#spankycomic

[ask-vexus]

Wraps him in a warm towel like they do spicy kittens

One cajun bitty for you, good friend

[parakeet]

Have fun with tiger king lmao I know joe personally but I don’t have Netflix so I can’t watch the doc. The truth is, he’s bad at business but does care about animals, and also that lady is seriously sketchy as fuck and i don’t trust her at all. Yeah he tried to hire a hit man but also like he was super nice when I was growing up and a teen. Dude was like a crazy uncle

i’ve been on this website for a decade and i have seen some serious shit but i want you to know this is hands down the WILDEST ask i have ever received. you dropped that he tried to hire a hitman bomb like it was nothing oh my god. i was feeling kind of eh about watching it but you’ve lit a fire in me i have to see how this plays out. thank you

[cicidraws]

i have a pitbull and hes the sweetest thing in the world. he’s very very dumb ain’t no common sense in his whole body. he’s got two whole brain cells and one controls how fast his tail wags and the other how many times he needs to lick the air before he gets to your face

aAAaa so good omg. ur puppy is full of Love!!!

[askthedreamwalker]

Chicken chicken chicken what you picking

“I’m sorry what?..”

[rhythmic-idealist]

For the singles song try “feel invincible” by skillet...

OH YEAH THIS IS WHAT IM ABOUT 

is it about the Disciple? is it about his family? I like to think it’s about every single person he meets, the faith he finds in people, but also, don’t mind me popping this into my First Ship tag. it’s so good. it’s SO good.

also, alternatively it’s about him and the singer is me

[pencilstab]

I used to eat rocks for money in the third grade and I made like 10 dollars every day and turns out I can eat anything and pass it and I only charged a quarter for each rock I ate but I did it so I could buy cookies at the snack bar at school

...bruh oh my god... what...... pls tell me they were at least small rocks

or like... i dON’T EVEN KNOW DUDE WHAT

in middle school, i used to charge ppl $1 for a really fast chibi doodle, but the most idiotic thing I’ve seen people do for money in highschool is that this guy said he’d pay this kid $20 to pick up this dead wasp in the corner of one of the most rank fucking classrooms in our school... and eat it.

The kid fucking did it.

[rhythmic-idealist]

[Image - a reply from @spankycomic reading “Dude I get that too I can’t drink water it makes me sick... honestly what I ended up doing is tea which doesn’t get rid of the ‘bluhhhhhh’ feeling but helps keep it not as bad.”]

Thank you! Tea is usually easier for me as are sparkling water drinks but I have it in my head that those are inferior, when I guess they really aren’t. (Decaf tea is best, I’m assuming, because I think I heard somewhere that caffeine is dehydrating?)