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UNOFFICIAL ask blogs for the students of Dahlia's Academy for Magical Novices, run by your favourite Freelancer ~ [They/Them] ~ slight NSFW warning

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About and rules

OOC: Hey guys, thought I'd drop a little info about the account and outline stuff I am and am not comfortable with! At the end of the day, I'm just here to have some fun!

Risqué asks are allowed, but nothing overtly NSFW please

Asks deadnaming Gavin will be ignored we gotta respect our boy <3

They/Them pronouns for our lovely FL as well!!

No violence against any characters pls! I hate Kody as much as the next person but I just don't wanna read it

While I’m incredibly invested in the [Redacted] lore, I might still get things wrong from time to time so please excuse me if I do!!

I’ll try and keep things as canon compliant as I can, if asks include things that haven't been revealed yet, I’ll try and keep my answers in character

Treat any mentions of the ‘bridging’ incident between FL and Kody delicately and with respect, as it’s a clear metaphor for an incredibly sensitive topic.

I don’t support shipping Caelum with other characters or anything portraying him in a NSFW light, its been made pretty clear he’s portrayed as a child and I certainly see him as such, as will my interpretation of the characters

I am not officially affiliated with [Redacted] ASMR, this is just a fanmade blog for a bit of fun!!

In Huxley’s audio he often uses dude as a gender neutral term for the listener but i know not everyone is comfortable with this so i’ll try to use some neutral alternatives but i might have to get a bit creative ;)

This account is the primary while all the character blogs are secondary so any replies or other stuff secondaries can't do will come from here!!

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Hi hru :3

Hey! I'm good, a lil sniffly, how are you? Staying safe and keeping warm?

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Bap bap!

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Hey~~ been a while!

What kind of scents do you like? The floral kind? Fruity? I personally like natural smells like Campfires, woodsy. Like right now, my room scent is like this campfire/s'mores kind of thing.

~ Chas

Hey Chas! It sure has been a while, but it's always good to hear from you.

I love this time of year, just because they start selling the apple cinnamon kinda scented candles, and they're definitely my favourite. It's a warm, homely scent, and super easy to relax with.

Other than that, chamomile is pretty nice in your room to help with sleep. We got a diffuser but Gavin insists it's making him sneeze.

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ooc: I'm baaaaack

okay so like previously, my body decided to reject health and instead embrace one winter illness after another and i've just been recovering but !! should be able to get back to our regularly scheduled posting. I hope you're all doing good and are having a happy holiday!!

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(Fl)Oreo : so hows it going?

Lasko in the background : NICK?....DAMS?

We’re all doing pretty good this side of damn! How’s everyone your end? Pretty cool to have a fellow fl around ;)

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Hi! Coming at you again because you're just fun to interact with. What is the funniest thing you witnessed Gavin and Caelum doing?

~ Chas

Hey Chas! Nice to hear from you, and you’re fun to talk to too!

The two of them do some pretty dumb stuff, but they’re definitely pretty funny when they have to be patient for something. Caelum’s a kid so he has zero concept of waiting for something and wants it to happen right then and there, meanwhile Gavin has very little patience for the small things. So when they both bake, they’ve tried to come up with some creative ways to make the baking process go faster. For example: Turning the heat up all the way, putting it directly into a fire, making a BIGGER fire and hoping that’ll work better- We had a lotta cinderblock brownies in the beginning… and a lot of burnt pans.

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Wassup canon au!

ooc: ayyyy actor au best au !!

[fregget-frou]

Hello rasmr tag I come today with this

Echo with a Tumblr Sexyman design

@becarefulwhatyouwishfor this is for you

#echothetumblrsexyman2022

I know he has heels on, big foot no ass having guy you feel

(Also he’s supposed to be crossing his arms but I sucked at it)

Evil.

This is my contribution for this month goodnight

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ooc: i am looking disrespectfully

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Hello again Damien! It's a pleasure to be back in your inbox lmao. It's not a fire elemental thing okay? BUT how do you feel about spicy food and what is your spice/how much you can handle level?

~ Chas

Hey Chas, it’s a pleasure to have you back.

I am so good with spice. I practically put chilli flakes and hot sauce on everything. The spicier the better is practically my motto!

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@dormienschas tHIS IS LIES HE NEEDS TO DOWN LIKE THREE BOTTLES OF WATER AND GETS ALL RED IF HE EATS SPICE IVE SEEN IT WITH MY OWN EYES WHEN HIS MOM SENT HIM SOME MEALS

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OOC: WOULD YOU GUYS BE INTERESTED IN A SHORT HALLOWEEN EVENT IN WHICH I TEMPORARILY SWITCH THE CHARACTERS TO THEIR IMPERIUM SELVES TO ALIGN WITH THE REDACTED CHANNEL??? MAYBE HAVE SOME ECHO CONTENT HERE AND THERE 😳

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OOC: okay so admin is still planning to go ahead with this!! But i’m somewhere without wifi atm which is why i basically fell off the earth pt2 but i’m rlly having fun talking to everyone and running the accounts so don’t think i’ve abandoned you yet ;))

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Hi hi!!! It's me again. Sooooo...going to D.A.M.N, we all know what it's like to stay up late studying and whatnot and then you suddenly get a craving! Soooo, what is your go-to midnight snack?

