mal

discuss it w/ yo ho

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

if anybody has beef with me, it’s one-sided. i do not care. i do not have the energy. i am tired.

[ashstfu]

will you stay up late with me and talk about the meaning of life and make out with me or not

[floatingstirnerhead]

A kitchen is a research lab for new ways to say I love you

[floatingstirnerhead]

Fuck all cops

[bellossom]

me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

[funnytwittertweets]

[maurypovichofficial2]

that 'i have to get ready for work' edge of the bed sit. you know the one.

[maurypovichofficial2]

[narrie]

Twitter dying but tumblr is still standing

[love-personal]

[arealone444]

[aninounettear-deactivated202402]

[2000ish]

[aidashakur]

[meowsapow]

Same energy

[residentgoodgirl]

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

I am so proud of him. I love Terry so much. He is doing what other men are too afraid to do he is really risking so much by doing this.

[invalid0000]

he truly is an angel on earth.

[afrodingus93]

Tony Hawk is a real one lol

[racingbarakarts]

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

[myblogisnotinteresting]

I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.

[racingbarakarts]

Actual advice! Just yeet a goose

[61below]

Yeet the geese

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

This guy is the true definition of a real man

[king-emare]

The crazy shit bout doing things like this is you dont know how the woman will react. Sometimes domestic violence can have a womans mind so fucked up she’ll try to fight you for interfering. You fuck around n get jumped by both of them. People dont realize the amount of manipulation involved. Shit is wild. Thank God for moments like this. I hope it last.

[blackqueerblog]

Please, read till the end! I loved this story. So great. I laughed, I cried, I shit my pants. This needs to be shared. This is exactly what you need on the eve of Halloween

lol this is like the only time you want a white lady calling the cops

[saturnineaqua]

SOMEONE SEND THIS TO JORDAN PEELE!!!!!