Ask Yuri

The mysterious mockingbird of Abyss, at your service. Watch your step around here though. There are those that don't take to kindly to surface dwellers. That aside, I'm more than happy to answer any questions you guys may have, for the right price anyway. So please, ask away. | An ask blog Academy Phase Yuri from Fire Emblem Three Houses!! P.S. Art isn't mine. All credit goes to the original artists. |

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

What lead you to falling for Constance?

Simple logic. A relationship between us is mutually beneficial. Not to mention I do enjoy Constance's company.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

Hey yuri I wanted to ask if your lover had Asperger autism or any other mental condition how would your react or how would you help them

I would seek out a professional, of course. The first step to being useful is finding out how to approach the situation. Other than that, I'd simply be there for them. By "lover", I assume you're referring to Constance and I can assure you nothing could ever make me think less of her or anyone else for that matter. A condition that one can't control holds no meaning when determining the value of that person. All that matters are actions.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

Runs up to Yuri. Is Constance your sweetheart?

Yes.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

Hey, you! I've got something to report! You're gorgeous! Carry on.

Thank you, I know.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

I hear Lady Rhea is quite motherly towards those she's closest to. If you find her doting on you, or just overall treating you like her own cherished son, that's how you know you've made it big with the Church's head honcho.

Motherly you say. Well now, that certainly is interesting. I already have a mother, but perhaps it wouldn't be bad to have someone care for you in the same way. Still, it's hard not to be concerned with something like that. I wonder if it's a coping mechanism of sorts.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

Your bride! Is! BALTHUS!

Not bad, but not my first choice.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

Who would've thought, an attempt at blackmail let you go getting a new Makeup Buddy. I hope you and Rhea become the best of friends.

Perhaps we should just stick to friends for now, but yes, a friendship with the archbishop could prove to be very beneficial indeed.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

You wanted to speak to me, Yuri? -Lady Rhea

Indeed, I did. As you know, I currently have access to the entire cheese supply of Faerghus. Now, though I won't poison it, I'll have my gang throw it into a river, rendering inedible. Now then, if you'd like to avoid this outcome, all you need to do is pay me ten million gold. That sum shouldn't be too hard for the mighty archbishop to manage. You have a week.

[ask-lady-rhea]

I am not one to blindly hand things over from the church, Yuri. I am not handing anything over until we have a chance to have a full conversation about this.

I want to have some negotiations with you before making any decisions.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

Oh Rhea, there's nothing more to discuss. Those are my terms and they're concrete. On top of that, you no longer have any hold over me. There's nothing you can take from me. Now then, I believe this "discussion" is over.

[ask-lady-rhea]

There is a reason I want to negotiate with you, Yuri. I want to ensure this money is not going to anything that will harm the church.

As a matter of fact, if this is actually going to a charity, or your family or something similar, you may end up receiving more than you demand.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

You're kinder than I gave you credit for. I almost feel bad. Still, if you intend to keep your word, then there's no harm in telling you. Your assumption was fairly spot on. I need the money for two very important people in my life. Now that that's out of the way, if you do intend to pay, pay no more than what I've asked. I won't accept it for it isn't necessary. I may be a scheming diabolical trickster, but I've got a bit of a heart.

[ask-lady-rhea]

If it is for a worthy cause, I see no harm in giving you extra. I propose fifteen million. Or, if you still insist on only ten, I have a favor to ask...

*Rhea paused.* Ah, no. It's a silly favor in all honesty. Fifteen million gold.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

No, please, I insist. If you intend on being so kind, then I'll preform any task you ask. After all, I owe you now.

[ask-lady-rhea]

Alright, if you insist. *She was blushing in slight embarrassment.* Could you....perhaps....teach me how to do makeup?

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

That's...certainly not what I was expecting, but yes, of course I can! On top of that, if you'd like, I can also do your hair. I'm very good when it comes to appearance, as you can probably tell.

[ask-lady-rhea]

I admit it, you really are. I very much appreciate this, Yuri. I never had a chance to truly explore my feminine side growing up.

