The right Simon.

Saw a lot of pitches on here...I find you, you're dead.

[askconfusedsimon]

Accept the moving pictures caveman @askperniciouspitch

[askperniciouspitch]

I don’t like them.

[askconfusedsimon]

Poor you, they don’t like you either

[askconfusedsimon]

Accept the moving pictures caveman @askperniciouspitch

[askperniciouspitch]

Well hello there~

[askconfusedsimon]

how long did you spend looking for that babe?

[askperniciouspitch]

… Only a few minutes.

[askconfusedsimon]

And badgers are pink with blue spots.

[askperniciouspitch]

Pah, go to hell.

[askconfusedsimon]

Stuck with a demon, basically there already 

[askperniciouspitch]

Mm, is that how it is love?

[askconfusedsimon]

absolutely. 

[askperniciouspitch]

Hell isn’t so bad. I think I’ll keep you.

[askconfusedsimon]

[askperniciouspitch]

Well hello there~

[askconfusedsimon]

how long did you spend looking for that babe?

[askperniciouspitch]

… Only a few minutes.

[askconfusedsimon]

And badgers are pink with blue spots.

[askperniciouspitch]

Pah, go to hell.

[askconfusedsimon]

Stuck with a demon, basically there already 

[askperniciouspitch]

Mm, is that how it is love?

[askconfusedsimon]

absolutely. 

[askperniciouspitch]

Well hello there~

[askconfusedsimon]

how long did you spend looking for that babe?

[askperniciouspitch]

… Only a few minutes.

[askconfusedsimon]

And badgers are pink with blue spots.

[askperniciouspitch]

Pah, go to hell.

[askconfusedsimon]

Stuck with a demon, basically there already 

[askperniciouspitch]

Well hello there~

[askconfusedsimon]

how long did you spend looking for that babe?

[askperniciouspitch]

… Only a few minutes.

[askconfusedsimon]

And badgers are pink with blue spots.

[askperniciouspitch]

Well hello there~

[askconfusedsimon]

how long did you spend looking for that babe?

[askconfusedsimon]

Have I ever successfully annoyed you?? I'm gonna make that my goal for today-Hazel

Simple goals for simple people

[ask-collette]

All I want to do in life is annoy people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[askconfusedsimon]

Like I said, simple goals

[askconfusedsimon]

Have I ever successfully annoyed you?? I'm gonna make that my goal for today-Hazel

Simple goals for simple people

[askperniciouspitch]

You're a shrub

((@askanonhazel you’re out of control))

[ask-collette]

Can I boop your nose

[askperniciouspitch]

((Out of control))

[ask-collette]

I BOOP YOUR NOSE

[askconfusedsimon]

Hazel… This is too good

[ask-collette]

I’ll boop your nose too

[askconfusedsimon]

I don’t deserve this, go back to annoying Pitch

[askperniciouspitch]

You're a shrub

((@askanonhazel you’re out of control))

[ask-collette]

Can I boop your nose

[askperniciouspitch]

((Out of control))

[ask-collette]

I BOOP YOUR NOSE

[askconfusedsimon]

Hazel... This is too good

[askconfusedsimon]

What's wrong with colorful hair??

Its lovely. On other people

[askperniciouspitch]

Don’t mess with perfection, anon.

[askconfusedsimon]

couldn’t improve on this

[askperniciouspitch]

Absolutely not. I’ve seen pictures of you with straight hair… It’s /wrong/.

[askconfusedsimon]

hey! I’m allowed to have a straight phase 

[askperniciouspitch]

… Darling.

[askconfusedsimon]

Pitch

[askperniciouspitch]

I love you, yeah?

But, no.

[askconfusedsimon]

you’re no fun

[askperniciouspitch]

I’m the most fun you’ve ever had and you know it.

[askconfusedsimon]

Well…

[askperniciouspitch]

Don’t even pretend I’m not.

[askconfusedsimon]

Oh I dunno

[askperniciouspitch]

…..

[askconfusedsimon]

Might have to prove yourself, you know…

[askperniciouspitch]

Get over here.

