Adventures in Time and Space

Hello! my name's B79, and I'm a hististorian from the year 9991 and I'm here to answer your questions! Ask me anything!

[distorted-smartphone]

Double hearts

16. An insult

<”I do not think I like you.”> Xiang contemplated the tall, scruffy man before him. Walking around Adam as if sizing him up. <”No, I do not think I like you at all. You seem flighty and shifty. Not at all trustworthy to me.”>

The feline reached out and jabbed at the man’s leg with a pink paw. <”I will be keeping my eyes on you, future man. You will not like it if you cross me.”>

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Adam smiled down at the cat. "Shifty? flighty? Are you kidding?" he bent down and picked up the cat, who began to complain and fuss. Adam stroked him behind the ears. "I'd never cross a cat, and I'm pretty nice. I can cook fish for you anytime you want." He grinned.

((OF ALL THE HEART THINGS I COULD HAVE GOTTEN IT WAS OF COURSE THIS ONE MY LUCK HAS ME SO DEEP UNDER ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY))

[ask-thecelticdruidess-deactivat]

(♥♥,)

18. Some sad news. Character: Faye.

"Adam? I have some bad news to tell you. You see I’m…I’m a bit stressed these days and to help me relax, I tend to eat my emotions. So I saw some delicious rice crackers and…and I ate them all, I’m so sorry! There we just so delicious! I tried to eat only a few. Then a bowl and..before I knew it, I ate the whole box. I’m so sorry, will you ever be able t forgive me?"

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Adam stared longingly at the now empty box. "It's alright... I left them out... I got what I deserved for not putting my stuff away..."

[voraxvenustas]

Send me (♥♥,) and i'll generate a number to see what you get

A dirty secret

Raising a baby together for three days

A one night stand

A goodbye letter

A love letter

A confession

Slave for a day

A slap in the face

A romantic kiss

A hug

A rejection

My muse naked

A friendly kiss on the cheek

Married for a week

All your money stolen

An insult

A steamy kiss

Some sad news

A date

A night together

Any of the above

[askb79distortion]

☼

17. … to yours having a “friend” over and mine accidentally interrupting

"I'm sorry." 

Adam stood at the door, his face turning a bright crimson. He had come over to ask if he could borrow a cup of sugar, but had walked in on something quite... passionate.

"I'll...Uh...Just go now..." 

((this is sooooooo OCC ))

[askb79distortion]

Siren?

Siren:If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

"I... I dunno... I mean, I don't want to abuse that kind of power. I really would probably have people make me a sandwich or something..."

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10

10. A bookcase falls on you in the library! You were in the kiddie section, and you wake up to find you’ve somehow been thrown into a fairytale.

Smith sat up with a groan."where am I...?" he looked around him, seeing nothing but white. He grinned when he noticed a small purple crayon. "where ever I am, this might just be fun." he picked it up and thought for a moment. quickly he drew a door and a door knob. taking a hold of the knob, he opened the door. peering into the opening he could see a staircase that seemed to go on forever. Smith laughed "onward to adventure my little purple crayon!" He stepped through the door and took off down the stairs.

((Harold and the purple crayon folks.enjoy it!))

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Sloth! or Lust! ooh yeah

Sloth: As much as Smith likes to cook, he Hates doing the dishes. ((Dummy))

Lust: when Smith falls for a girl, he falls hard. he hasn't known any women at all in person, and although he has no experience in dating, he is actually quite romantic. I'm not gonna be suprised if i can actually pair him up with some girl before this is over. Oh, and he's straight. No men for Smithie.

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Sloth, Pride

Sloth: Smith Hate's sleeping. That's a bit odd for sloth, but, at the library, there is NO sense of time. he dozes for, like, an hour and is ready to go for a week. 

Pride: the man works in a library that claims to know everything about time and history, So of course Smith is really cocky about how well he can cook. Do not give him a cook book he will burn it. Oh, and he might think he knows everything about time, but that's small beans compared to his pride in his cooking ability.

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✾ ☒ ☑

✾: Why I chose my character.

The idea kinda hit me in the middle of my English class when I tried to draw one of the other students. The mess-up of a doodle I made got reworked to make Smith, and then I sorta-kinda based him off of the Doctor. W00T!

☒: Fact About the Mun.

There is no mun

-Erm- I... I wear glasses? My family is divided? I'm a sophomore? what do you want to know?

☑: fact about the character.

Adam existed a total of 253 days before he was pulled through time and space. he has all the memories of the other librarian's he was cloned from, so he think's he's lived for around 900 years.

[memeinthevoid]

❤ - Any tumblr senpais?

❣ - An unpopular opinion I have.

⋆ - A ship I have with my character.

❧ - A ship I have with your character.

✗ - A ship I can’t stand !!

☒ - A fact about the mun.

☑ - A fact about the character.

✾ - Why I chose my character.

◎ - Relationship status.

❂ - Post a picture of myself.

☄ - My opinion of you.

[l-la-old]

Sure. :’D Let’s play.

[imagineyouricon]

imagine you and your icon playing a drinking game and you both get totally wasted

[distortedpirate]

((… shit))

[askthekingsguard]

((Um, YES.))

[ask-thecelticdruidess-deactivat]

((I couldn’t win against Faye. For sure, I couldn’t))

[ask-average-alchid]

((UM NO. NO THANKS))

[askb79distortion]

((I'm totally gonna get busted for that))

[frommemetoyou]

… to yours grinding up against my muse

… to yours moaning my muse’s name

… to yours stripping off

… to yours sexting my muse

… to yours giving my muse a strip tease

… to yours giving my muse a lap dance

… to yours being drenched whilst wearing white

… to yours…

[askreiki-kun]

WHY ISN'T THERE SOME CLOTHING SWITCH MEME YET?

Post me a crown > ♛ < if you want me to draw one of my characters in your’s their clothing! 

[awaywardbandito]

DevvanXSpace

spaceshipping obvs

[warped-and-confused]

((GUYS

IT’S A SHIP

IT’S A SHIP BETWEEN A DUDE AND SPACE

IT’S A FUCKING SPACESHIP))

[awaywardbandito]

IT PLEASES ME GREATLY))

[askb79distortion]

Send me a cup of coffee.

Espresso: Describe your usual morning routine.

Decaf: Impersonate one of your friends.

Macchiato: Name two things you think go well together and why.

Latte: List three aspects of your personality that you love.

Flat White: Confess the most recent crime you committed.

Iced: Make the weirdest face you can

Mocha: Name one of your guilty pleasures.

Doppio: List two of your dream travel locations and why.

Black: Recall the worst insult you've ever received.

Americano: Post a photo of your favorite outfit.

Kopi: Describe an incident when you tried something new.

[inboxideas]

If my character were The Doctor, what would your character say if asked to be his or her Companion?

[distorted-smartphone]

[Maybe I’ll draw my own cute version of that picture with Mark and Bennett but instead of ‘I want to meet you’ it’s ‘I want you to go away’.]

[askb79distortion]

((if you don't draw it, I am.))