Ask Bad OSHA

Any machine is a smoke machine if you operate it poorly enough

[askbadosha]

I carry around $20 in dollar coins, both for physical injury and as a Dale Gribble strategy of pocket sand.

[askbadosha]

Don't get me wrong, I would very much like to throw Musk and his rockets into the sun, but if neuralink can help me recall what I was just thinking about kinda like how YouTube will show me videos I briefly scrolled by, I might at least give him a cold drink on the way up.

[askbadosha]

Yeah, uh how tf did this happen?

*Looks at all of 2022*

Oh yeah

But in all seriousness, don't take this to mean that I agree with the outcome here, I'm very leftward leaning on some topics, and very rightward on others, and this simply shows where I had more ideas that leaned leftward than rightward.

For example: In cases where a potential parent has a serious disability that is likely to be passed to the offspring, they should not be allowed to have children

AND: Those who have disabilities are just as deserving if not more so of our help, through tax benefits or charity. My country (USA) could benefit from acknowledging the role Christian laws play in society (commandments 4-10 specifically and the "Most important commandments" of Jesus)

[askbadosha]

The finale of Attack on Titan (ANIME SPOILERS, SCROLL)

Eren Jaeger is incapable of, and didnt do anything wrong..

During his meeting with Armin Arlert in the Paths, Eren Jaeger discusses how he came to know that he is able to see the past as a Titan shifter, but also see the future as both the Founding and Attack titan. As he states, he was unable to change the course of events, and how he would inevitably trample 80% of humanity, which means he was also unable to change how he hurt Mikasa, talling her that he hated her. He states it, "I am a slave to freedom" which sounds paradoxical, unless you consider Calvinism, sometimes referred to as predestination.

[askbadosha]

You want to make peace by diplomacy

I want to make peace by flying a 21st century dragon with polymer skin and metal guts over my enemy so fast they don't hear it coming, and allowing them to watch their neighboring mountain change shape in an instant to remind them of where they stand

You have neo-feudalism and crippling alcoholism, we have a democratic republic and fucking magic

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Is 'cis' a slur?

yes

no

it wasn't before but we as a community can change that

Voting ended onOct 3, 2023

[askbadosha]

Your tag ..."#calling them cissies"

Are you familiar with how Yankee Doodle became a part of America's identity?

[computeryaoi]

a very important doodle

[askbadosha]

THIS is what I joined Tumblr for

[askbadosha]

For a guy who formerly had a lot of social anxiety the fallout series actually taught me that being a person that listens for subtle plot hints in the process of progressing through daily life, it makes everything go so much more smoothly.

Some guy on the bus being rude? Probably got screwed over when the HOA faction got a patch (give him rock salt and a weed sprayer and see the HOA lose all of their curb appeal)

The girl who sees you (in this case me, m 18cm) walking behind her at night on the sidewalk is just skittish, and by backing off and into stealth, both of you feel better.

Someone online being a fool? They're not real, just a collection of numbers, letters and pictures. Remain anonymous, and you can spend one moment absolutely flaming them before getting behind them at the coffee shop.

Be a kind person to people you meet, and brutally honest to those you will never know. Also, helping someone in trouble is generally a good thing.

[digiparty-deactivated20240621]

i need to move where should i move to

[askbadosha]

Funky town

[feels-of-wheeles]

Something about the fact Covid is being talked about like a common cold now is horrifying to me.

"Oh yeah I got covid again, gonna be resting for a week or so"

"Coworkers came in sick again, now I've got covid. Oh well, whatcha gonna do"

Its normal now. The new strains, the repeated catching, the fact its no longer a pandemic and is now a part of our daily lives.

A deadly disease that can and does permanently disable people who catch it is being treated like an inconvenient stomach bug.

And it was avoidable.

People are dying and being disabled in fucking droves and all anyone can say is "whelp, that's how it goes!" As if there wasn't/aren't vaccines, as if there wasn't/aren't methods that can help (masking, social distancing, etc), as if other places who took it more seriously didn't have better survival rates.

This outcome wasn't a guarantee. Selfish, ableist, racist, conspiracy loving ass-hats made sure it happened.

Looking at the numbers and then talking to people who didn't want to mildly inconvenience themselves to save lives is horrific.

Millions died.

Millions more will follow.

Thousands were disabled by it.

Thousands will follow.

And it. Was all. AVOIDABLE.

[avita-creator]

More so than the conspiracy theorists (though they were very welcome and useful tools) was the capitalists. They didn't and don't care about the harm this disease has, is, and will cause, and it was their money driving the end of lockdowns and safety measures.

[askbadosha]

Covering up a deadly outbreak to save face, concentration camps for religious minorities, PowerPoint villages; China really is a helluva place

*in the name of transparency, I left the typo in because it's funny. I meant to say potempkin villages*

[askbadosha]

It has come to my attention that my failure to use tags makes my posts incredibly jarring when they suddenly appear to people who don't know me.

Good

[askbadosha]

Depending on my mood I'll swing between Tumblr and 4chan with alarming regularity, and usually I find things I wish I didn't. Today, under a post about "solving puzzles of NSFW material" (think nudes in puzzle format) I came across a new reaction image which just generally sums up my experience there.

Bruh tf is you doin.

[yesterdaysprint]

Daily Mirror, England, January 22, 1909 Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.

[transmortifried]

peak performance

[manpo5]

karl marx

[askbadosha]

Biblically accurate angel lookin ass

[theconcealedweapon]

Capitalism is cancer.

And that's not a figure of speech in which cancer is just anything bad.

Capitalism literally functions how cancer functions. Some cells grow way too much at the expense of the body as a whole.

[askbadosha]

Careful, dear Weapon. Before I began my self-awareness arc (c. 2017AD) I saw takes like these flung at every minority group, ethnic background and religious institution you can think of, as well as being dangerously close to an endorsement of eugenics.

[theconcealedweapon]

It also tells you that "live independently and don't rely on the government" is a lie. That's only ever expected of the working class. The owning class rely on government all the time.

[askbadosha]

Jesus. For the last time

If you have a bad landlord, get a 50lb bag of rock salt, and dissolve it in a weed sprayer, set the nozzle to maximum coverage. Spray the hell out of their lawn and garden at night. If you live in a climate that experiences seasonal freezes, plan a night before a freeze, get a plumbing snake and a garden hose/acrylic hose, burrow a line under pavement, sidewalk, driveway and pump water under it to flex and break the concrete.

Some of you did NOT grow up with a penchant for mischief and it shows.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my answer to "is water wet?" will always change based on what is the funniest/most frustrating response at any given time

[askbadosha]

Water isn't real

The earth is flat

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

[askbadosha]

Personally, I hang my Gadsden flag next to my pride flag in the window of my 11th story apartment window with a spotlight on them, and my AK behind them so it casts an ominous shadow over both.

Some poor boomer is gonna look up and see a rainbow next to a yellow flag with a snake and simply die from their brain trying to process it.

Unrelated, Miku is my spirit animal