Diamond in the Rough

"A hero must act to protect that which is precious!" My name is Almaz von Almandine Adamant, and I am a heroooo! ...Well, a hero wannabe actually...But I'll do my very best! I'm a Hero in title again, so I need to start acting like one! Though that's easier said than done... [Almaz/Disgaea 3 RP blog, part of NISRPG,]

[unlucky-hero]

"Fake Hero, I'm itching for an experiment. How about I perform a little dissection on you? Just the heart of a hero."

...You know I need that, right? Like, to live?

[unlucky-hero]

Hey, you're a hero too, dood? Could you give me some tips?

Whoa, a Prinny hero? Never seen one of those before.

Well, you've already got the signature red item, so that's a good start!

[unlucky-hero]

The students here are scary! Mew gotta get the meanies away! Gunners are really, really harsh!

Believe me, I know... I'll do my best, but I don't wanna get shot either.

[charmwitch]

//opens a portal into the dark world//

let me tell you about disgaea 3

[tristepin]

[ex-fake-heroine-blog]

[unlucky-hero]

Remembered that time you met demon Mara? Ahh... those were good times, weren't they?

[unlucky-hero]

I'm a burglar and I'm gonna smash your backdoor in. Bye now-- Oh wait. There is a trapdoor to yo left. Be careful not to step on it. Okay, bye for real. -flees-

Hey, what--

Wait a sec! I don't have a back door!

[unlucky-hero]

Mewster hero, could you scare away the big mystic beasts? They won't leave me-ow alone.

Even if you are cats and dogs, bullying's awful! I'll scare them away for sure!

Well, if they don't decide to bully me too.

[unlucky-hero]

What's the name of the dean again? I furgot. It was Meow, right?

...That's probably close enough, but don't tell him I said that.

[unlucky-hero]

Hello~! I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus~

...Guess some things haven't changed while I've been gone, huh?

[unlucky-hero]

Mewster hero, mewster hero! Can mew give me some fish?

Um, I don't exactly just carry fish around with me...

Though I think there was a guy who did. 

[distortedheroism]

"Only because I had it planned out beforehand. Nowadays, the only thing I’m prepared for is that kid’s experiments, but it’s still painful in the end."

[unlucky-hero]

"I think what people would say here is, 'how the mighty have fallen', right?"

Though he still feels a little bad.

[solitaryoverlord]

unlucky-hero entered the lab

[solitaryoverlord]

“I think Beryl is on some protest rally for Catsaber Rights or something. She hasn’t stopped my experiments at all.”

[unlucky-hero]

"Sounds the same as ever, I guess. Though I was hoping she might keep an eye on you."

[unlucky-hero]

"As usual, I really can’t keep up with you guys."

[distortedheroism]

"I guess that makes both of us, then."

[unlucky-hero]

"That's surprising, considering how prepared you used to be for everything."

[solitaryoverlord]

unlucky-hero entered the lab

[unlucky-hero]

"No, but I think I’m pretty glad I didn’t."

"And I told you I had to go home sometime, didn’t I?”

[solitaryoverlord]

“It was so boring without you harassing me! Almaz, I forbid you to leave again!”

[unlucky-hero]

Him, harassing Mao? Was he sure he didn't mean the other way around?

Either way, he couldn't help but smile a little.

"Well, I guess I'm here now... Didn't you have Miss Beryl and everyone else around, though?"

[solitaryoverlord]

unlucky-hero entered the lab

[solitaryoverlord]

“Where did you go, Fake Hero? I augmented numerous students in your absence. Did you notice the mages with mammary missiles and laser shooting hair?”

[unlucky-hero]

"No, but I think I'm pretty glad I didn't."

"And I told you I had to go home sometime, didn't I?"