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Fanpro 1k wishes Ask the captain & her crew! This is the home of ferocious pirates sailing the seven seas in quest of wonders! Captain: Suzanne First mate/Pilot: Daphnee Quartermaster: Suzie Gunners: Tolski - Neris Carpenter: Ivan Musician: Dion Surgeon: Jacob Cabin boy: Kass Powder monkeys: Reicher - Kunikaita (Meme list)

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Sig: >ʘl

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Suzanne: So that's a yes, right?

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Sig: What’s the point? >ʘV

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Suzanne: I heard there was a cool prize to win! And ya know, ya look really hot when you're all sweaty and I really wanna see that.

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Semi-Hiatus

I won't interact unless you make the first contact.

I will take a very long time to reply.

There's a great chance I won't reply at all.

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( ✯ headless and ivan hella ))

Ivan: T-to be honest, I might have a tiny itty crush on you since that day I found your head rolling at my feet.

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Send me a ✯ for one secret my character has been keeping from yours.

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my hero

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Headless, how do you go swimming?D:

I sink instantly.

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§ CAPTAIN SUZANNE (--askcaptain0081)

"i can kinda see your eyepatch…."

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♒ FROM IVAN

34: Ivan, those pants make your ass look great. (48)

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34: I see.

34: I’m, uh. I hope you don’t mind me being here, I wanted to— to talk to you again, h-heh.

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Ivan: Oh... [fidgets awkwardly] S-so, how you doing? [realizes how bland his question is] I mean, good stuf f happened sin ce the ball, rig ht?

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//throws suzanne at sig (idk man)

WHOA WHAT——?!

*COLLAPSES*

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Sig: N-no way! I’ll be careshful.. I know! You keep the bugsh, shus! 

But.. if I get shanched.. what happensh if I get shnached..?

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34: If you’re sure, then.. [stands back up.]

34: It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Uh— how’ve you been? 

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[His face was starting to feel warm.]

34: Need some help?

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Ivan: Ha......  thanks, no thanks, I'm okay.

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34: A-aha, right… Thank you?

34: I actually came here looking for him.

[He hesitantly steps away from Daphnee a few seconds later, heading for the part of the dock next to where Ivan had fallen in. He looks down over the side now, into the water.]

34: Ivan?

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Ivan: H-hey....

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[x]

Daphnee: Pretty pathetic, right?

[Makes absolutely no move to help him out]

Daphnee: I guess if you know him you can chill around.

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??? ?? [He's looking around, feeling really out of place and probably intimidated, too. He's never been over in these parts before.] He-, uh, hello--? Anyone there?

Daphnee: What are you watching, punk? Piss off.

Ivan: Daphnee, stop being so mean with str-

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Francis: *winces slightly as Kuni steps on his foot* Pfft, adults. This is an aggravating topic, how about we talk about something else? Like, I bet you’ve seen a lot of cool stuff.

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Kuni: Yeah totally! Sea monsters, pixies, that one playing cyclops, a dragon, oh! and that time Toski was eaten by a huge bird! Hahahaha that was fun!