Ask the Cannibal Wolftroll

AKA: Hybrid Zero, Wolfy, Monster Doggo, Howler, Puppy, Wendy Don't be afraid, I don't bite... Hard... Im a doctor doggo. Mun is 18+ but SFW ONLY PLEASE (There maybe exceptions (Ex: Gore)) Trolltag: HowlingProvidence I AM NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT, IM NOT INTERESTED IN BECOMING PC AND NO IM NOT CHANGING WENDGO’S NAME

[skarletechimera]

My view on Mustache Girl

The more I think about it, the more I feel bad for Mustache Girl. She isnt a bad guy, She just went a little too far. She has good intentions, really. Actually I can kind of relate (long story).

[monavat-deactivated20210419]

MSPA Reader doing the Caramelldansen dance because I can

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

@ask-wendgowoulff

The pair of trolls stand at the main door to an old facility of questionable origin.

Arnica: “I’m ready. Let’ss look inside!”

[ask-wendgowoulff]

ok, but stay close, little one… We dont know whom or what still lurks. *She walks inside*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*she clings to the bigger troll, looking around*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*She lights a lanturn and picks up a keycard she finds on the ground. She sniffs it, her tail falls still* Someone is here… Stay close… and stay alert… *gives her her crossbow* Use this if you have to.

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*peers over at the keycard*

Arnica *whispering*: iss that a card? whosse iss it? what’ss it ssay?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Shows it to her, Theres a pic of a violetblooded scientist* Doctor Khimcl Devvok, the same jerk who did this to me… But thats impossible, he’s dead! I made sure of it!

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

Arnica *whispering even quieter*: you don’t ssupposse he’ss…..back from the dead, do you?

*to herself* ohmygoshohmygosh thiss could be an actual ghosst..?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Well, In theory, you could use these machines to reanimate yourself… so Maybe… If thats the case, Ill simply rip him to pieces again. I wont let anything happen to you, I promise.

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

huh? i’m jusst so excited, ssorry! *she looks over at a strange machine* oooh. what’s that?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Remember that Machine I was talking about earlier? The one that Liquifies your insides?…

yeah, Im pulling your leg, this is the can opener.

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

aw ): i wanted to liquefy an inssidess.

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Oh! Right this wa-

*Theres a flash of something running past, Wendgo pushes the younger troll behind her and growls, tensing up*

Hes here…

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*she steps behind her, flinching*

hey… back away…

*takes a pair of scissors out of her overall pocket*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*A large male violetblood comes shambling out. Its a zombie*

Well well well… Wecome back Zero… Glad to see you returned… And you’ve brought a friend… how cute… Perfect fodder for the Hybridization Machine…

Wendgo: You will do no such thing…. *She jumps down on all fours and attacks, Its a Werewolf (?) vs a Zombie. Dr Khimcl grabs the halfbeast by the throat and throws her into the wall*

Pathetic…

*Wendgo slids down, bleeding slightly from the back of her head*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

y-yah!! *steps back, less confident now* i wass thinking i could attack with thesse, but no, i couldn’t. i have to do…. *a couple wires hanging from the ceiling catch her eye* something…

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Wendgo attacks again, like a wolf. She manages to get the back of his next in her jaws. She struggles to take him down*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*arnica snips some important looking wires and a hunk of metal comes crashing down in the zombie doctor’s direction*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Unfortunately, Wendgo was caught under the rubble too. She tries to pull herself free*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

wen…!

im ssorry!! *runs over to her and moves some stuff out of the way*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Its ok Kiddo… *Cough Wheeze* Im a doctor, remember? *She manages to free everything but her tail*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

so… now what? is he gone for good this time? is there anyone else here?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Pulls her tail out from under the rubble and starts patching up her injuries. She sniffs the air and seems to perk up*

Wanna meet someone really cool?

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*staring straight into her face*

…

….yeah!

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*She tilts her head back and lets out a long, eerie howl*

*Theres a loud chittering of a Lynx*

Here she comes

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

@ask-wendgowoulff

The pair of trolls stand at the main door to an old facility of questionable origin.

Arnica: “I’m ready. Let’ss look inside!”

