Obligatory JALICOB sex headcanons because why not and also I need more motivation to write for these dumbasses:
- all three of these fuckers are switches. They all take turns topping or bottoming at one point or another. But like 7/10 times, Alice tops, statistically speaking
- This is mainly within the context of I Don’t Feel If You Don’t but Jacob definitely struggles with intimacy in a way where he’s almost afraid of giving into those desires because he’s afraid they aren’t genuine and instead are just produced by the imprint bond. Hence why he very much takes it super slow in bed with Alice (and eventually Jasper and both) and at times gets awkward about it, but over time and thanks to Jasper and Alice reassuring him that he’s capable of having desires that are unaffected by the imprint, he’s able to be more self-assured and allows himself to enjoy sex with his partners.
- I very much feel that Alice is the one out of the three of them that dictates the pace and just overall takes charge every time, regardless if it’s one on one or all three of them together. She’s confident in expressing her passion for the guys she loves and also recognizes that they’re both emotional messes so she’s able to help take it slow and make sure they’re also able to be passionate with her, regardless of physical or emotional intensity if that makes sense.
- Jasper is kinda just a selfless lover type of guy, given the fact that he probably lets himself feel Alice and Jacob’s emotions in the moment, he probably enjoys the bliss both of them give off during a good session but also is capable of making sure they’re both taken care of in what they want. I will say that he’s also someone that kinda leans towards roughness but it definitely stems from his past of constant combat so it’s something he only allows himself to partake in when he knows for sure that whoever he’s with (alice/jacob/both) are willing to play ball with him and also keep him from going off the deep end/reel him back in.
- In terms of how frequently they have sex, I’d say at around the start of their relationship (when Jacob and Jasper still haven’t fully accepted they’re into one another) they’re still figuring it what works so sometimes Jasper and Alice go a bit without sex so Alice and Jacob can spend time together and vice versa whenever Jacob’s going through things or just taking time to himself away from the world of the Cullens. Once all three of them actually get their shit together and lock in, they tend to have sex pretty often. Canonically all vampires do at night is fuck so that’s kinda what they got going on, but they only do so until Jacob gets tired and then both Alice and Jasper agree to put a pause to sex for the night and do whatever hobbies they got to let Jacob sleep.
- But I wouldn’t say they have sex every single moment they get, especially with how all three parties want to put their emotions first over pleasure, so legit some nights they just spend it cuddling till morning or listening to music together or just talking all through the night.
- One idea I have that I still don’t know if I want to make it canon or not but I can imagine Alice convincing her family to build a cabin near the Cullen home ala Bella’s cottage but for Jacob, except it’s pretty sparse with only the bare essentials because she doesn’t want to make Jacob think they’re bribing him to spend time away from his home with fancy shit, but the main reason why the cabin is a thing is so Jasper and Alice can spend the night with Jacob without getting teased over it by Emmet or get disapproving stares from Rosalie and Edward in the morning. That explains why the bed is reinforced in titanium or whatever material is able to survive something just one level below a Rosalie and Emmet level of punishment.
















