Ask Bro Zone

A PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT BLOG WHERE YOU CAN ASK THE NEWLY REUNITED BRO ZONE ANY QUESTION YOU WANT (disclaimer: the members have a right to not answer any question that makes them uncomfortable)

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BRO ZONES BACK ALRIGHT!

John Dory

The leader

Don’t call him a square he’s insecure

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Bruce

The heart throb

Dad and husband

38

Clay

The fun one

Serious boy

35

Floyd

The sensitive one

Just came back from the dead

33

Branch

The baby

Not a damn baby no more

26

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HEY GUYS!!!

This is John Dory here just to give a welcome message as the leader and oldest and also some important things to keep in mind

Please don’t ask us (branch especially) about our parents or grandmothers death

Bruce is married with kids, please don’t hit on him

Floyd is still recovering not just physically but mentally! Pls be mindful of that

Please don’t expect Clay to cheer you up or tell only jokes!

Anything rude or anything we deem to inappropriate will be ignored (unless we collectively decide to show everyone what bold shit you said)

Hope you all enjoy this fun little thing we’ve decided to put together!

(A/N) I don’t own bro zone or the characters. They belong to dream works

(Blog run by @wooziswonderfulworld any questions of the blog will be answered there)

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OH MY GOD I'M A HUGE FAN OF Y'ALL! YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS TOO CUTE!

Thanks

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Just wanted to say to Bruce - I love your vest! The flowers on it are really pretty!

Thank you! My wife made it for me :D

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question! how is Floyd doing? better, I hope!

They’re well, their still at Boom’s house-he’ll probably be there for a while

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MOVIEEEEE NIGHT!!!!!!

YEAHHHHH!!!!!

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If you don’t mind I’d like to join in watching ghostbusters

Nt

Join us

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WAIT ARE WE WATCHINT GHOSTBUSTERS I WANNA JOIN I MADE POPCORN!

MOVIE NIGHT!!!

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HEY CLAY HAVE YOU MET STANFORD PINES BTW LOVE YOU GUYS!/P

I don’t think so?

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Branch, cmon, sit, we are watching ghostbusters

Okay I guess..?

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Welcome to the adopted club Floyd, we have our fun here

I guess it doesn’t really change anything 🙄

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So clay, since you know about it the multiverse, are you aware with Bill Cipher?

He freaks me out

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Soooooooo on a topic other than Floyd being adopted-

Do yall like ghostbusters?

IF THERES SOMETHING STRANGE !! IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD

WHO YOU GONNA CALL!

Ghostbusters? wtf is ghost busters

WHAT!? we literally all grew up watching it!?

Oh gee really? Gosh if only I’d grown up with you guys! Oh wait I could’ve before you ditched me!

Oh…right

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*sigh* Floyd, do you need anything? Chocolate, shitty romcoms, vodka?

Nt

Don’t worry he’s okay I gave him some ice cream he’s with me rn-Boom

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Floyd, don’t worry, jd is just messing with ya, all older sibs tell the younger young’s they’re adopted, it’s a right of passage

No he actually technically is adopted

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Soooo, who’s gonna tell Floyd?

(This is a joke clay pls don’t punch me)

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That he’s adopted? I think he knows

YEAH 30 YEARS LATER!?

Well technically you’re still related to us! Just biologically you’re our cousin…? But mom and dad adopted you as an egg so you were raised as our brother!!

What??

Yeah, mom had a sister, she’s your biological mom-her and you dad aka our uncle where snatched by Bergens so mom and dad took your egg so you’d be safe, and well I guess it never really got mentioned because you looked similar enough to us minus the eye color, the pink hair wasn’t that shocking I mean Bruce has purple hair so that was just passed off as genetics or something idk

I’m going to Booms house this is kind of to much

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I broke my leg what do I do?

Suck it up buttercup

BRANCH!

I’m sorry, I meant go to the hospital

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Did you guys ever want a sister at any point?

I don’t think we cared? Tbh closest we have is Floyd