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"But uh….if you /want/ to sleep with us….. that’s perfectly okay with me…I just thought maybe you might be a little uncomfortable, and well ha h a there’s a law on certain things, so I was just thinking ahead. But you could of course sleep there with us if you so chose, just not more…." Wow, Hal is bad at explaining. He just wants to make it clear that he’s fine with whatever choice Jake makes here.

"Wow, way to make it awkward, Hal," Bro said, pinching Hal’s cheek playfully. "Jake’s never going to want to sleep with us, in any sense of the word now."

He turned to his other boyfriend, and as seriously as he could with a cheesy black and white film playing in the background, he said, “Jake, you are not intruding or interrupting anything. We love you and want to help you through this. If that means sleeping in the bed with us and no sex, then that’s a very small sacrifice to make. Besides…”

Bro thought for a moment, calculating things quickly in his head. ”…isn’t your birthday coming up soon anyway? You’ll be 18, and you can choose what you want to do. But, we won’t force anything on you. Nothing will happen unless you want it.”

This was a subject that Bro was very very adamant about. He had already had several conversations with Dave (much to his younger brother’s embarrassment) about not getting involved with any sexual matter he wasn’t ready for. Bro didn’t want anybody making the same mistake he did.

Jake stayed quiet for a minute, as if soaking up everything the other two had just told him. “…Well, firstly, yes my birthday is coming up soon, and thus my age won’t matter for much longer. Secondly, sleeping in the same bed as the two of you seems like quite the wonderful thought. I mean, it’d just be… comfortable… for lack of a better word.”

He began wringing the end of his shirt as if it was a nervous tick of his. “However, as I’ve said, I’m the one intruding here, and it’s not as if I haven’t slept by myself for years before now. Hal, you’re obviously a tad worked up over the notion. So, while the offer is very tempting, I will decline for now.”

He let out a small sigh. “But let me be clear here. I trust the two of you completely and utterly, especially not to do anything I tell you I do not wish to participate in. This just seems like the option that will be easiest on everyone here.”

Bro swatted at Hal's shoulder lightly. "See what you did? You made Jake unhappy. Nobody likes an unhappy Jake."

Then, he turned back to his pouting boyfriend and said, "Jake, don't listen to him. Hal's trying to say he wants you to sleep with us. I already told you, we won't do anything you don't want. We won't even make you listen to us going at it like we did to Dave."

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"But uh....if you /want/ to sleep with us..... that's perfectly okay with me...I just thought maybe you might be a little uncomfortable, and well ha h a there's a law on certain things, so I was just thinking ahead. But you could of course sleep there with us if you so chose, just not more...." Wow, Hal is bad at explaining. He just wants to make it clear that he's fine with whatever choice Jake makes here.

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"Wow, way to make it awkward, Hal," Bro said, pinching Hal's cheek playfully. "Jake's never going to want to sleep with us, in any sense of the word now."

He turned to his other boyfriend, and as seriously as he could with a cheesy black and white film playing in the background, he said, "Jake, you are not intruding or interrupting anything. We love you and want to help you through this. If that means sleeping in the bed with us and no sex, then that's a very small sacrifice to make. Besides..."

Bro thought for a moment, calculating things quickly in his head. "...isn't your birthday coming up soon anyway? You'll be 18, and you can choose what you want to do. But, we won't force anything on you. Nothing will happen unless you want it."

This was a subject that Bro was very very adamant about. He had already had several conversations with Dave (much to his younger brother's embarrassment) about not getting involved with any sexual matter he wasn't ready for. Bro didn't want anybody making the same mistake he did.

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Jake couldn’t help but pull Bro’s face toward his own and give him a proper, drawn out smooch. He’d have none of the blonde’s teasing. He slowly pulled away, a soft smile gracing his face.

"Well, as long as the films aren’t absolute bullocky," he replied, the teasing in his voice quite clear. Jake enjoyed any and all movies, though that should have been obvious by now. "The only question I have left now is where do I sleep?"

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"Well, you could take the guest bedroom...." Hal suggested because of Jake's age. One year older and his right away answer would have been with Bro and him. "For the time being, at least."

