Everyone has a dark side.

Pitch is the name. Chaos is the game. I sold my soul awhile ago. Finally with my soulmate. Got a problem with that? Fuck off.

[askconfusedsimon]

Accept the moving pictures caveman @askperniciouspitch

[askperniciouspitch]

I don't like them.

[askperniciouspitch]

Well hello there~

[askconfusedsimon]

how long did you spend looking for that babe?

[askperniciouspitch]

… Only a few minutes.

[askconfusedsimon]

And badgers are pink with blue spots.

[askperniciouspitch]

Pah, go to hell.

[askconfusedsimon]

Stuck with a demon, basically there already 

[askperniciouspitch]

Mm, is that how it is love?

[askconfusedsimon]

absolutely. 

[askperniciouspitch]

Hell isn’t so bad. I think I’ll keep you.

[askconfusedsimon]

[askperniciouspitch]

...This is why I worry about you.

[askperniciouspitch]

Well hello there~

[askconfusedsimon]

how long did you spend looking for that babe?

[askperniciouspitch]

… Only a few minutes.

[askconfusedsimon]

And badgers are pink with blue spots.

[askperniciouspitch]

Pah, go to hell.

[askconfusedsimon]

Stuck with a demon, basically there already 

[askperniciouspitch]

Mm, is that how it is love?

[askconfusedsimon]

absolutely. 

[askperniciouspitch]

Hell isn't so bad. I think I'll keep you.

[askperniciouspitch]

Well hello there~

[askconfusedsimon]

how long did you spend looking for that babe?

[askperniciouspitch]

… Only a few minutes.

[askconfusedsimon]

And badgers are pink with blue spots.

[askperniciouspitch]

Pah, go to hell.

[askconfusedsimon]

Stuck with a demon, basically there already 

[askperniciouspitch]

Mm, is that how it is love?

[askperniciouspitch]

Well hello there~

[askconfusedsimon]

how long did you spend looking for that babe?

[askperniciouspitch]

… Only a few minutes.

[askconfusedsimon]

And badgers are pink with blue spots.

[askperniciouspitch]

Pah, go to hell.

[askperniciouspitch]

Well hello there~

[askconfusedsimon]

how long did you spend looking for that babe?

[askperniciouspitch]

... Only a few minutes.

[askperniciouspitch]

Well hello there~

[ask-collette]

I’m pretty sure you’re dead???

[askperniciouspitch]

Mm, no. I just checked. Breathing and everything.

[ask-collette]

For now

[askperniciouspitch]

Threatening me, Hazel? That’s adorable.

[ask-collette]

[askperniciouspitch]

I’m genuinely proud of you right now.

[ask-collette]

I’m evil!

[askperniciouspitch]

Good girl!

[askperniciouspitch]

Well hello there~

[ask-collette]

I’m pretty sure you’re dead???

[askperniciouspitch]

Mm, no. I just checked. Breathing and everything.

[ask-collette]

For now

[askperniciouspitch]

Threatening me, Hazel? That’s adorable.

[ask-collette]

[askperniciouspitch]

I'm genuinely proud of you right now.

[askperniciouspitch]

Well hello there~

[ask-collette]

I’m pretty sure you’re dead???

[askperniciouspitch]

Mm, no. I just checked. Breathing and everything.

[ask-collette]

For now

[askperniciouspitch]

Threatening me, Hazel? That's adorable.

[askperniciouspitch]

Well hello there~

[ask-collette]

I’m pretty sure you’re dead???

[askperniciouspitch]

Mm, no. I just checked. Breathing and everything.

[askperniciouspitch]

Well hello there~

[askperniciouspitch]

SPACE BUNS SPACE BUNS SPACE BUNS

...Miss you too, Hazel.

[askperniciouspitch]

You're a demon, right?

Aren't you clever.

[askperniciouspitch]

Question

…Answer.

[ask-collette]

Can I braid your hair?

[askperniciouspitch]

I don’t even have enough to braid.

[ask-collette]

Space buns??

[askperniciouspitch]

I assume not.

[ask-collette]

If Miley Cyrus can do it then you can do it.

[askperniciouspitch]

You may have a point.

[ask-collette]

DOES THAT MEAN I CAN DO IT?

[askperniciouspitch]

No.

[askperniciouspitch]

Question

…Answer.

[ask-collette]

Can I braid your hair?

[askperniciouspitch]

I don’t even have enough to braid.

[ask-collette]

Space buns??

[askperniciouspitch]

I assume not.

[ask-collette]

If Miley Cyrus can do it then you can do it.

[askperniciouspitch]

You may have a point.

[askperniciouspitch]

Question

…Answer.

[ask-collette]

Can I braid your hair?

[askperniciouspitch]

I don’t even have enough to braid.

[ask-collette]

Space buns??

[askperniciouspitch]

I assume not.

[askperniciouspitch]

Question

…Answer.

[ask-collette]

Can I braid your hair?

[askperniciouspitch]

I don’t even have enough to braid.