[askconfusedsimon]

If you insist 

[askperniciouspitch]

I know the best way to shut you up~

[askconfusedsimon]

I can think of a couple

[askconfusedsimon]

What's wrong with colorful hair??

Its lovely. On other people

[askperniciouspitch]

Don’t mess with perfection, anon.

[askconfusedsimon]

couldn’t improve on this

[askperniciouspitch]

Absolutely not. I’ve seen pictures of you with straight hair… It’s /wrong/.

[askconfusedsimon]

hey! I’m allowed to have a straight phase 

[askperniciouspitch]

… Darling.

[askconfusedsimon]

Pitch

[askperniciouspitch]

I love you, yeah?

But, no.

[askconfusedsimon]

you’re no fun

[askperniciouspitch]

I’m the most fun you’ve ever had and you know it.

[askconfusedsimon]

Well…

[askperniciouspitch]

Don’t even pretend I’m not.

[askconfusedsimon]

Oh I dunno

[askperniciouspitch]

…..

[askconfusedsimon]

Might have to prove yourself, you know…

[askperniciouspitch]

Get over here.

[askconfusedsimon]

If you insist 

[askconfusedsimon]

What's wrong with colorful hair??

Its lovely. On other people

[askperniciouspitch]

Don’t mess with perfection, anon.

[askconfusedsimon]

couldn’t improve on this

[askperniciouspitch]

Absolutely not. I’ve seen pictures of you with straight hair… It’s /wrong/.

[askconfusedsimon]

hey! I’m allowed to have a straight phase 

[askperniciouspitch]

… Darling.

[askconfusedsimon]

Pitch

[askperniciouspitch]

I love you, yeah?

But, no.

[askconfusedsimon]

you’re no fun

[askperniciouspitch]

I’m the most fun you’ve ever had and you know it.

[askconfusedsimon]

Well…

[askperniciouspitch]

Don’t even pretend I’m not.

[askconfusedsimon]

Oh I dunno

[askperniciouspitch]

…..

[askconfusedsimon]

Might have to prove yourself, you know...

[askconfusedsimon]

What's wrong with colorful hair??

Its lovely. On other people

[askperniciouspitch]

Don’t mess with perfection, anon.

[askconfusedsimon]

couldn’t improve on this

[askperniciouspitch]

Absolutely not. I’ve seen pictures of you with straight hair… It’s /wrong/.

[askconfusedsimon]

hey! I’m allowed to have a straight phase 

[askperniciouspitch]

… Darling.

[askconfusedsimon]

Pitch

[askperniciouspitch]

I love you, yeah?

But, no.

[askconfusedsimon]

you’re no fun

[askperniciouspitch]

I’m the most fun you’ve ever had and you know it.

[askconfusedsimon]

Well…

[askperniciouspitch]

Don’t even pretend I’m not.

[askconfusedsimon]

Oh I dunno

[askconfusedsimon]

What's wrong with colorful hair??

Its lovely. On other people

[askperniciouspitch]

Don’t mess with perfection, anon.

[askconfusedsimon]

couldn’t improve on this

[askperniciouspitch]

Absolutely not. I’ve seen pictures of you with straight hair… It’s /wrong/.

[askconfusedsimon]

hey! I’m allowed to have a straight phase 

[askperniciouspitch]

… Darling.

[askconfusedsimon]

Pitch

[askperniciouspitch]

I love you, yeah?

But, no.

[askconfusedsimon]

you’re no fun

[askperniciouspitch]

I’m the most fun you’ve ever had and you know it.

[askconfusedsimon]

Well...

[askconfusedsimon]

What's wrong with colorful hair??

Its lovely. On other people

[askperniciouspitch]

Don’t mess with perfection, anon.

[askconfusedsimon]

couldn’t improve on this

[askperniciouspitch]

Absolutely not. I’ve seen pictures of you with straight hair… It’s /wrong/.

[askconfusedsimon]

hey! I’m allowed to have a straight phase 

[askperniciouspitch]

… Darling.

[askconfusedsimon]

Pitch

[askperniciouspitch]

I love you, yeah?

But, no.

[askconfusedsimon]

you’re no fun