[ask-wendgowoulff]

ok, but stay close, little one… We dont know whom or what still lurks. *She walks inside*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*she clings to the bigger troll, looking around*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*She lights a lanturn and picks up a keycard she finds on the ground. She sniffs it, her tail falls still* Someone is here… Stay close… and stay alert… *gives her her crossbow* Use this if you have to.

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*peers over at the keycard*

Arnica *whispering*: iss that a card? whosse iss it? what’ss it ssay?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Shows it to her, Theres a pic of a violetblooded scientist* Doctor Khimcl Devvok, the same jerk who did this to me… But thats impossible, he’s dead! I made sure of it!

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

Arnica *whispering even quieter*: you don’t ssupposse he’ss…..back from the dead, do you?

*to herself* ohmygoshohmygosh thiss could be an actual ghosst..?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Well, In theory, you could use these machines to reanimate yourself… so Maybe… If thats the case, Ill simply rip him to pieces again. I wont let anything happen to you, I promise.

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

huh? i’m jusst so excited, ssorry! *she looks over at a strange machine* oooh. what’s that?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Remember that Machine I was talking about earlier? The one that Liquifies your insides?…

yeah, Im pulling your leg, this is the can opener.

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

aw ): i wanted to liquefy an inssidess.

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Oh! Right this wa-

*Theres a flash of something running past, Wendgo pushes the younger troll behind her and growls, tensing up*

Hes here…

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*she steps behind her, flinching*

hey… back away…

*takes a pair of scissors out of her overall pocket*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*A large male violetblood comes shambling out. Its a zombie*

Well well well… Wecome back Zero… Glad to see you returned… And you’ve brought a friend… how cute… Perfect fodder for the Hybridization Machine…

Wendgo: You will do no such thing…. *She jumps down on all fours and attacks, Its a Werewolf (?) vs a Zombie. Dr Khimcl grabs the halfbeast by the throat and throws her into the wall*

Pathetic…

*Wendgo slids down, bleeding slightly from the back of her head*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

y-yah!! *steps back, less confident now* i wass thinking i could attack with thesse, but no, i couldn’t. i have to do…. *a couple wires hanging from the ceiling catch her eye* something…

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Wendgo attacks again, like a wolf. She manages to get the back of his next in her jaws. She struggles to take him down*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*arnica snips some important looking wires and a hunk of metal comes crashing down in the zombie doctor’s direction*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Unfortunately, Wendgo was caught under the rubble too. She tries to pull herself free*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

wen…!

im ssorry!! *runs over to her and moves some stuff out of the way*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Its ok Kiddo… *Cough Wheeze* Im a doctor, remember? *She manages to free everything but her tail*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

so… now what? is he gone for good this time? is there anyone else here?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Pulls her tail out from under the rubble and starts patching up her injuries. She sniffs the air and seems to perk up*

Wanna meet someone really cool?

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

@ask-wendgowoulff

The pair of trolls stand at the main door to an old facility of questionable origin.

Arnica: “I’m ready. Let’ss look inside!”

[ask-wendgowoulff]

ok, but stay close, little one… We dont know whom or what still lurks. *She walks inside*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*she clings to the bigger troll, looking around*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*She lights a lanturn and picks up a keycard she finds on the ground. She sniffs it, her tail falls still* Someone is here… Stay close… and stay alert… *gives her her crossbow* Use this if you have to.

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*peers over at the keycard*

Arnica *whispering*: iss that a card? whosse iss it? what’ss it ssay?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Shows it to her, Theres a pic of a violetblooded scientist* Doctor Khimcl Devvok, the same jerk who did this to me… But thats impossible, he’s dead! I made sure of it!

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

Arnica *whispering even quieter*: you don’t ssupposse he’ss…..back from the dead, do you?

*to herself* ohmygoshohmygosh thiss could be an actual ghosst..?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Well, In theory, you could use these machines to reanimate yourself… so Maybe… If thats the case, Ill simply rip him to pieces again. I wont let anything happen to you, I promise.

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

huh? i’m jusst so excited, ssorry! *she looks over at a strange machine* oooh. what’s that?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Remember that Machine I was talking about earlier? The one that Liquifies your insides?…

yeah, Im pulling your leg, this is the can opener.

