Coat Guy's Ask Blog

if only there was a little w-warmth. inbox: closed indefinitely

[askcoatguy]

(this is a roleplaying ask blog. ooc under the cut)

Hello… I have n-nothing better to do.

#ask: asks, questions, speaking etc

#observing: for images i like

& #keep for favourites

hello, this the admin. im an adult.

- darker topics are okay to bring up. even if im doing this whole thing for fun i wont shut out more difficult-to-answer submissions

- i headcanon a lot of things.

- nsfw asks are fine but i will likely not humour anything too sexually graphic

- i will answer asks privately if you ask me to, in character or otherwise (this only possible if you are off anon)

- if you send asterisk roleplay stuff (ex: *kills you*) i might take the piss with it, nothing wrong with it but i wont take it too serious

- i am a human being. please respect me

#ooc: for my ooc posts!

my beloved anons: #bun anon, #🌻 anon, #🧶hoodie anon, #🦜 anon, #🏩 anon, #🌙 anon

[askcoatguy]

Coat guy they are shipping you. To Africa

Human trafficking yay

[askcoatguy]

i think i have run m-myself dry and ended up neglecting this blog. sorry for disappearing often, but it seems this is the end. or a long lapse perhaps. thank you

[askcoatguy]

Hello there Mr Coat Guy! :D

-@thelollipopkidthatgoesonanons

Hello. Do you need s-something?

[thelollipopkidthatgoesonanons]

Well yeah, I don't need something but I'll give you something!

[askcoatguy]

Y-yes?

[askcoatguy]

ooc: turned anons back on. idk why that was off

[askcoatguy]

I knew you'd be a millipede kinda guy. They are very sensitive to change, especially when it comes to temperature. I believe they recognize their keepers even though they are so so tiny.

I wonder if th-there has ever been a keeper that liked the hobby because their insects needs only them to survive.

[neloxy]

[askcoatguy]

i p-puke my guts w-when i think o-of youuuu..

-@sakurafevers

I’m sorry.

[askcoatguy]

hi coat guy we hyperfixated so hard that you're an alter now

- 🐾

That’s horrible.

[askcoatguy]

Hello there Mr Coat Guy! :D

-@thelollipopkidthatgoesonanons

Hello. Do you need s-something?

[askcoatguy]

Oh… Hey so if my unconventionally attractive fine shytt and I have a talking stage and she's genuinely microcheating on me and it triggers my hyperfixation on my avoidant attachment style and l lowkey go to Atlanta and feel sonder because someone is flowkey larping so I babyboo at maximum speeds but my stamina is emphemeral so Ts pmo and l flowkenuinely get overstimulated and start vocal stimming but it's ok because I have wabi sabi and I drink matcha while yearning to Laufay and reading niche feminist literature (6’7 btw) and baby deer pomegranate dog poetry since I have media literacy and niche limerence but then fine shytt prefers her ice... crushed and she’s genuinely performative and I was in class of 2020: we didn’t even get a graduation but I lowkey start dissociating wit the orange peel bird pomegranate bean soup sonder theory so I have to block Gracie Abrams and enter babyboo flow state 😭😭 I have a mommy voice btw lol Hope this helps!

i aged about 15 years upon reading this.

[askcoatguy]

do visitors dream of visitor sheep?

i wouldnt know

[askcoatguy]

can i go into your hole and vanish

Not a g-good idea.... You'll be deformed instead...or first, i suppose.

[askcoatguy]

long time no see! coat guy whats the best fanfic you've ever read ever

I read this one in a squatter house when they printed some fanzine. It w-was a Dune fanfiction... Some sort of canon d-divergent alternative story. I never read Dune, s-s-so I enjoyed it as an independent story.

[askcoatguy]

(blink) - @ask--wireface

… (Looks back at him for a second and averts eyes right away.)

[ask--wireface]

👁️👁️

Blf ollp xlow.

[askcoatguy]

(He tucks his hands into his coat and finally has the nerve to hold eye contact.) Uhm… Sorry I don’t kn-know what you’re saying.

[ask--wireface]

(He rubs his hands up and down his arms and mimics shivering.) Xlow?

op is so happy he thought the fandom died

[askcoatguy]

Oh.

Oh yes, l'm c-cold. (He nods.) The heat doesn't bother me.

(As he says this, he balls his fist up to represent the sun and does a grip and release motion with the other hand to represent the rays. Then does a vague shrug to gesture ineffectiveness.)

[ask--wireface]

(His lips form a little O and he nods in understanding. He fans himself, feigning heat, then shakes his head, then points at Coat Guy, clarifying that the heat is not an issue for him.)

[askcoatguy]

That’s r-right…

(He takes out a pack of travel tissues from his pocket, at first to blow his nose but then...)

Here, uhm.. to w-wipe off sweat? (He dabs the packet lightly at his own temples to imply his meaning and then offers it to him.)

[askcoatguy]

(blink) - @ask--wireface

… (Looks back at him for a second and averts eyes right away.)

[ask--wireface]

👁️👁️

Blf ollp xlow.

[askcoatguy]

(He tucks his hands into his coat and finally has the nerve to hold eye contact.) Uhm… Sorry I don’t kn-know what you’re saying.

[ask--wireface]

(He rubs his hands up and down his arms and mimics shivering.) Xlow?

op is so happy he thought the fandom died

[askcoatguy]

Oh.

Oh yes, l'm c-cold. (He nods.) The heat doesn't bother me.

(As he says this, he balls his fist up to represent the sun and does a grip and release motion with the other hand to represent the rays. Then does a vague shrug to gesture ineffectiveness.)

[askcoatguy]

(blink) - @ask--wireface

… (Looks back at him for a second and averts eyes right away.)

[ask--wireface]

👁️👁️

Blf ollp xlow.

[askcoatguy]

(He tucks his hands into his coat and finally has the nerve to hold eye contact.) Uhm… Sorry I don’t kn-know what you’re saying.