Im in Chandler’s closet

no, not the glass one. https://chandlersfavoritemoth.tumblr.com/ask

[chandlersfavoritemoth]

Bzz Bzzz

I’m a moth what else do you want me to add to this intro post…

I’m Chandler’s most favorite moth in the whole wide world, and it gets lonely in this closet so I decided to get tumblr.

I eat Heather’s out of season sweaters, and whenever anybody else comes over I like to eat their stuff too!

Bzzz!

-* OOC *-

Guys it a literal moth, you better not be sending NSFW 💀

Blog owner is a minor! This is one of five Heathers RP blogs, I am not doing a whole intro post, but idk maybe later

Bzzzz!

@r0cky-r04d bzzz, my main rock is awesome, just don’t throw them at me!!!

@chandlerslesbianflag I think this flag is a main, bzzz! I just know I’m not allowed to eat it.

[bloodstone-the-mosquito-vamp]

🥀Hey pookie bear how are you? 🥀♥️

[chandlersfavoritemoth]

Bzzz

Way better now that you’re here, kitten ~

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

@chandlersfavoritemoth taking this stupid test to prove I’m not a boy kisser 😡😡

[chandlersfavoritemoth]

Bzz

fake quiz!!! can I take it too!!!

Bzzz

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

It’s not a fake quiz I’d like to see you take it see if you’re a hypocrite for accusing me of being gay.

I’m almost finished the quiz and then I’ll prove to you how straight I am.

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

WHAT THE FUCK THIS STUPID THING MUST HE RIGGED OR SOME SHIT??!!??

[chandlersfavoritemoth]

Bzzz

Point. Proven.

Bzzzzz bzzzz bzzz

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

@chandlersfavoritemoth taking this stupid test to prove I’m not a boy kisser 😡😡

[chandlersfavoritemoth]

Bzz

fake quiz!!! can I take it too!!!

Bzzz

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

Bzzz

Mike your closet is queer.

Queer like DnD

Bzz

WHAT???

No it literally isn’t that’s just not true I have a normal closet a very very straight closet. my closet is probably as straight as I am and I used to to have a girlfriend by the way!!

Dnd is queer where the hell did you get that from?? my friends especially Will all play dnd and I’m pretty sure they aren’t gay and Will- Will and I are just friends we’re friends by the way too-

Wait why are you buzzing am I talking to an insect right now?

[chandlersfavoritemoth]

…Bzzzz

no you’re talking to wills rose toy

of course you’re talking to an insect!! Because only queer people named Michael Wheeler can talk to insects, especially ones that buzz!!!

Bzzzzz!!!

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

Bzzzz

I forgot to tag myself on the last ask, oopsies..

I was too distracted by your gayness

Bzz

@chandlersfavoritemoth

I’m not gay I’m not in possession of any gayness Will and I are just friends and besides I can’t be gay I mean some guys are just objectively attractive, right?

Wait are you an actual like talking moth?? you know what why am I surprised if I can get pregnant, meet people who look exactly like me and share my name and an alternate dimension literally exists then fuck it why can’t moth talk.

[chandlersfavoritemoth]

The only thing possessed here is your boyfriend

Mike it’s pride month you must accept yourself ❤️

You’re an LGQBWGOMOP !!!

[chandlersfavoritemoth]

When I harass too many stranger things blog and hit the asks limit 😡

AND ONLY ONE RESPONDED (Mike account I lob you)

IT WAS SO HARD TO FIND ACCOUNTS THAT WEREN’T JUST ROLEPLAYING SMUT 😟

[bssjjskanakansb]

Bzz.

who let you out of the retirement home 😒

Bz.

[ @chandlersfavoritemoth ]

who let you speak🥰🥰

[chandlersfavoritemoth]

Bzzz

…I actually- don’t know..

Bzz

[chandlersfavoritemoth]

Bzzzz!

is that new Ronnie trying to say she isn’t lactose intolerant? I really can’t tell!..

Bzz!!

[sallyclover89]

how does one feel after being the sole freshman account that hasnt start with M

Really lonely.

I should have been called Molly.

[chandlersfavoritemoth]

Bzzz!

Isn’t molly what Tracy sells..

At a really exorbitant price too!

Bz Bzz!

[chandlersfavoritemoth]

YOU ‼️ GET ‼️ FIVE‼️ BIG ‼️ ROCKS‼️

ROCK‼️

ROCK‼️

ROCK‼️

ROCK‼️

ROCK‼️

BZZZ!!

No! I don't want rocks, especially big ones! They'll squish me, you freak!!

BZZ BZZZ

[heathermcnamara1989]

Heya Heather…

What do you do when somebody kisses you against your will? I asked Kurt, but I wanna hear from the perspective of a girl.

[@parkerpupkin]

Eh?

First of all... who kissed you?

[parkerpupkin]

Some whore…Alice, I think.

I asked her if we were having a test on 21st Century Literature today and she pushed me to her and made out with me at the assembly hall.

[chandlersfavoritemoth]

Bzz!

Whats a 21st century?…

Bz!

[heathermacs-pompoms]

Heathers are in lobe they abore each other, true endgnome

[chandlersfavoritemoth]

Bzz!

whuch Hethars are in lobe?…Al thrue?!

Bzzz!!

[fxtion-fweax]

Random Heathers headcanon dump at nearly 1 a.m (i have to be awake in three hours)

1. Chandy is scared of moths

2. Heather Duke is scared of being slapped by a sticky hand toy thingy (yall better know what I'm talking about)

3. Heather McNamara used to put face masks on Kurt's face and he used to make her promise not to tell anyone about that

4. Kurt has a little sister

5. Heather Duke is a middle kid (only girl between two brothers)

6. Heather M still watches Barbie: Life in the Dream House

7. Heather Duke and Veronica share most classes and they are almost always partners in group work

8. Heather Duke gagged on air when they had to dissect a frog in class for bio

9. Chandy has a problem of speeding when driving

10. Ms Flem is a smoker

11. Heather M placed stickers all over Heather Duke's Jeep: inside and out

12. Heather Duke bought her license and is actually a terrible driver at times

13. Chandy is the little spoon

14. Dukie Bear's parents are dentists

15. Heather M has a stoner sister

[chandlersfavoritemoth]

BZZ!

NO, she is not !!! 😡

Bzzzz bzz

[duck-duke-goose]

do u like bugs :p

Moths are pretty rad I guess, and I like dragonflies and butterflies too.

[chandlersfavoritemoth]

Bzzz Bz!

I’m so rad!

Bzz!

[chandlersfavoritemoth]

oh great lord almighty moth, please share with us the secrets of the universe (What Heather hides in her closet)

Bzz..?

Oh- does being Chandlers favorite automatically make people worship me?.. If so, bring forth your finest cashmere!!

She hides nothing except gratitude towards her favorite moth for being so awesome and conscious about what clothes it eats.

Bzz

[chandlersfavoritemoth]

please bring forth wisdom, moth. Tell us the secrets of the universe (what does Heather secretly keep in her closet)

Bzz!

Well, she doesn’t keep anything extremely secretive.

Maybe a few notes from Duke, and sentimental stuff. But I wouldn’t call that wisdom, or a secret of any universe.

Bzzz!