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

aw ): i wanted to liquefy an inssidess.

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Oh! Right this wa-

*Theres a flash of something running past, Wendgo pushes the younger troll behind her and growls, tensing up*

Hes here…

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*she steps behind her, flinching*

hey… back away…

*takes a pair of scissors out of her overall pocket*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*A large male violetblood comes shambling out. Its a zombie*

Well well well… Wecome back Zero… Glad to see you returned… And you’ve brought a friend… how cute… Perfect fodder for the Hybridization Machine…

Wendgo: You will do no such thing…. *She jumps down on all fours and attacks, Its a Werewolf (?) vs a Zombie. Dr Khimcl grabs the halfbeast by the throat and throws her into the wall*

Pathetic…

*Wendgo slids down, bleeding slightly from the back of her head*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

y-yah!! *steps back, less confident now* i wass thinking i could attack with thesse, but no, i couldn’t. i have to do…. *a couple wires hanging from the ceiling catch her eye* something…

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Wendgo attacks again, like a wolf. She manages to get the back of his next in her jaws. She struggles to take him down*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*arnica snips some important looking wires and a hunk of metal comes crashing down in the zombie doctor’s direction*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Unfortunately, Wendgo was caught under the rubble too. She tries to pull herself free*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

wen…!

im ssorry!! *runs over to her and moves some stuff out of the way*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Its ok Kiddo... *Cough Wheeze* Im a doctor, remember? *She manages to free everything but her tail*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

@ask-wendgowoulff

The pair of trolls stand at the main door to an old facility of questionable origin.

Arnica: “I’m ready. Let’ss look inside!”

[ask-wendgowoulff]

ok, but stay close, little one… We dont know whom or what still lurks. *She walks inside*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*she clings to the bigger troll, looking around*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*She lights a lanturn and picks up a keycard she finds on the ground. She sniffs it, her tail falls still* Someone is here… Stay close… and stay alert… *gives her her crossbow* Use this if you have to.

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*peers over at the keycard*

Arnica *whispering*: iss that a card? whosse iss it? what’ss it ssay?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Shows it to her, Theres a pic of a violetblooded scientist* Doctor Khimcl Devvok, the same jerk who did this to me… But thats impossible, he’s dead! I made sure of it!

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

Arnica *whispering even quieter*: you don’t ssupposse he’ss…..back from the dead, do you?

*to herself* ohmygoshohmygosh thiss could be an actual ghosst..?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Well, In theory, you could use these machines to reanimate yourself… so Maybe… If thats the case, Ill simply rip him to pieces again. I wont let anything happen to you, I promise.

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

huh? i’m jusst so excited, ssorry! *she looks over at a strange machine* oooh. what’s that?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Remember that Machine I was talking about earlier? The one that Liquifies your insides?…

yeah, Im pulling your leg, this is the can opener.

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

aw ): i wanted to liquefy an inssidess.

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Oh! Right this wa-

*Theres a flash of something running past, Wendgo pushes the younger troll behind her and growls, tensing up*

Hes here…

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*she steps behind her, flinching*

hey… back away…

*takes a pair of scissors out of her overall pocket*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*A large male violetblood comes shambling out. Its a zombie*

Well well well… Wecome back Zero… Glad to see you returned… And you’ve brought a friend… how cute… Perfect fodder for the Hybridization Machine…

Wendgo: You will do no such thing…. *She jumps down on all fours and attacks, Its a Werewolf (?) vs a Zombie. Dr Khimcl grabs the halfbeast by the throat and throws her into the wall*

Pathetic…

*Wendgo slids down, bleeding slightly from the back of her head*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

y-yah!! *steps back, less confident now* i wass thinking i could attack with thesse, but no, i couldn’t. i have to do…. *a couple wires hanging from the ceiling catch her eye* something…

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Wendgo attacks again, like a wolf. She manages to get the back of his next in her jaws. She struggles to take him down*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*arnica snips some important looking wires and a hunk of metal comes crashing down in the zombie doctor’s direction*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Unfortunately, Wendgo was caught under the rubble too. She tries to pull herself free*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

@ask-wendgowoulff

The pair of trolls stand at the main door to an old facility of questionable origin.

