I have a lot of time on my hands,,

[ask-the-creator-hal]

(( Preview,,,, prince and I aren't making a fake dating sim,,, of course not

[askthefeltdouche]

the boy is back

[askthefeltdouche]

okay so i can still log in to this

[ask-the-creator-hal]

and i can log in here too

[ask-the-creator-hal]

((reboot in which jake is straight and we take it in an entirely new direction @not-quite-dirk-strider

[prince-ghost]

@ask-the-creator-hal 

[ask-the-creator-hal]

Sugar herpes is over because I’m tired of it

asks would be nice

[prince-ghost]

nuh-uh!! why not? :'( 3

Because??? I don’t know what kind of drug you’re on but you definitely aren’t acting like yourself. Also, you’re fucking neon. And there’s a huge gummy bear in your hair. Wait shit. Maybe I’m high.

[ask-the-creator-hal]

??? : - ) ?

[prince-ghost]

Sorry. Uh. No. The one kiss was fine.

[ask-the-creator-hal]

aww, well okay. byeee <3

[prince-ghost]

nuh-uh!! why not? :'( 3

Because??? I don’t know what kind of drug you’re on but you definitely aren’t acting like yourself. Also, you’re fucking neon. And there’s a huge gummy bear in your hair. Wait shit. Maybe I’m high.

[ask-the-creator-hal]

*smol smol man returns the kiss happily* <3

[prince-ghost]

[ask-the-creator-hal]

yep!! unless you want more ;) <3 <3

[ask-a-literal-douchebag]

oh, he does.

[prince-ghost]

Okay I’m not even going to mention the fact that you just barged right in on this conversation uninvited, but who the fuck asked you, Dave.

[ask-a-literal-douchebag]

I did. duh. thought that was pretty obvious, red.

[prince-ghost]

Gooooooo fuck yourself.

[ask-a-literal-douchebag]

Nah though.

[prince-ghost]

Why do you have to do this about everything? Can’t I have one moment of peace and fucking quiet without you being an ass?

[ask-the-creator-hal]

??? : - ) ?

[prince-ghost]

nuh-uh!! why not? :'( 3

Because??? I don’t know what kind of drug you’re on but you definitely aren’t acting like yourself. Also, you’re fucking neon. And there’s a huge gummy bear in your hair. Wait shit. Maybe I’m high.

[ask-the-creator-hal]

*smol smol man returns the kiss happily* <3

[prince-ghost]

[ask-the-creator-hal]

yep!! unless you want more ;) <3 <3

[prince-ghost]

nuh-uh!! why not? :'( 3

Because??? I don’t know what kind of drug you’re on but you definitely aren’t acting like yourself. Also, you’re fucking neon. And there’s a huge gummy bear in your hair. Wait shit. Maybe I’m high.

[ask-the-creator-hal]

*pouts*

[prince-ghost]

… I’m going to regret this, aren’t I?

[ask-the-creator-hal]

you’re definitely going to regret not kissing me </3

[prince-ghost]

… Okay. Fine. One kiss.

[ask-the-creator-hal]

Hurray!!!!! <3

[prince-ghost]

*hes literally so tiny. How the. How the fuck do I do this without breaking my back holy fuck. I didn’t think this all the way through. God dammit. Bends down to the smol smol man and delivers said kiss*

[ask-the-creator-hal]

*smol smol man returns the kiss happily* <3

[prince-ghost]

nuh-uh!! why not? :'( 3

Because??? I don’t know what kind of drug you’re on but you definitely aren’t acting like yourself. Also, you’re fucking neon. And there’s a huge gummy bear in your hair. Wait shit. Maybe I’m high.

[ask-the-creator-hal]

*pouts*

[prince-ghost]

… I’m going to regret this, aren’t I?

[ask-the-creator-hal]

you’re definitely going to regret not kissing me </3

[prince-ghost]

… Okay. Fine. One kiss.

[ask-the-creator-hal]

Hurray!!!!! <3

[prince-ghost]

nuh-uh!! why not? :'( 3

Because??? I don’t know what kind of drug you’re on but you definitely aren’t acting like yourself. Also, you’re fucking neon. And there’s a huge gummy bear in your hair. Wait shit. Maybe I’m high.

[ask-the-creator-hal]

*pouts*

[prince-ghost]

… I’m going to regret this, aren’t I?

[ask-the-creator-hal]

you're definitely going to regret not kissing me </3

[prince-ghost]

nuh-uh!! why not? :'( 3

Because??? I don’t know what kind of drug you’re on but you definitely aren’t acting like yourself. Also, you’re fucking neon. And there’s a huge gummy bear in your hair. Wait shit. Maybe I’m high.

[ask-the-creator-hal]

: (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((party pooper.

[prince-ghost]

Yes that’s me. The lame friend who shits on parties and worries about safety. I’m awful. 

[ask-the-creator-hal]

*pouts*

[prince-ghost]

nuh-uh!! why not? :'( 3

Because??? I don’t know what kind of drug you’re on but you definitely aren’t acting like yourself. Also, you’re fucking neon. And there’s a huge gummy bear in your hair. Wait shit. Maybe I’m high.

[ask-the-creator-hal]

maybe neither of us are! and we should kiss! for science

[prince-ghost]

I don’t think that’s such a good idea. Even to test for science. 

[ask-the-creator-hal]

: (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((party pooper.

[prince-ghost]

nuh-uh!! why not? :'( 3

Because??? I don’t know what kind of drug you’re on but you definitely aren’t acting like yourself. Also, you’re fucking neon. And there’s a huge gummy bear in your hair. Wait shit. Maybe I’m high.

[ask-the-creator-hal]

maybe neither of us are! and we should kiss! for science

[prince-ghost]

pls help me my fever is over 100F 

w ask-the-creator-hal

[prince-ghost]

they keep gettin g worse

[prince-ghost]

help

[prince-ghost]

i cant sttop

[supercrocodiles]

I’m crying this is so great

[prince-ghost]

never

virus was tryin to go all lady n the tramp but hnh is a fucking spaghetti hog what an asshole

[ask-the-creator-hal]

((Sends you the sweet pick up lines--)) Out of every curve on your body... Your smile is my favorite.