As for the money, would it be acceptable to receive one million gold a week, for a set number of weeks? The church funds are spent quite a bit for a very many of various things. I will not break my word or my payments at any point, to this I swear as Archbishop.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

Forget about it. I've weighed my options and having a close relationship with the archbishop is worth more than all the gold in Fodlan. In all honesty, I never really had access to the Faerghus cheese supply. I just piggybacked off of Claude's scheme to see if I could blackmail some you greedy nobles. You've proven yourself to be anything but, so consider the ransom waived. As for me, I'll repay your kindness by providing you makeup lessons every other day until you're satisfied with what you know. How's that sound?

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

You wanted to speak to me, Yuri? -Lady Rhea

Indeed, I did. As you know, I currently have access to the entire cheese supply of Faerghus. Now, though I won't poison it, I'll have my gang throw it into a river, rendering inedible. Now then, if you'd like to avoid this outcome, all you need to do is pay me ten million gold. That sum shouldn't be too hard for the mighty archbishop to manage. You have a week.

[ask-lady-rhea]

I am not one to blindly hand things over from the church, Yuri. I am not handing anything over until we have a chance to have a full conversation about this.

I want to have some negotiations with you before making any decisions.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

Oh Rhea, there's nothing more to discuss. Those are my terms and they're concrete. On top of that, you no longer have any hold over me. There's nothing you can take from me. Now then, I believe this "discussion" is over.

[ask-lady-rhea]

There is a reason I want to negotiate with you, Yuri. I want to ensure this money is not going to anything that will harm the church.

As a matter of fact, if this is actually going to a charity, or your family or something similar, you may end up receiving more than you demand.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

You're kinder than I gave you credit for. I almost feel bad. Still, if you intend to keep your word, then there's no harm in telling you. Your assumption was fairly spot on. I need the money for two very important people in my life. Now that that's out of the way, if you do intend to pay, pay no more than what I've asked. I won't accept it for it isn't necessary. I may be a scheming diabolical trickster, but I've got a bit of a heart.

[ask-lady-rhea]

If it is for a worthy cause, I see no harm in giving you extra. I propose fifteen million. Or, if you still insist on only ten, I have a favor to ask...

*Rhea paused.* Ah, no. It's a silly favor in all honesty. Fifteen million gold.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

No, please, I insist. If you intend on being so kind, then I'll preform any task you ask. After all, I owe you now.

[ask-lady-rhea]

Alright, if you insist. *She was blushing in slight embarrassment.* Could you....perhaps....teach me how to do makeup?

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

That's...certainly not what I was expecting, but yes, of course I can! On top of that, if you'd like, I can also do your hair. I'm very good when it comes to appearance, as you can probably tell.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

You wanted to speak to me, Yuri? -Lady Rhea

Indeed, I did. As you know, I currently have access to the entire cheese supply of Faerghus. Now, though I won't poison it, I'll have my gang throw it into a river, rendering inedible. Now then, if you'd like to avoid this outcome, all you need to do is pay me ten million gold. That sum shouldn't be too hard for the mighty archbishop to manage. You have a week.

[ask-lady-rhea]

I am not one to blindly hand things over from the church, Yuri. I am not handing anything over until we have a chance to have a full conversation about this.

I want to have some negotiations with you before making any decisions.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

Oh Rhea, there's nothing more to discuss. Those are my terms and they're concrete. On top of that, you no longer have any hold over me. There's nothing you can take from me. Now then, I believe this "discussion" is over.

[ask-lady-rhea]

There is a reason I want to negotiate with you, Yuri. I want to ensure this money is not going to anything that will harm the church.

As a matter of fact, if this is actually going to a charity, or your family or something similar, you may end up receiving more than you demand.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

You're kinder than I gave you credit for. I almost feel bad. Still, if you intend to keep your word, then there's no harm in telling you. Your assumption was fairly spot on. I need the money for two very important people in my life. Now that that's out of the way, if you do intend to pay, pay no more than what I've asked. I won't accept it for it isn't necessary. I may be a scheming diabolical trickster, but I've got a bit of a heart.

[ask-lady-rhea]

If it is for a worthy cause, I see no harm in giving you extra. I propose fifteen million. Or, if you still insist on only ten, I have a favor to ask...