Arnica: “I’m ready. Let’ss look inside!”

[ask-wendgowoulff]

ok, but stay close, little one… We dont know whom or what still lurks. *She walks inside*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*she clings to the bigger troll, looking around*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*She lights a lanturn and picks up a keycard she finds on the ground. She sniffs it, her tail falls still* Someone is here… Stay close… and stay alert… *gives her her crossbow* Use this if you have to.

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*peers over at the keycard*

Arnica *whispering*: iss that a card? whosse iss it? what’ss it ssay?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Shows it to her, Theres a pic of a violetblooded scientist* Doctor Khimcl Devvok, the same jerk who did this to me… But thats impossible, he’s dead! I made sure of it!

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

Arnica *whispering even quieter*: you don’t ssupposse he’ss…..back from the dead, do you?

*to herself* ohmygoshohmygosh thiss could be an actual ghosst..?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Well, In theory, you could use these machines to reanimate yourself… so Maybe… If thats the case, Ill simply rip him to pieces again. I wont let anything happen to you, I promise.

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

huh? i’m jusst so excited, ssorry! *she looks over at a strange machine* oooh. what’s that?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Remember that Machine I was talking about earlier? The one that Liquifies your insides?…

yeah, Im pulling your leg, this is the can opener.

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

aw ): i wanted to liquefy an inssidess.

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Oh! Right this wa-

*Theres a flash of something running past, Wendgo pushes the younger troll behind her and growls, tensing up*

Hes here…

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*she steps behind her, flinching*

hey… back away…

*takes a pair of scissors out of her overall pocket*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*A large male violetblood comes shambling out. Its a zombie*

Well well well… Wecome back Zero… Glad to see you returned… And you’ve brought a friend… how cute… Perfect fodder for the Hybridization Machine…

Wendgo: You will do no such thing…. *She jumps down on all fours and attacks, Its a Werewolf (?) vs a Zombie. Dr Khimcl grabs the halfbeast by the throat and throws her into the wall*

Pathetic…

*Wendgo slids down, bleeding slightly from the back of her head*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

y-yah!! *steps back, less confident now* i wass thinking i could attack with thesse, but no, i couldn’t. i have to do…. *a couple wires hanging from the ceiling catch her eye* something…

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Wendgo attacks again, like a wolf. She manages to get the back of his next in her jaws. She struggles to take him down*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

@ask-wendgowoulff

The pair of trolls stand at the main door to an old facility of questionable origin.

Arnica: “I’m ready. Let’ss look inside!”

[ask-wendgowoulff]

ok, but stay close, little one… We dont know whom or what still lurks. *She walks inside*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*she clings to the bigger troll, looking around*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*She lights a lanturn and picks up a keycard she finds on the ground. She sniffs it, her tail falls still* Someone is here… Stay close… and stay alert… *gives her her crossbow* Use this if you have to.

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*peers over at the keycard*

Arnica *whispering*: iss that a card? whosse iss it? what’ss it ssay?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Shows it to her, Theres a pic of a violetblooded scientist* Doctor Khimcl Devvok, the same jerk who did this to me… But thats impossible, he’s dead! I made sure of it!

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

Arnica *whispering even quieter*: you don’t ssupposse he’ss…..back from the dead, do you?

*to herself* ohmygoshohmygosh thiss could be an actual ghosst..?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Well, In theory, you could use these machines to reanimate yourself… so Maybe… If thats the case, Ill simply rip him to pieces again. I wont let anything happen to you, I promise.

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

huh? i’m jusst so excited, ssorry! *she looks over at a strange machine* oooh. what’s that?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Remember that Machine I was talking about earlier? The one that Liquifies your insides?…

yeah, Im pulling your leg, this is the can opener.

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

aw ): i wanted to liquefy an inssidess.

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Oh! Right this wa-

*Theres a flash of something running past, Wendgo pushes the younger troll behind her and growls, tensing up*

Hes here…

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*she steps behind her, flinching*

hey… back away…

*takes a pair of scissors out of her overall pocket*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*A large male violetblood comes shambling out. Its a zombie*

Well well well... Wecome back Zero... Glad to see you returned... And you’ve brought a friend... how cute... Perfect fodder for the Hybridization Machine...