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Bro was more than content to kiss Jake back, letting his boyfriend take it to a depth and level that he was comfortable with. Bro was so mixed up in so many unsavory things that sometimes he wasn't entirely sure where the line was anymore. Of course, he would never admit that. Instead, he chose to let his lovers take thing to a level of their own comfort. With Jake apparently, that meant a little tongue, and Bro was certainly not going to object to that.

When he heard Hal's response, suggesting the guest bedroom, he could tell that Jake was saddened immediately. He knew Hal might not like it, but they could forego their usual bedroom activities for their boyfriend's comfort. And he had a feeling that Jake would like sharing the bed with them over sleeping in a strange room by himself. "Actually, why don't you sleep with us tonight, Jake? We'll keep our hands and dicks to ourselves."

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"You couldn’t possibly be a bother, Jake," Hal said with a wide grin, giving Jake a peck on the cheek. "It’ll be an honor to keep you around for longer than a movie night." He proceeded to shower Jake with kisses, he was so elated.

Jake couldn’t keep the grin off his face or the chuckle running passed his lips at Hal’s display of affection. “Well, I’ll be happy to stay,” he chirpped. “Though I would like to go retrieve my things in the morning. Help moving in is the one requirement here!”

It seems Jake just couldn’t help but give into the two loves of his life. They had too great of an effect on him it seemed. In a way he was glad to have not only one, but two people he knew he could always fall back on if he needed it.

Bro finally cracked a smirk, happy that Jake had told them what was going on and trusted them enough to rely on them. "All right, I'll help you move, but these guns don't come for free," he said, leaning over and kissing Jake lightly and suggestively on the corner of the mouth.

It was so tempting to want to do more with his boyfriend, but this one was underage. He'd have to wait a little longer until he could fully show him his affection, but Bro didn't mind. Jake was worth it.

With a wink, he added, "after we move tomorrow, you have to watch our choice in movies."

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"Jake. Jake. I'd never forgive myself if you turn me down.... Please? I'm sure everything will work out fine. Even if you don't have a job now, that doesn't mean that you'll never have one. And until the day comes that you get one, I'd be happy to provide for you. I mean, you're kind of the person that gave my life meaning past a dumb game.... It's the least I could do to repay you for everything you've done for me. Please, please, please stay with us. It would make us all really happy. You'd in no way be a burden."

Bro nodded, rubbing Jake's back reassuringly. "Hal's right. Jake, I might live here, but it's because I love fucking Hal and tormenting my little bro with that very thought. I pay my own way."

Bro hoped Dave was listening. He really did.

Then, he continued, "Hal and I have no qualms about helping you out. Trust me when I say I've been there. We love you too much to lose you."

After enough boring exposition into the movie, and tossing back enough deliciously zesty Dorito popcorn, Bro pulled both of his boyfriends into a hug with his long lanky arms. He loved both of them so much, and it was hurting him inside to see Jake in so much pain.

Finally, he murmured, “Jake, baby, tell us what’s wrong. You know we love you, and this is killin’ us… killin’ me at least… seein’ you like this.” His thick Texan drawl came out in his voice, but Bro couldn’t find it in himself to care. He was too worried about Jake. And if Hal, Dave, or Jake made fun of him for it later, he would deal with it then.

Jake forced a small smile onto his face, his cheeks dusting a light rose at Bro’s drawl. It felt nice just being smooshed between his two favorite people, and knowing for absolute certainty that they cared for him.

But the fact that they were that worried over him just ate at his heart. He didn’t want to cause them any trouble. That’s why he initially kept quiet on his situation after all.

"Well," he started hesitantly, "I assure you that it’s not as big a deal as it sounds. However, I know I’ve neglected to tell either of you about my home and family and such. Now see here, the thing is that I’ll be losing my house… B-But again, it’s something you need not fret over!"

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Hal was shocked into complete silence for a few seconds before responding, ” W h a t? You’re… wHat??? Jake, oh god! Why would you keep that from us? Where would you even go?” Hal noticed the hurt look that was forming in Jake’s eyes and immediately regretted the tone his voice had taken.

