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[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

Cards against humanity, or joking hazard

cards against humanity

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

I'm afraid to be an empty Nester

NY

i thought big bad New York didn’t get scared?

[askwttshnewy0rk]

(not my canon, sort of)

I've been parenting for so long I've gotten used to it I can't imagine them leaving. I know they're gonna leave. That doesn't mean I have to like it.

Just bought us a little more time. Actually it bought us a lot more time.

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

why put up with it tho? it’ll happen eventually but you shouldn’t be scared of something that’s bound to happen

[askwttshnewy0rk]

(not my cannon)meh I'm pretty content with my life besides, this will give me more time to get used to the idea because as the babies get older more kids will move out and I'll be OK with it because I'll be used to it. Yeah I'll be upset and I'll miss them.

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

yeah now that you’ve prolonged the inevitable

[askwttshnewy0rk]

(not My Canon sort of)

Jersey it's fine my kids age, slow considering I have children now were born over 200 years ago and are physically 12 now

 sure Syracuse is upset at first but then she got used to the idea once we told her that she would be finally be able to win a board game

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

all parents end up empty nesters, its not something to be scared of tho

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

I'm afraid to be an empty Nester

NY

i thought big bad New York didn’t get scared?

[askwttshnewy0rk]

(not my canon, sort of)

I've been parenting for so long I've gotten used to it I can't imagine them leaving. I know they're gonna leave. That doesn't mean I have to like it.

Just bought us a little more time. Actually it bought us a lot more time.

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

why put up with it tho? it’ll happen eventually but you shouldn’t be scared of something that’s bound to happen

[askwttshnewy0rk]

(not my cannon)meh I'm pretty content with my life besides, this will give me more time to get used to the idea because as the babies get older more kids will move out and I'll be OK with it because I'll be used to it. Yeah I'll be upset and I'll miss them.

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

yeah now that you’ve prolonged the inevitable

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

(this is not my canon) I hate this kid thing

NY

then why do it?

[emlovesstates]

(not my canon)

I don't know I wanted to I'm tired I love them but I'm fucking tired

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

they obviously don’t want to grow up because of the coddling

[askwttshnewy0rk]

(not my canon) we did get a puppy out of this



[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

you could’ve gotten a puppy anytime, what do you really get out of this?

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

I'm afraid to be an empty Nester

NY

i thought big bad New York didn’t get scared?

[askwttshnewy0rk]

(not my canon, sort of)

I've been parenting for so long I've gotten used to it I can't imagine them leaving. I know they're gonna leave. That doesn't mean I have to like it.

Just bought us a little more time. Actually it bought us a lot more time.

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

why put up with it tho? it’ll happen eventually but you shouldn’t be scared of something that’s bound to happen

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

(this is not my canon) I hate this kid thing

NY

then why do it?

[emlovesstates]

(not my canon)

I don't know I wanted to I'm tired I love them but I'm fucking tired

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

they obviously don’t want to grow up because of the coddling

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

I'm afraid to be an empty Nester

NY

i thought big bad New York didn’t get scared?

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

(this is not my canon) I hate this kid thing

NY

then why do it?

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

They are adorable. My new nieces are absolutely adorable, and born on Connecticut's birthday but whatever.

You should see the nerd, adorable onesies

York has a lot has posted so many pictures on Insta

Mass

why babies are gross

[ask-wttsh-massac-husetts]

Because he loves his babies he's glad he gets to do all the things that he never got to do with the other kids like teach them how to ride a bike skateboard, rollerskate dress up build plastic doll houses that have some assembly required

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

“some”

[ask-wttsh-massac-husetts]

Do you want me to say teach them how to drive because he's already done that

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

babies?

[ask-wttsh-massac-husetts]

No, I'm at the older kids, NYC, Long Island, Albany

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

obviously

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

They are adorable. My new nieces are absolutely adorable, and born on Connecticut's birthday but whatever.

You should see the nerd, adorable onesies

York has a lot has posted so many pictures on Insta

Mass

why babies are gross

[ask-wttsh-massac-husetts]

Because he loves his babies he's glad he gets to do all the things that he never got to do with the other kids like teach them how to ride a bike skateboard, rollerskate dress up build plastic doll houses that have some assembly required

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

“some”

[ask-wttsh-massac-husetts]

Do you want me to say teach them how to drive because he's already done that

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

babies?

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

They are adorable. My new nieces are absolutely adorable, and born on Connecticut's birthday but whatever.

You should see the nerd, adorable onesies

York has a lot has posted so many pictures on Insta

Mass

why babies are gross

[ask-wttsh-massac-husetts]

Because he loves his babies he's glad he gets to do all the things that he never got to do with the other kids like teach them how to ride a bike skateboard, rollerskate dress up build plastic doll houses that have some assembly required

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

“some”

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

They are adorable. My new nieces are absolutely adorable, and born on Connecticut's birthday but whatever.

You should see the nerd, adorable onesies

York has a lot has posted so many pictures on Insta

Mass

why babies are gross

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

Meanwhile, the newborns are adorable

Mass

sure

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

Don't listen to him. He passed on cats when he was a Broadway producer.

Mass

Only Murders in the Building reference my beloved?

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

Their teenagers don't tell me anything

When your kids were teenagers, did they tell you anything?

NY

*they’re

and yes they did, cause i raised them, i didn’t spoil them

[askwttshnewy0rk]

Congratulations Dad of the year

We are trying our best

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

spoiling isn’t your best, babes

[askwttshnewy0rk]

Well, they weren't always the spoiled before technology

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

don’t give me that lie

[askwttshnewy0rk]

What lie

 when do use it I started spoiling them

After Rachel died?

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

you said it, not me

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

Jersey we're trying our best

And I know all the kids grades I checked frequently

And Rochester has bought a lot of candy. Pretty sure he's running a black market.  when Savannah was his age, he ran a black market but with weed

GA

its not cocaine

[ask-geo-rgia]

It's weird and my kids aren't spoiled

We just enjoyed the life that we have now grown accustomed to

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

bull

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

Their teenagers don't tell me anything

When your kids were teenagers, did they tell you anything?

NY

*they’re

and yes they did, cause i raised them, i didn’t spoil them

[askwttshnewy0rk]

Congratulations Dad of the year

We are trying our best

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

spoiling isn’t your best, babes

[askwttshnewy0rk]

Well, they weren't always the spoiled before technology

[ask-wttsh-newjersey]

don’t give me that lie