Ask Alice Cullen

Alice Cullen-19- loves fashion, parties, and decorating!!!

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Has Jasper ever managed to surprise you?

It depends on what you would classify as a surprise.

He has said stuff to me that I 100% did not see coming. But he has never been able to purposefully surprise me.

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What is jasper like as a husband?

I'm going to go on a bit of a rant.

I never really consider him a husband, we just happened to get married once. It was weird. I love him, and he is the best mate I could ask for, I'm just not a fan of labeling our relationship, no labels seem to fit right, and they all like feel too much of a box. Most of the time I guess I just call him my mate around vampires, and my partner around humans.

I don't think we would have even gotten married if it weren't for Carlisle, and if I was forced to redo my whole entire afterlife, I would be fine skipping marriage, and I know Jasper feels the same way.

Moral of the story: screw labels.

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You made him? Or you know why/what's your opinion

https://www.tumblr.com/nobody0805/732220119544119296/why-is-he-wearing-a-tie-to-school?source=share

The real question you should be asking is why I let him go out at all with that hair. Or why he is even going to school in New Moon.

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Have you figured out yet what Jasper is planning for your anniversary this year? Or has he finally figured out how to surprise you?

That vintage sewing machine looks really nice on my desk! <3

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Hey Alice do you miss Cynthia?

I wish I remembered her enough to miss her.

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Have you ever seen Jasper (or anyone in your family) wear something that immediately made you drag them to go shopping for new clothes?

When Emmett bought yeezys. Also there was one day when he sagged his pants. Let's say he made sure never to make that mistake again.

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To add one here are some of the poor clothing mistakes my family have made

Bella, babes, no you can't wear sweatpants and Edward's old ass crusty pajama shirt to school.

But oh my god Edward and his khaki, no you cannot wear a khaki jacket khaki pants and a tan turtleneck that are all the same shade of tan three days in a row.

Before me and without me Emmett was and is a highlighter kid.

Carlisle, not bad but BORING BORING B.O.R.I.N.G. Every day I need to remind him that a blank white t-shirt and jeans are good sometimes but not all the time.

Esme actually listens to me and my reasonable advice.

Rose, nothing to worry about I trust her... mostly.

Jasper, you cannot wear a cowboy hat to school.

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Have you ever seen Jasper (or anyone in your family) wear something that immediately made you drag them to go shopping for new clothes?

When Emmett bought yeezys. Also there was one day when he sagged his pants. Let's say he made sure never to make that mistake again.

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Hi Alice, was it hard for you during those years when you watched your family from afar and you couldn't fix their horrible fashion choices?

Terrible. You do not want to know what Edward and Emmett were wearing.

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me aged 7 standing at the end of my driveway threatening to run away with 15 stuffed animals and a toothbrush in my backpack because my mum wouldn't let me have ice cream before dinner

[askalicebecausewhynot]

But he actually did try to run away just like that once; when Carlisle for some reason thought it would be a good idea to suggest that me and Edward should start in middle school in our new town. DISPITE us not looking anything like middle schoolers.

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Hi who is your favorite brother?and why?

For the sake of my future, I'm not going to answer this.

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Hey Alice! What’s your favorite party theme?

Okay, this is really hard, but I love when the theme is really specific so I can go all out on that one theme. For example, for Esme's 100th birthday party the theme was beach, and I built then decorated an entire indoor beach! So, I think any theme where I get to think outside of the box, or my comfort zone would be my favorite!!!

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🥳hey

HIIIIIII!!!!

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Hey, I'm starting an Ask Alice Cullen acc

From this point onward I will completely be in character