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Cards against humanity, or joking hazard
cards against humanity
I'm afraid to be an empty Nester
NY
i thought big bad New York didn’t get scared?
(not my canon, sort of)
I've been parenting for so long I've gotten used to it I can't imagine them leaving. I know they're gonna leave. That doesn't mean I have to like it.
Just bought us a little more time. Actually it bought us a lot more time.
why put up with it tho? it’ll happen eventually but you shouldn’t be scared of something that’s bound to happen
(not my cannon)meh I'm pretty content with my life besides, this will give me more time to get used to the idea because as the babies get older more kids will move out and I'll be OK with it because I'll be used to it. Yeah I'll be upset and I'll miss them.
yeah now that you’ve prolonged the inevitable
(not My Canon sort of)
Jersey it's fine my kids age, slow considering I have children now were born over 200 years ago and are physically 12 now
 sure Syracuse is upset at first but then she got used to the idea once we told her that she would be finally be able to win a board game
all parents end up empty nesters, its not something to be scared of tho
I'm afraid to be an empty Nester
NY
i thought big bad New York didn’t get scared?
(not my canon, sort of)
I've been parenting for so long I've gotten used to it I can't imagine them leaving. I know they're gonna leave. That doesn't mean I have to like it.
Just bought us a little more time. Actually it bought us a lot more time.
why put up with it tho? it’ll happen eventually but you shouldn’t be scared of something that’s bound to happen
(not my cannon)meh I'm pretty content with my life besides, this will give me more time to get used to the idea because as the babies get older more kids will move out and I'll be OK with it because I'll be used to it. Yeah I'll be upset and I'll miss them.
yeah now that you’ve prolonged the inevitable
(this is not my canon) I hate this kid thing
NY
then why do it?
(not my canon)
I don't know I wanted to I'm tired I love them but I'm fucking tired
they obviously don’t want to grow up because of the coddling
(not my canon) we did get a puppy out of this

you could’ve gotten a puppy anytime, what do you really get out of this?
I'm afraid to be an empty Nester
NY
i thought big bad New York didn’t get scared?
(not my canon, sort of)
I've been parenting for so long I've gotten used to it I can't imagine them leaving. I know they're gonna leave. That doesn't mean I have to like it.
Just bought us a little more time. Actually it bought us a lot more time.
why put up with it tho? it’ll happen eventually but you shouldn’t be scared of something that’s bound to happen
(this is not my canon) I hate this kid thing
NY
then why do it?
(not my canon)
I don't know I wanted to I'm tired I love them but I'm fucking tired
they obviously don’t want to grow up because of the coddling
I'm afraid to be an empty Nester
NY
i thought big bad New York didn’t get scared?
(this is not my canon) I hate this kid thing
NY
then why do it?
They are adorable. My new nieces are absolutely adorable, and born on Connecticut's birthday but whatever.
You should see the nerd, adorable onesies
York has a lot has posted so many pictures on Insta
Mass
why babies are gross
Because he loves his babies he's glad he gets to do all the things that he never got to do with the other kids like teach them how to ride a bike skateboard, rollerskate dress up build plastic doll houses that have some assembly required
“some”
Do you want me to say teach them how to drive because he's already done that
babies?
No, I'm at the older kids, NYC, Long Island, Albany
obviously
They are adorable. My new nieces are absolutely adorable, and born on Connecticut's birthday but whatever.
You should see the nerd, adorable onesies
York has a lot has posted so many pictures on Insta
Mass
why babies are gross
Because he loves his babies he's glad he gets to do all the things that he never got to do with the other kids like teach them how to ride a bike skateboard, rollerskate dress up build plastic doll houses that have some assembly required
“some”
Do you want me to say teach them how to drive because he's already done that
babies?
They are adorable. My new nieces are absolutely adorable, and born on Connecticut's birthday but whatever.
You should see the nerd, adorable onesies
York has a lot has posted so many pictures on Insta
Mass
why babies are gross
Because he loves his babies he's glad he gets to do all the things that he never got to do with the other kids like teach them how to ride a bike skateboard, rollerskate dress up build plastic doll houses that have some assembly required
“some”
They are adorable. My new nieces are absolutely adorable, and born on Connecticut's birthday but whatever.
You should see the nerd, adorable onesies
York has a lot has posted so many pictures on Insta
Mass
why babies are gross
Meanwhile, the newborns are adorable
Mass
sure
Don't listen to him. He passed on cats when he was a Broadway producer.
Mass
Only Murders in the Building reference my beloved?
Their teenagers don't tell me anything
When your kids were teenagers, did they tell you anything?
NY
*they’re
and yes they did, cause i raised them, i didn’t spoil them
Congratulations Dad of the year
We are trying our best
spoiling isn’t your best, babes
Well, they weren't always the spoiled before technology
don’t give me that lie
What lie
 when do use it I started spoiling them
After Rachel died?
you said it, not me
Jersey we're trying our best
And I know all the kids grades I checked frequently
And Rochester has bought a lot of candy. Pretty sure he's running a black market.  when Savannah was his age, he ran a black market but with weed
GA
its not cocaine
It's weird and my kids aren't spoiled
We just enjoyed the life that we have now grown accustomed to
Their teenagers don't tell me anything
When your kids were teenagers, did they tell you anything?
NY
*they’re
and yes they did, cause i raised them, i didn’t spoil them
Congratulations Dad of the year
We are trying our best
spoiling isn’t your best, babes
Well, they weren't always the spoiled before technology
don’t give me that lie