*Rhea paused.* Ah, no. It's a silly favor in all honesty. Fifteen million gold.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

No, please, I insist. If you intend on being so kind, then I'll preform any task you ask. After all, I owe you now.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

You wanted to speak to me, Yuri? -Lady Rhea

Indeed, I did. As you know, I currently have access to the entire cheese supply of Faerghus. Now, though I won't poison it, I'll have my gang throw it into a river, rendering inedible. Now then, if you'd like to avoid this outcome, all you need to do is pay me ten million gold. That sum shouldn't be too hard for the mighty archbishop to manage. You have a week.

[ask-lady-rhea]

I am not one to blindly hand things over from the church, Yuri. I am not handing anything over until we have a chance to have a full conversation about this.

I want to have some negotiations with you before making any decisions.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

Oh Rhea, there's nothing more to discuss. Those are my terms and they're concrete. On top of that, you no longer have any hold over me. There's nothing you can take from me. Now then, I believe this "discussion" is over.

[ask-lady-rhea]

There is a reason I want to negotiate with you, Yuri. I want to ensure this money is not going to anything that will harm the church.

As a matter of fact, if this is actually going to a charity, or your family or something similar, you may end up receiving more than you demand.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

You're kinder than I gave you credit for. I almost feel bad. Still, if you intend to keep your word, then there's no harm in telling you. Your assumption was fairly spot on. I need the money for two very important people in my life. Now that that's out of the way, if you do intend to pay, pay no more than what I've asked. I won't accept it for it isn't necessary. I may be a scheming diabolical trickster, but I've got a bit of a heart.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

You wanted to speak to me, Yuri? -Lady Rhea

Indeed, I did. As you know, I currently have access to the entire cheese supply of Faerghus. Now, though I won't poison it, I'll have my gang throw it into a river, rendering inedible. Now then, if you'd like to avoid this outcome, all you need to do is pay me ten million gold. That sum shouldn't be too hard for the mighty archbishop to manage. You have a week.

[ask-lady-rhea]

I am not one to blindly hand things over from the church, Yuri. I am not handing anything over until we have a chance to have a full conversation about this.

I want to have some negotiations with you before making any decisions.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

Oh Rhea, there's nothing more to discuss. Those are my terms and they're concrete. On top of that, you no longer have any hold over me. There's nothing you can take from me. Now then, I believe this "discussion" is over.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

You wanted to speak to me, Yuri? -Lady Rhea

Indeed, I did. As you know, I currently have access to the entire cheese supply of Faerghus. Now, though I won't poison it, I'll have my gang throw it into a river, rendering inedible. Now then, if you'd like to avoid this outcome, all you need to do is pay me ten million gold. That sum shouldn't be too hard for the mighty archbishop to manage. You have a week.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

Yuri I have a message for you from Rhea. Return the cheese supply right now. And don't you dare poison it either.

Mmm, tell Lady Rhea that, if she wants me to relinquish my hold over the cheese supply, I'll require a hefty payment of 10,000,000G. That shouldn't be too hard for the church to manage. After all, they get tons of donations from nobles each year. I'm sure sure could manage to spare a mere ten million gold.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

Lords and ladies of the court, I have a grand announcement.

I have also obtained access to Faerghus' cheese supply. You can send your pleas in the form of gold.

[askconstancevonnuvelle]

So...me and you? Seems we've attracted quite a bit of attention. Good. -Yuri

It seems we have . . . Our lives suddenly seem entertaining to everyone- wait. What do you mean by ‘good’. You want us to be talked about?

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

Well now, why wouldn't I. After all, if we attract more attention, even bad attention, then nobles will be inclined to acknowledge you. There's more to this relationship than just desire, my dear. It's almost like a game of sorts, and I know you can step up and play.

[askconstancevonnuvelle]

I suppose you’re right. Any exposure is good exposure. Hmmm. Being the talk of the town does have its advantages!

[She lets out her iconic laugh, fanning herself in the process]

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

Now you're getting it. Don't go getting a big head now though. Otherwise, I may just have to take a pin to your ego. Luckily for me, I know the perfect tactic to do such as well.