"I…. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to sound like I’m scolding you….but you do know that I insist on your staying here… with us?" Hal looked meaningfully into Jake’s eyes.

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Bro waited patiently for Hal to respond to Jake. He knew that Hal wouldn't object if he were to invite Jake here, but since this was technically Hal's house, he figured that Hal should do the honors.

Once Hal had extended the offer, he pulled both his boyfriends into a tighter hug and murmured, "Jake, baby, stay with us. Like Hal so eloquently said, we insist. We love you."

After preparing some tasty as fuck Dorito popcorn, Bro walked past Hal, pinching his butt in passing, and took a seat next to Jake on the couch. After realizing that Jake’s taste in movies was literally everything, he never questioned the films his boyfriend chose to watch. But this one made him raise an eyebrow in question.

He wasn’t sure how much longer he wanted to patiently wait for Jake to tell him what was wrong. At this rate something catastrophic was likely to happen before Jake said a word. Still, he’d give him a few more minutes to come to it on his own.

Hal joined them shortly carrying the normal, not disgusting Dorito popcorn. Because that shit’s gross. He sat on the other side of Jake, as he was still concerned about him and wanted to be around him to make him feel better about whatever had been wearing on him.

Jake stole a few bites from both of the Strider’s popcorn while also taking the time to pleasantly sip his cocoa. He was content to stay silently snuggled between Bro and Hal, and just watch the film. But Jake wasn’t foolish, and he could tell they were still worried about him, but knowing what’s going on might just worry them more.

Finally, he murmured, "Jake, baby, tell us what's wrong. You know we love you, and this is killin' us... killin' me at least... seein' you like this." His thick Texan drawl came out in his voice, but Bro couldn't find it in himself to care. He was too worried about Jake. And if Hal, Dave, or Jake made fun of him for it later, he would deal with it then.

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"DORITOS ARE DISGUSTING," he shouted back, disgracing the Strider name he’d taken.

When the message was passed that Jake wanted hot chocolate however, he immediately complied, boiling the water.

He would do anything for Jake right now, just to make his boyfriend smile.

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He waited for his boyfriend to finish dressing and then pulled him into a quick hug in the bathroom, now that they were both warm and dressed and absolutely not freezing in the pouring rain. ”I’m glad you’re here, Jake,” he murmured softly.

Then, he let go and led the way downstairs, where he tisked at Hal’s lack of Dorito popcorn. ”I thought you knew good food. I’m disappointed, Hal Strider.”

Jake gently squeezed Bro in return before trailing down beside him to greet Hal. He took notice of the hot chocolate being made and promptly thanked him for it. He left the two to finish off making the snacks while he put in a movie.

Though it might’ve been a little early for it, he popped in ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ to which he thought no one would complain about. It was one of those good, classic, black-and-white movies that always got to people.

After preparing some tasty as fuck Dorito popcorn, Bro walked past Hal, pinching his butt in passing, and took a seat next to Jake on the couch. After realizing that Jake's taste in movies was literally everything, he never questioned the films his boyfriend chose to watch. But this one made him raise an eyebrow in question.

He wasn't sure how much longer he wanted to patiently wait for Jake to tell him what was wrong. At this rate something catastrophic was likely to happen before Jake said a word. Still, he'd give him a few more minutes to come to it on his own.

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Hal decided that there was no reason to stay there. He’d already taken a shower himself before they arrived to warm up. He left the two in the bath and walked back into the hall. If there was going to be a movie night, he might as well prepare.

As his boyfriends bathed in the other room, Hal cleaned up his movie room a little and made some popcorn. He prepped some dry clothes for Jake and Bro and set them folded neatly outside the bathroom door. He then proceeded to grab a shit ton of blankets for the three of them, and then to set up netflix for Jake to pick a movie.

When he had finished all this, he sat back down at his desk and continued to work until the two came out.

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Bro finished up showering faster than he ever had before. He wanted to make sure that he was done and out of the way so that Jake could shower and enjoy the warmth as long as it lasted. He was quick to step out of the shower and grab some towels and warm comfy clothes for them both.

