It's Brittany, bitch

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Hey Britt, I think Lord T opened another e-mail account, cause I'm getting harassing messages again.

Oh, I'm really sorry! I'll check.

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Do you miss dancing?

I don't, because I keep doing it anyway. Like, whenever I want to. Also, since I have been hired for this performance at the Lima Community Theater, I'll get to do it even more for a while!

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Do you have a favorite math equation?

I googled "equation", and among the ones that appeared, my favorite was this one!

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Why you so perfect? :3

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What do you think you'll do with your MIT education?

Rule the country. And then the world.

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Are you pregnant?

What?

No... I don't think so...

I'm not, right?

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Are you the smartest person you know?

I'm the only person I know who got into MIT without spending years of her life reading books, so, yeah, totally!

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Okay, so, I feel the need to post this

I'm really really really really really really sorry for having basically disappeared from this website. It's just that things have been really crazy lately and I haven't had much time to be here, or to look at my phone, or to do anything except a few very important things that needed to be done. Which sucks, cuz they're usually the least fun things to do.

Anyway, yeah, after having come back from MIT, I found out that the situation between Lord and Lady Tubbington had gotten worse, so I decided to take him to the veterinary, since his behavior was being terrible. But the vet said he couldn't do anything, so I took him to a psychologist, and I think since that day things started getting better.

Also, they asked me to dance in a performance that it's gonna be on the 21st of July at the Lima Community Theater, and I'm SO excited. There's a lack of Britney, but I hope I can fix that... I'm sure they'll listen to me, after all I'm the smartest person in Lima...

I have thousands of questions to reply to, but if you want, you can leave me some more here!

Love you all! XOXO

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[text] Hey Britt...Whatcha been up too? My summer is lame because it's Britt less.

[text] Hey Sam! Things have been kinda crazy and so I haven't been able to keep up with everything! They asked me to be the substitute dancer for something at the Lima Community Theater, and there have also been problems with Lord Tubbington... I'll be in touch when I manage to have some time!

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Would you try new food from a new country?

There is different food in other countries?

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Oreos, or chocolate chip cookies?

Oreos, obviously.

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What is one song that makes you think of Santana?

Mine, by Taylor Swift.

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Do you miss all the lady kisses?

Sometimes! They're a bit different from boy kisses. They're softer and all that.

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You are pretty....

Thanks, I know.

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Do you miss anyone right now?

Well, all my friends. Especially Sam and Santana.

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Have you made some friends at MIT yet?

Yeah, there is this nice guy called Einstein who is really nice, even though he always attempts to correct my mathematical reasonings.

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What's on your IPod right now?

I'm listening to a weird song called "1000 Words". It's pretty sad.