~ You can call me Chas btw!

Hey Chas! (cool name btw)

okay, so there’s this pizza place near the student housing, and it’s like the only place that’ll deliver take-out here and they do the best bucket of chicken wings i’ve ever had. i don’t care if i’ve just finished a whole ass dinner i’ll eat again for those wings. i swear they’re the only reason i managed to finish some research papers.

if, for whatever disastrous reason, i can’t get the wings, something crunchy like chips or peanut m&ms is pretty good at keeping you awake, or anything coloured blue??? no idea why but you better not plan on sleeping after eating anything blue. I won’t let caelum have any because i am afraid of the consequences.

What about you! got any recommendations? i might have to do a 7/11 trip at some point to try a whole load of new stuff

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damien putting a tracker on kody and making an app for freelancer to keep them away from him

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OOC: WOULD YOU GUYS BE INTERESTED IN A SHORT HALLOWEEN EVENT IN WHICH I TEMPORARILY SWITCH THE CHARACTERS TO THEIR IMPERIUM SELVES TO ALIGN WITH THE REDACTED CHANNEL??? MAYBE HAVE SOME ECHO CONTENT HERE AND THERE 😳

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Hi again! Soooo what would be your theme song? And what do you think the other's theme songs would be?

A lot of unconventional songs give me gender euphoria, but for a theme song, it's a close contest between 'Chaotic Gender Neutral' for obvious reasons, and 'The Phantom of the Opera' because DAMN does that song go hard. It's hard not to feel like an omnipotent being when listening to that song.

Whenever I hear 'Passing Through' by Kaden MacKay I think of Lasko. It's got his anxious yet chill vibes. But I'll be damned if there's a better title to fit him than 'D&D is Gay (But So Am I So That Tracks)'. His playlist is full of sad songs but ultimately I think he deserves something lowkey but still optimistic like 'Lucky People' by 'Waterparks'.

Gavin loved 'Vending Machine of Love' when it was trending, he said it made him feel hot and I am inclined to agree, but 'Do it all the Time' by 'IDKHow' is just perfect for him. If I'm honest I have quite a few for Gavin I could make a playlist at this stage.

I think 'Puppy Dog' by 'Dreamer Boy' is pretty fitting for Huxley, since he truly does do the puppy dog eyes, but anything upbeat could define Huxley. Ever since we watched High School Musical together, 'Get your Head in the Game' makes me think of Hux too, since he truly gets in the zone for his games. I like to sing it at him when he's practicing sometimes to make him laugh.

Songs from Damien's study playlist come to mind when I think of a theme song for him, specifically 'Corduroy Dreams' by 'Rex Orange County', but we of course need a song to represent grumpy Dames, and if you get on his bad side 'Hate You' by 'Boston Manor' is perfect. But then again, maybe we should just make his theme song the Mario Kart theme since he is who we all immediately think of when we hear it.

OOF that's another long one, but it was super fun to think about! Thanks for your question OP :))

ooc: yes this is a brief look into my interesting music taste go easy on me. also can you tell me and FL are one in the same?

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Hi! Is everything okay? You're all good? Taking care of yourself? Drink plenty of water and make sure you eat! Soooo what color nails do you think you and the others would do for each other?

Hey! We’re all doing pretty good, drinking plenty of water and eating… a lot of takeout to be honest we get lazy and should probably cook more oops

We’re all burnout emo gays so i’m tempted to just say black, but I think we can get a bit more creative.

Gavin would rock a pink, maybe one to go with his DAMN hoodie, or some neons so he always stands out! Lasko in any kinda pastels is a win, so i’m thinking we embrace it and just give him a full rainbow. Huxley has bigger hands, therefore he has bigger nails, and they’re perfect for trying patterns or nail art on so maybe something flowery to match his nature walks. I am desperate to cover Damien’s nails in glitter. Make them super long, throw on some rhinestones but he thinks it’s impractical! I should get all of you to harass him to change his mind.

Have you ever seen those nail polish mountains? If I had the time and energy, i’d rock that. Gavin likes painting them red though, whereas if Caelum comes over, he just likes to throw everything on there and tries to copy designs from the internet. He also likes me, him and Gavin to all match. Usually he’s too impatient to let them dry though.

That’s probably way more info than anyone would expect about nail painting, but I feel very passionately about co-ordinating my friends nails with their personalities and interests.

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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.