He came back with a pair of Hal’s sweat pants and shirt, which he thought might fit Jake better than one of his own. ”Any time you’re ready, baby. Take your time,” he murmured to his boyfriend, then proceeded to take a generous amount of time fixing his hair.

After said hair was fixed, he poked his head out the door and shouted down to Hal, “hey, hate-lover! You making that cheesy Doritos and popcorn? That stuff’s the shit.”

Jake finally stepped out of the shower, just in time to hear Bro’s shout. He grabbed a towel and dried himself down. “Ask him if he can make hot cocoa as well, would you?” He asked the taller blonde before grabbing the clothes that were obviously laid out for him. He quickly dressed himself, a content lopsided grin on his face, having obviously relaxed a bit.

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"DORITOS ARE DISGUSTING," he shouted back, disgracing the Strider name he’d taken.

When the message was passed that Jake wanted hot chocolate however, he immediately complied, boiling the water.

He would do anything for Jake right now, just to make his boyfriend smile.

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Then, he let go and led the way downstairs, where he tisked at Hal's lack of Dorito popcorn. "I thought you knew good food. I'm disappointed, Hal Strider."

"Nothing you haven’t seen before," Bro said, winking at Hal. "Feeling dirty thoughts? Need another shower?"

While Hal was making his decision, Bro turned his attention back to Jake, who looked far more shaken than he would like. He couldn’t help feeling extremely worried about him. Something was definitely very wrong with Jake, and he couldn’t wait until his boyfriend was ready to tell him what it was.

He stepped into the warm water first, sighing with pleasure at the warmth and quickly moved aside, making room for Jake. ”Jake, baby, I know you’re not feeling well tonight. Promise not to get too fresh with you in here, but at least come in the water where it’s warm.”

Bro means it, and despite his love of showers, he very quickly washes up and does his best to stay out of Jake’s way. He wants his boyfriend to be able to warm up as much as possible.

Jake shook his head and offered Hal a shrug. He didn’t much care if he stayed either. It’s not like he was embarrassed about his body or anything of that nature.

He slid under the water after the blonde and couldn’t help that content breath that passed his lips. “You’re absolutely too caring,” he mumbled, more to himself than anyone else, but he’s fairly certain Bro heard him. He took his time washing up, right up until the water started to lose it’s warmth.

Worrying those two certainly wasn’t his intention, and he never thought Bro would just happen to see him outside. It was all some unforeseen plot, thought out and set into motion by some higher power, making sure those red strings of theirs remained in a complex tangle.

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When he had finished all this, he sat back down at his desk and continued to work until the two came out.

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He came back with a pair of Hal's sweat pants and shirt, which he thought might fit Jake better than one of his own. "Any time you're ready, baby. Take your time," he murmured to his boyfriend, then proceeded to take a generous amount of time fixing his hair.

After said hair was fixed, he poked his head out the door and shouted down to Hal, "hey, hate-lover! You making that cheesy Doritos and popcorn? That stuff's the shit."

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Upon hearing Bro’s car pull into the driveway, Hal had gotten up from his desk and started through the hallway towards the shower. Knowing...

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Worried though he was, he could tell Jake wasn't ready to talk about it. He hesitantly resigned not to push him on the topic. "Well.... alright, then, I guess." The concern didn't leave his face, however.

And then he realized that he was intruding on their privacy and should probably get the fuck out. "Oh uh sorry, hahaaa. Would you like me to leave you alone?"

"Nothing you haven't seen before," Bro said, winking at Hal. "Feeling dirty thoughts? Need another shower?"

While Hal was making his decision, Bro turned his attention back to Jake, who looked far more shaken than he would like. He couldn't help feeling extremely worried about him. Something was definitely very wrong with Jake, and he couldn't wait until his boyfriend was ready to tell him what it was.

He stepped into the warm water first, sighing with pleasure at the warmth and quickly moved aside, making room for Jake. "Jake, baby, I know you're not feeling well tonight. Promise not to get too fresh with you in here, but at least come in the water where it's warm."

Bro means it, and despite his love of showers, he very quickly washes up and does his best to stay out of Jake's way. He wants his boyfriend to be able to warm up as much as possible.

