

"I'm not asking you to be!" you lie. "I just want to make sure you're well fed and not touch-starved!"

"No," the bitty rumbles. "I know how you all work. Real world or not, you're gonna stick me in a cage and feed me that mind-numbing kibble and parade me around like the freak I am."

You pause. You can't guarantee you won't do some of those things, after all. Either way, this doesn't seem to be going anywhere.

What now?

Grab him!

Make good on your promises.

"...Mind-numbing kibble?"

Voting ended onMay 11, 2025

>next

[ask-vexus]

A Bit(ty) of a Predicament #2

You gasp in shock at the sight, causing the small creature to look up at you. How could a bitty enter the real world? Bending down to get a closer look, you find that a look of fear has crept into his eyes and he's dropped the mouthful of food he'd been trying to swallow.

"Awww, bitty!" you coo at him. "Shhh, don't be afraid! You're so cute! Look at you!"

The look of distrust only grows, and you're met with a soft snarl as the bitty backs further into the bushes.

"It's okay!" you continue. "You look interesting, I want a better look at you!"

You drop to all fours and reach a hand through the branches to try and pet the creature, but are instantly met with sharp blue teeth snapping together mere centimeters from your fingers with an audible click. The soul floating in front of his chest flickers and twists, changing into a scarlet target-shaped symbol.

Shit. You know what that means... This thing is part Killer!Sans. But that won't stop you - you're determined to make him your pet. Retracting your hand,

you decide to...

(Be smart) go home and return with gloves and a net.

(Be dumb) reach into the bush again and try to manhandle him.

(Be coercive) try to entice him out with the promise of food and companionship.

Forget this, it's not worth it!

Voting ended onMay 9, 2025

>next

[ask-vexus]

Fuckin. Rat bastard cannibalism pfp by @spankycomic

[ask-vexus]

I got a fanart but it's on Bluesky so I can't show it because it would reveal too much about me, the AU creator T_T it's very nice though