Wendgo: You will do no such thing.... *She jumps down on all fours and attacks, Its a Werewolf (?) vs a Zombie. Dr Khimcl grabs the halfbeast by the throat and throws her into the wall*

Pathetic...

*Wendgo slids down, bleeding slightly from the back of her head*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

@ask-wendgowoulff

The pair of trolls stand at the main door to an old facility of questionable origin.

Arnica: “I’m ready. Let’ss look inside!”

[ask-wendgowoulff]

ok, but stay close, little one… We dont know whom or what still lurks. *She walks inside*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*she clings to the bigger troll, looking around*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*She lights a lanturn and picks up a keycard she finds on the ground. She sniffs it, her tail falls still* Someone is here… Stay close… and stay alert… *gives her her crossbow* Use this if you have to.

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*peers over at the keycard*

Arnica *whispering*: iss that a card? whosse iss it? what’ss it ssay?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Shows it to her, Theres a pic of a violetblooded scientist* Doctor Khimcl Devvok, the same jerk who did this to me… But thats impossible, he’s dead! I made sure of it!

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

Arnica *whispering even quieter*: you don’t ssupposse he’ss…..back from the dead, do you?

*to herself* ohmygoshohmygosh thiss could be an actual ghosst..?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Well, In theory, you could use these machines to reanimate yourself… so Maybe… If thats the case, Ill simply rip him to pieces again. I wont let anything happen to you, I promise.

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

huh? i’m jusst so excited, ssorry! *she looks over at a strange machine* oooh. what’s that?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Remember that Machine I was talking about earlier? The one that Liquifies your insides?…

yeah, Im pulling your leg, this is the can opener.

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

aw ): i wanted to liquefy an inssidess.

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Oh! Right this wa-

*Theres a flash of something running past, Wendgo pushes the younger troll behind her and growls, tensing up*

Hes here...

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

@ask-wendgowoulff

The pair of trolls stand at the main door to an old facility of questionable origin.

Arnica: “I’m ready. Let’ss look inside!”

[ask-wendgowoulff]

ok, but stay close, little one… We dont know whom or what still lurks. *She walks inside*

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*she clings to the bigger troll, looking around*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*She lights a lanturn and picks up a keycard she finds on the ground. She sniffs it, her tail falls still* Someone is here… Stay close… and stay alert… *gives her her crossbow* Use this if you have to.

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

*peers over at the keycard*

Arnica *whispering*: iss that a card? whosse iss it? what’ss it ssay?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Shows it to her, Theres a pic of a violetblooded scientist* Doctor Khimcl Devvok, the same jerk who did this to me… But thats impossible, he’s dead! I made sure of it!

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

Arnica *whispering even quieter*: you don’t ssupposse he’ss…..back from the dead, do you?

*to herself* ohmygoshohmygosh thiss could be an actual ghosst..?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Well, In theory, you could use these machines to reanimate yourself… so Maybe… If thats the case, Ill simply rip him to pieces again. I wont let anything happen to you, I promise.

[ask-alternias-best-ghostfinders]

huh? i’m jusst so excited, ssorry! *she looks over at a strange machine* oooh. what’s that?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Remember that Machine I was talking about earlier? The one that Liquifies your insides?...

yeah, Im pulling your leg, this is the can opener.

[ask-wendgowoulff]

OPEN RP

*Wendgo walks through the woods. She sees the old, abandoned facility that she escaped from several sweeps ago* Eh. Why not? Whats the worst that could happen? *She removes the vines from the door and enters the dark facility, not knowing who, or what, is around.*

[moddux2]

@ask-wendgowoulff ))

Moddux puts them in the cat carrier cage to go to the vetsfor their vaccinations.

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Angrily barks and chews on the bars* RUSTMOM LET ME GO! *Angry barking*

[moddux2]

Que many painful stabby pointy no disease things and then a release back into the wild.

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Wendgo attacks the vet before she is stabbed, sending the needle into Moddux’s arm*

[moddux2]

Moddux uses reverse uno to undo this rp

[ask-wendgowoulff]

HEY NO FAIR! LOL

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*feeds Wendy a troll from every blood colour*

Oh wow! Thank you! its very rare that I eat trolls higher than Olive!

