Hello, sir! I'm the Anonymous Interviewer. I'd like to ask a few nonsensical questions, if you don't mind? You can refuse to answer any of these, of course, and my apologies if they come off personal.
-Why did you choose steel types to specialize in? Are they easier to work with, or did it just happen?
-I've asked Faba this, but I want to know your side of the story. How did you two meet?
-I'm sure you get asked this a lot, but really, how DO you get your hair to stay like that?
-Will your research ever come to a stop? Will you ever have an answer you're satisfied with that just causes you to not want to continue your current field of research? If so, what do you think you'll do then?
-Why are you so uncomfortable with physical contact?
Thank you for your time, Dr. Colress! I totally won't be using your answers to compare with my universe's version of you. Byeeee!!! *poofs into a bunch of sparkles and disappears*
Well my scrupulous, anonymous friend, the answer to your first question is quite simple! Steel types are, according to my data and personal battling style, the strongest Pokémon type I could specialise in. They have more resistances than any other type and typically have high defence, which gives me ample time to “set up” my partners with various performance enhancing items. Their heavy defences also mean that outside of battle they are ideal to have around the lab, as they cannot be easily harmed by any… aha… accidents. All that aside— I also find them quite pleasing to the eye.
Asked Faba? About “us”? Have you now?~ I can just imagine his reaction. How amusing… mmm. He is a rather… private person, so you will excuse me if I do not go into detail about the development of our relationship. My circumstances, however, are as follows. I ran into some difficulty after Team Plasma disbanded, and in order to continue my work unbothered by the Interpol I requested the aid of my cousin, Lusamine. She graciously agreed, in return for my help on a particular project of hers. Far from an inconvenience was it for me to accept these conditions, and so after I relocated to Alola I began at once and in earnest. Unfortunately, her dear branch chief, who also happened to be the project lead, did not take too kindly to me at first. …At first. Ahh… romance has so often bored me, but I did so enjoy those early days… and beyond, naturally.
My hair is braided with a telecommunications device (of sorts) of my own creation, allowing me to maintain access to the internet and communication networks even when I am in remote areas. As you can imagine, it’s quite essential to my work! The device itself is flexible and yet can also hold different positions, hence why I am able to bend the hair around my head in what is both a practical and stylish shape~
And, I do not imagine my research will ever cease. I purposefully chose my topic because of its broad nature and ambitious goal, in fact. If I should ever find a single, undisputed method of bringing forth the entirety of Pokémon’s power, however… well! My fascination with this world is never ending. I have no doubt that I would have little trouble selecting another avenue of research. If all else fails, I have my “anti-aging” project to keep me occupied until I can locate my next source of scientific curiosity!
Finally, I see you have saved the most personal for last, hm? Unfortunately, dear interviewer, it seems I am all out of time for you today. I must bid you good day!
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