The Batter Answers

I am the Batter. My Puppeteer decided I have time on my hands to answer questions. So, feel free to ask. Magic anon: None

[ask-ze-batteur-archived]

Contrary to popular believe, the Batter does like Summer. And he has eyes. 

[ask-ze-batteur-archived]

The oddest bat I've ever seen.

[ask-ze-batteur-archived]

“I am the Batter. That’s all there is to it.”

[ask-ze-batteur-archived]

((I'm getting into cosplay right now, so send an ask my way if you have a question! The Batter is ready for them!))

[mikoje-deactivated20181205]

[ask-ze-batteur-archived]

Still answering questions?

Only when I get them. Which is to say; never, these days, anon. But you could try your luck. 

- the Batter

[ask-ze-batteur-archived]

OOC

I'm going to call it day for now. Thanks for the people who sent in asks! If you want to send one yourself, then go ahead. The box is always open and I'll get to it as soon as I can! 

Thanks guys!

[ask-ze-batteur-archived]

Everybody by the Batter

[x]

[ask-ze-batteur-archived]

OOC

Even with the lack of requests, I'm filming for you guys right now.

[ask-ze-batteur-archived]

Why so bleak Batter? Don't you want some more colour in your life?

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[ask-ze-batteur-archived]

OOC

Anyone have any ideas for a video you'd like to see?  Send an ask with your suggestion/request and the Batter just might do and film it!

[ask-ze-batteur-archived]

Sie sind das Essen und I WILL PURIFY YOU

[ask-ze-batteur-archived]

You're all crazy.

[Thank you so much guys!!!]

[ask-ze-batteur-archived]

Why a baseball cap? Why not a beanie?

Just take a look and tell me which one is better, okay?

[ask-ze-batteur-archived]

Guess who's back to his male self?

[ask-ze-batteur-archived]

hey Batter!! What about this? -gives you a cute dress- wear it come on~

Just because I lack a penis doesn’t mean I’m comfortable with this.

[ask-ze-batteur-archived]

*touches a boobie* puffy

Try that again you little shit.