IM VERY FAMOUS ZEHAHAHA!

Hello! I´m Marshall D Teach and I am very rich $$$ and famous!!!! In fact I am a f*king celebrity and I love it a lot!!!! Also, I have personal killed 2 guys over fruits and kinda committed jailbreak, murder, tax evasion and treason, probably I may kill u if I get bored, but I´m not a bad person ok? My hobbies include watching soap operas, drinking, gambling, reading lots of books, spending all my money, begging for money to strangers and ransacking islands! Also I have a cherry pie fetish so don't judge me 4 that cuz that is mean!!!

[ask-little-caesars-worker-bonney]

on my break

losers entertain  me ;)))

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

Can you marry me????? 

<3 

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

I was friendzoned by Bonney again...

(cries in the corner)

[ask-eatass-kid]

Can I give you a hug????

depnds who is thsi im hug alergic

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

If it is me can you hug me????

[ask-eatass-kid]

ew fucjk no you’ll givve me stds

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

NO you give me stds! I only give love and cherry pies!!!

[ask-eatass-kid]

uh huh so thne why do yoru girlfriends all have stds? and food poisoning?

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

NOOO!!! THEY CHEATED ME!!! THAT IS WHY THEY HAVE THOSE THINGS!!!!

[ask-eatass-kid]

the onyl person cheating here is yuo and on yoru diet big boy

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

Listen clown, just cuz I have a new unmarried gf every 2 days and my healthy diet consist mostly in cherry pies, liquor and Wendy’s condiments does not mean that I am a cheater, it means that I am a champ.

DEAL WITH IT!!!!

[ask-eatass-kid]

last i chekced that menat you were a middle adged man in hais 30’s whos git nothign better to do then sit arihnd pretending hes got a wife btu its jsut a bunch of anime girls

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

MY UNMARRIED GFs ARE FUCKING REAL!!!

Otherwise I wouln´t be stealing their Netflix accounts to watch soap operas documentaries about ugly clowns like you...

[ask-eatass-kid]

Can I give you a hug????

depnds who is thsi im hug alergic

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

If it is me can you hug me????

[ask-eatass-kid]

ew fucjk no you’ll givve me stds

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

NO you give me stds! I only give love and cherry pies!!!

[ask-eatass-kid]

uh huh so thne why do yoru girlfriends all have stds? and food poisoning?

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

NOOO!!! THEY CHEATED ME!!! THAT IS WHY THEY HAVE THOSE THINGS!!!!

[ask-eatass-kid]

the onyl person cheating here is yuo and on yoru diet big boy

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

Listen clown, just cuz I have a new unmarried gf every 2 days and my healthy diet consist mostly in cherry pies, liquor and Wendy's condiments does not mean that I am a cheater, it means that I am a champ.

DEAL WITH IT!!!!

[ask-eatass-kid]

Can I give you a hug????

depnds who is thsi im hug alergic

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

If it is me can you hug me????

[ask-eatass-kid]

ew fucjk no you’ll givve me stds

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

NO you give me stds! I only give love and cherry pies!!!

[ask-eatass-kid]

uh huh so thne why do yoru girlfriends all have stds? and food poisoning?

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

NOOO!!! THEY CHEATED ME!!! THAT IS WHY THEY HAVE THOSE THINGS!!!!

[ask-eatass-kid]

Can I give you a hug????

depnds who is thsi im hug alergic

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

If it is me can you hug me????

[ask-eatass-kid]

ew fucjk no you’ll givve me stds

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

NO you give me stds! I only give love and cherry pies!!!

[ask-eatass-kid]

Can I give you a hug????

depnds who is thsi im hug alergic

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

If it is me can you hug me????

[ask-balding-doflamingo]

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

Did ur pretty hair grew again? :O

[ask-cop-killer-luffy]

ananoying things keepe happening lateley and its PISSING ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!111@@3 firts im old annd wrinkly,.,, and NoW! my head feeles cold1!! UGHAARRGH!!!!!

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

Don't worry, I can make you a wig with my own hair to feel hot and sexy as always!

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

Finally I have returned from hell…

[ask-bald-piss-twink-sabo]

go back doewn please sir.

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

Sorry, but I will rather not spend more time in your ugly house bathroom.

[ask-bald-piss-twink-sabo]

why are you in my fucking bathrwoom it is not hell your face is hell

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

Oh rly? 

Then explain this picture that I took of ur bathroom!!!

[ask-bald-piss-twink-sabo]

SHUT Up thTqts not my BATHroom

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

Oh! Thats right it is too clean to be the bathroom of a little dirty guy like you!

Your bathroom is actually this one:

Zehahaha!!!

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

I gonna steal one of Shiryu´s fancy cigars and none one is gonna stop me!

Zehahahaha!!!!

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

Finally I have returned from hell…

[ask-bald-piss-twink-sabo]

go back doewn please sir.

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

Sorry, but I will rather not spend more time in your ugly house bathroom.

[ask-bald-piss-twink-sabo]

why are you in my fucking bathrwoom it is not hell your face is hell

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

Oh rly? 

Then explain this picture that I took of ur bathroom!!!

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

Finally I have returned from hell…

[ask-bald-piss-twink-sabo]

go back doewn please sir.

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

Sorry, but I will rather not spend more time in your ugly house bathroom.

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

Someone tried to murder me at Wendys while I was eating ketchup.

U_U

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

I can't believe that @eboyzoro​ had tried to kill me at Wendys :(

(cries in the corner)

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

Someone tried to murder me at Wendys while I was eating ketchup.

U_U

[ask-eatass-kid]

Baldbitch ests poop

@askcelebrityblackbeard

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

why u send me this??? D:

i m not bald and that thing I ate was chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ask-eatass-kid]

Hm *starses at ur head* okay baldy pooop eatr

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

I DID NOT EAT POOP AND MY HAIR IS LONG AND BEAUTIFUL!!!!

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU UGLY CLOWN!!!!

[ask-eatass-kid]

shutu up you bald poop munchwr

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

(Cries in the corner)

[askcelebrityblackbeard]

One day I will establish my own religion and I will made sex before the marriage mandatory and protest agains abstinence!!!!

And we will serve cherry pies and cheap liquor at our temple every day of the year unless is 5 de Mayo, the Super Bowl, 29 of February or Lady Gaga birthday!!!