[askconstancevonnuvelle]

Don’t you dare! I am not leaving this spot if I have any idea on what you could be referring to! If you dare drag me into the sun I’ll- . . . I don’t know what I’ll do but I will not be happy.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

Oh, I wouldn't dream of pulling you out of your very literal comfort zone. No, what I have in mind is much simpler, but far more effective. As for what that method is, I think I'll leave you to think on it. If you can figure it out though, I'll be more than happy to demonstrate just how effective it can be.

[askconstancevonnuvelle]

You always do this! Say something completely opened ended, leave me curious, refuse to tell me, walk away leaving me confused and wanting answers! Would it do you any harm to simply tell me what it is on your mind?!

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

I'll do you one better. I'll show you exactly what's on my mind.

[Without too much warning, he gently grabbed her left hand with his right, placing his left hand on her lower back. He then proceeded to pull her into him, planting a gentle kiss on her lips. He lingered for a moment before breaking the embrace.]

There. Have I satisfied your curiosity, Constance? Or, perhaps you require another demonstration?

[askconstancevonnuvelle]

[Her face glows a deep red. Eyes widen, feeling extremely flustered and yet, longing for more. Her right hand hovering over her lips once he pulled away. Finding herself with a rush of happiness]

Kiss . . . You . . . Me . . . That was nice. Really nice.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

See? I told you I would leave you speechless and I believe I've more than delivered. Judging by your reaction, you seemed to enjoy that. In that case, would you like another?

[askconstancevonnuvelle]

You’re something special I’ll give you that. But . . .

[With a warm smile on her face, she began to move forward. With a rush of confidence, she locks lips with him, finding herself melting into it. Pulling back after a short amount of time.]

You’re my something special.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

[He melted into her, wrapping her in his arms and resting his chin on her shoulder]

Glad to hear it. It's about time I belonged to someone I actually enjoyed being around. Make no mistake though, for as much as I belong to you, you also belong to me. You're my prized possession, my most sacred treasure, my Constance. And, as your Yuri, I'll forever stay by your side.

[askconstancevonnuvelle]

So...me and you? Seems we've attracted quite a bit of attention. Good. -Yuri

It seems we have . . . Our lives suddenly seem entertaining to everyone- wait. What do you mean by ‘good’. You want us to be talked about?

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

Well now, why wouldn't I. After all, if we attract more attention, even bad attention, then nobles will be inclined to acknowledge you. There's more to this relationship than just desire, my dear. It's almost like a game of sorts, and I know you can step up and play.

[askconstancevonnuvelle]

I suppose you’re right. Any exposure is good exposure. Hmmm. Being the talk of the town does have its advantages!

[She lets out her iconic laugh, fanning herself in the process]

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

Now you're getting it. Don't go getting a big head now though. Otherwise, I may just have to take a pin to your ego. Luckily for me, I know the perfect tactic to do such as well.

[askconstancevonnuvelle]

Don’t you dare! I am not leaving this spot if I have any idea on what you could be referring to! If you dare drag me into the sun I’ll- . . . I don’t know what I’ll do but I will not be happy.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

Oh, I wouldn't dream of pulling you out of your very literal comfort zone. No, what I have in mind is much simpler, but far more effective. As for what that method is, I think I'll leave you to think on it. If you can figure it out though, I'll be more than happy to demonstrate just how effective it can be.

[askconstancevonnuvelle]

You always do this! Say something completely opened ended, leave me curious, refuse to tell me, walk away leaving me confused and wanting answers! Would it do you any harm to simply tell me what it is on your mind?!

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

I'll do you one better. I'll show you exactly what's on my mind.

[Without too much warning, he gently grabbed her left hand with his right, placing his left hand on her lower back. He then proceeded to pull her into him, planting a gentle kiss on her lips. He lingered for a moment before breaking the embrace.]

There. Have I satisfied your curiosity, Constance? Or, perhaps you require another demonstration?

[askconstancevonnuvelle]

[Her face glows a deep red. Eyes widen, feeling extremely flustered and yet, longing for more. Her right hand hovering over her lips once he pulled away. Finding herself with a rush of happiness]

Kiss . . . You . . . Me . . . That was nice. Really nice.

[ask-yuri-leclerc]

See? I told you I would leave you speechless and I believe I've more than delivered. Judging by your reaction, you seemed to enjoy that. In that case, would you like another?