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"A refreshing way to think. Freezing out in the rain. Right," Bro murmured, casting a glance at his boyfriend with concern. He knew that there was much more that Jake just wasn’t telling him, but he also knew that Jake would tell him in time. Perhaps once they were comfortable and warm, curled up together beneath a blanket with some inane movie on in the background. Then maybe Jake would feel like talking.

He pulled up to the house he had been sharing with Hal and Dave, pulling into the garage so that they could both get out and not get any wetter than before. Like a perfect gentleman, he went to Jake’s side and opened the door for him. ”First stop: shower.”

Jake offered the blonde a small smile as he hopped out of the car, not forgetting to say thank you. “A hot shower I assume,” he replied, walking inside with Bro and toward the bathroom. “And… I do apologize for getting you all mopping wet.”

He began to peel off his clothes, having enough of their uncomfortable sticking to his skin. “For the record, if I thought it better, you know I’d tell you whatever was on my mind.”

Jake couldn’t recall if Bro had ever been to his home, and was now partially grateful as he realized there would undoubtedly be a “For Sale” sign in front of it not too soon. That would’ve made things much easier for the Strider to figure out, but it would’ve been more bothersome for Jake. After all, his mind was made up on not asking them for help, Bro or Hal.

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Upon hearing Bro’s car pull into the driveway, Hal had gotten up from his desk and started through the hallway towards the shower. Knowing Bro, he knew that this was the first place he’d always go when he got home, without variation.

As he got closer to his destination, it became apparent that Bro was not alone. Soon the two came into Hal’s line of sight.

"Jake?" he said in surprise.

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"Don't apologize, Jake," Bro said, starting up a warm shower. "You can tell me when you're ready."

He was in the middle of pulling off his own clothes, ready to hop into the shower with Jake when his other boyfriend walked into the room. He could tell that Hal was still upset with him, but as he suspected, that anger seemed to melt away into surprise when he saw Jake.

"Yeah, I found this poor little lost stray in the streets tonight. Stuck in the pouring rain. Like a perfect angsty tale of sadness," he said, coming over to quickly kiss Hal on the cheek. "Told him I'd let him pick a movie tonight. Hope you don't mind."

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"Letting you pick the movie? Bribery? I’m offended," Bro murmured in response, gladly letting Jake blast the heat in his car. He was already chilled to the bone just from being outside for a few short seconds. He could only imagine how much Jake must be freezing. "Shocked and offended. Your taste in movies has never been any short of superb. You’ve said so yourself."

As he continued to drive back to the house he and Hal shared, he dared to ask, “so Jake. Now that we’re alone and nowhere near prying eyes or ears, tell me what’s going on? It’s not like you to stand out in the rain and fill yourself with sadness and ennui. You’re more of a movie and chips kind of guy on a rainy Thursday night.”

"I’m not deaf you know, and I’ve heard a few groans and moans at my choices before. Which, mind you, is absolutely bonkers," he replied, his gaze drifting off passed his window, avoiding the blonde. He knew exactly where they were bound, and made no objections.

"I wasn’t afraid of anyone prying into my personal life, Bro. There’s no reason for you to get concerned over my standing in the rain. It’s just… a refreshing way to think. And that’s all I was doing. I’m not in any serious trouble or the like if that’s what you think."

"A refreshing way to think. Freezing out in the rain. Right," Bro murmured, casting a glance at his boyfriend with concern. He knew that there was much more that Jake just wasn't telling him, but he also knew that Jake would tell him in time. Perhaps once they were comfortable and warm, curled up together beneath a blanket with some inane movie on in the background. Then maybe Jake would feel like talking.

He pulled up to the house he had been sharing with Hal and Dave, pulling into the garage so that they could both get out and not get any wetter than before. Like a perfect gentleman, he went to Jake's side and opened the door for him. "First stop: shower."

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Bro didn’t buy it for a second. He could tell something was wrong with his boyfriend, but he didn’t know what it was. “No can do, English. Get in the car. You can tell me about it when we’re both not soaking wet.”

Gently, he ushers Jake over to...