[moddux2]

@ask-wendgowoulff ))

Moddux puts them in the cat carrier cage to go to the vetsfor their vaccinations.

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Angrily barks and chews on the bars* RUSTMOM LET ME GO! *Angry barking*

[moddux2]

Que many painful stabby pointy no disease things and then a release back into the wild.

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Wendgo attacks the vet before she is stabbed, sending the needle into Moddux’s arm*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

hey, it's been ages/! How are you/?

Pooootttttaaaaaatooooo *It seems Wendgo has gone crazy*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

WOOF! *Licks his face like a puppy*

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

okay, that’s still odd, but not that odd/.

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*her tail wags. Theres something on her neck but shes too tall (6’5”)*

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

so, uh…. is everything alright/?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*She just tries to climb onto his head.*

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

*as she does this, he falls over*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

TIMBERRRRRRRR!

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

could you not do that/?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Sticks tongue out*

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

heh/…

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Paw smack*

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

*pat on head time*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*She seems to be calming down*

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

*pat is continue*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Thanks, I dunno what came over me.

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

it was kinda scary, im not gonna lie/.

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Im sorry. I knew I shouldnt have eaten that one insane troll.

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

don’t worry about it, everythings okay now/.

[ask-wendgowoulff]

What happened?

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

Okay, strap in, because this could take a while/. To begin with nothing much happened, but then you launched yourself through a window/. You then tried to eat a whole pumpkin, but I tried stopping you and you bit me/.*he gestures to the bite mark* you then ran off to the woods, and when I came looking for you, you threw the pumpkin, and it hit me in the head, which knocked me over/. You ran off again,and I followed you when I was able to stand up/. At that point, you licked me, which was, umm… not particularly unpleasant/. But then you attempted to climb on my head, which made me fall over again/. I got up, and then you calmed down/.

[ask-wendgowoulff]

I cant tell whether to laugh or not. *Treats his wound*

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

I’m not sure which is appropriate either/.

[ask-wendgowoulff]

That wound is deep, This might sting *Puts some mud in the bite*

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

*it does, in fact sting.*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Hold still

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

Okay/.

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Patches the wound*

[moddux2]

@ask-wendgowoulff ))

Moddux puts them in the cat carrier cage to go to the vetsfor their vaccinations.

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Angrily barks and chews on the bars* RUSTMOM LET ME GO! *Angry barking*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

hey, it's been ages/! How are you/?

Pooootttttaaaaaatooooo *It seems Wendgo has gone crazy*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

WOOF! *Licks his face like a puppy*

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

okay, that’s still odd, but not that odd/.

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*her tail wags. Theres something on her neck but shes too tall (6’5”)*

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

so, uh…. is everything alright/?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*She just tries to climb onto his head.*

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

*as she does this, he falls over*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

TIMBERRRRRRRR!

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

could you not do that/?

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Sticks tongue out*

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

heh/…

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*Paw smack*

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

*pat on head time*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

*She seems to be calming down*

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

*pat is continue*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Thanks, I dunno what came over me.

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

it was kinda scary, im not gonna lie/.

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Im sorry. I knew I shouldnt have eaten that one insane troll.

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

don’t worry about it, everythings okay now/.

[ask-wendgowoulff]

What happened?

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

Okay, strap in, because this could take a while/. To begin with nothing much happened, but then you launched yourself through a window/. You then tried to eat a whole pumpkin, but I tried stopping you and you bit me/.*he gestures to the bite mark* you then ran off to the woods, and when I came looking for you, you threw the pumpkin, and it hit me in the head, which knocked me over/. You ran off again,and I followed you when I was able to stand up/. At that point, you licked me, which was, umm… not particularly unpleasant/. But then you attempted to climb on my head, which made me fall over again/. I got up, and then you calmed down/.

[ask-wendgowoulff]

I cant tell whether to laugh or not. *Treats his wound*

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

I’m not sure which is appropriate either/.

[ask-wendgowoulff]

That wound is deep, This might sting *Puts some mud in the bite*

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

*it does, in fact sting.*

[ask-wendgowoulff]

Hold still