DarkPrezHeroAxel

Hey, there fanboys and fangirls! I'm the amazing movie star/1st class actor/President/Dark Hero, Axel. ..Of course, you already know that, right? Of course you do. I'm taking time out of my IMPOSSIBLY busy day to answer any and all questions for my loyal demon fans. (Any movie producers will have to speak with my agent, Pink.) ((Part of the sexy Disgaea Series RP!!))

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Open RP!

Ah, Sundays, a true blessing from the beloved Dark Sun. Axel spun around for the millionth time in his presidential (his) swivel chair, kicking off the president's (his) desk for the millionth time seeing how many times he could make the world spin before his body told him to chill the hell out in the form of threatening to vomit. He eventually skidded to a stop, only moderately dizzy, and pondered. It was Sunday, there was nothing to do on Sunday because no one DID anything on Sunday. And his usual crew found their own way to slip out and slack off. Pink was off to another netherworld because she recieved orders from a "higher up", as if there was anyone higher up than him, Actress was shooting a film and Main Hero B was in the hospital after getting tipsy and challenging a Wood Golem to a game of chicken.  Axel was bored and alone, but not lonely, oh definitely not lonely, why would you even imply such a thing. He was complementing giving his great pals at the Hades Party a visit when there was a loud knock on the Presidentail (his) door... 

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If, due to a time paradox, you're now the main character of Disgaea: Hour of Darkness, how would you react?

This is a pretty sweet deal if you ask me.

[unlucky-hero]

"As usual, I really can’t keep up with you guys."

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"You're doin' better than I am."

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((gonna start RPing again soon!

Anyone interested? ))

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[cambionconcept]

It’s officially a tradition now

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*plays guitar* Im more important as a character than the rest of the entire disgaea 2 cast *smashes guitar on adell's house*

[rottytops]

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"Sure."

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[razuberyl]

Breezy Satina being defeated

Oh my I never expected that!

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[demonoverlord-laharl-blog]

His Least Adoring Fan

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  Now this was just insulting.

“Can’t you sing about something better? If you’re going to do this whether I want it or not, can’t you at least make it about something interesting, like violence?!” Laharl demanded, seeming just one step short of accepting his unfortunate fate. If he could get one wish, it would be to have his ears just fall off.

“Can’t you just add in a part where he gets run over by the friendly neighborhood bus?”

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But it was too late.  Despite Laharl's desperation, Axel kept on chuggin' and would keep on chiggin' till the cows came home then he'd sing to them too. 

"HE NEVER WASHES HIS HANDS AND HE ALWAYS LEAVES THE SEAT UP

THE SLOWEST DRIVER IN THE FAST LANE

THAT ONE GUY WHO CUTS IN LINE AND TALKS ON THE PHONE IN THE MOVIES

DARK HERO,

AXELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"

Axel might have needed to tone it down, maybe this kid wasn't ready for these hellalicious demon symphonies but god forbid Axel stopped midway, he was too far gone and much too in love with his own voice.

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His MOST ADORING NUMBER 1 Adoring Fan

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“I can’t handle it because you’re only a one-hit wonder!” Laharl growled, trying to bat Axel away from him. “And get out of my personal space!” Laharl didn’t take kindly to being manhandled at all, but the most he could do was struggle like a child throwing a tantrum.

“We are NOT having a Kiddie…Kitchen….Koncert!” Laharl crossed his arms, scanning the room for a small object he could get away with throwing at the intruder. “And what did I just say about that damn table?!”

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Axel couldn't hear him, the fingers were moving and the creative juices were a'flowin'. He opened his mouth ready to drop some kid-friendly beats; "OHHHHHHH, AXEELLL-" he staggered a bit, having to alter the lyrics, "THE...friendly neighborhood Dark HeroOOO!!

THE...friendlIEST!! FIEND YOU'LL EVER MEEET! YEAAH!!!"

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“The hell are you doing here?!” Laharl screamed, his voice ripe with agitation (but cracking in confusion). “I never…I never entered a damn contest! You’re at the wrong castle!”

This was probably the last thing he’d expected. Maybe this was a prank. Maybe one of his subordinates had signed him up for this. Unless he could convince this burr to be shaken off, he’d be lucky to make it out of the week with a shard of his patience left. 

He pushed Axel’s feet off of the table with a huff. “That table’s for my feet, and my feet only! If you want a room so bad, you can try the cellar….and maybe one of your songs is catchy, but that doesn’t make me a huge fan!”

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The words of protest seemed to bounce off of Axel's sunshine colored hair, "Just one song?" Axel stared in disbelief, obviously this boy had fainted from sheer joy when he was listening to all of Axel's OTHER songs and only remembered one. 

Yes.

That's exactly what happened.

Axel quickly pulled Laharl into a tight embrace, "Oh you poor child! You obviously can't handle all of my adult music, but fear not! I have a child mix just for my little fans!" After plopping the young little overlord into a seat, he drew his guitar from seemingly no where and plucked a few tunes to get started. "Lucky for you, I can water down ALL of my songs for you so you won't pass out, so we'll have-" he hopped atop the kitchen table, "THE UNIVERSES' FIRST KIDDIE-KITCHEN-KONCERT!"