How Boring.

Try not to make your questions too dull.

[askdelta-arachne]

Do you like chess?

Yes. It’s thoughtful and strategic. Not to mention silent.

[askdelta-arachne]

Have you ever had an assistant? Do you want one?

No. Why would I want/need one? My line of work is fairly simple. Plus, I enjoy working alone.

[askdelta-arachne]

Arachne have you ever had a stalker?

Look at the last few questions, and you should have your answer.

[askdelta-arachne]

Aww, I don't get a snippy comeback? Sweetheart, are you angry?

…

[askdelta-arachne]

Oh, don't bother sweet-talking me, cutie. Actually, keep going, it's adorable.

Hmmf.

[askdelta-arachne]

*chuckles* How about you rip my heart out? It's already yours, cutie pie.

Oh, how I wish it was anon. That way you couldn't be alive, and therefore you couldn't be talking to me. 

Maybe I will rip out your heart. Then I'll stab it in front of you, crush it, and shove it back down your throat. 

[schrodingerslion]

heyo here’s another

this time for the good ending

its kinda short though

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[askdelta-arachne]

Cute. Cute. Cute. Even you threatening me is cute. Oh you're just adorable, sweetie.

I will hunt you down and snap your neck.

Or maybe toss you off a building.

Behead you with a guillotine?

Rip your lungs out?

So many options, gray face. 

Maybe I'll let you choose. 

[askdelta-arachne]

I do value my live, so I think I'll stick to just complimenting you from afar, cutie pie.

Keep calling me cute and you won't have a life to value anymore.

[askdelta-arachne]

You mean the words I use to describe you, cutie? I merely speak my mind, and I think you're the cutest. Out of all the game's participants, you were the most adorable. What are you going to do about, sweetie?

(☉‿☉✿)

Say that to my face fucker not online see what happens.

[askdelta-arachne]

I won't be scared away so easy, cutie. That adorable face just draws me in. I'm here to stay, sweetie.

Oh, anon. 

You really, really should choose your words more carefully.

[askdelta-arachne]

*chuckles* Cute.

I would like to remind you, gray face, that I still have the pike buried in my chest and it is still very usable.

[askdelta-arachne]

No? What? I think you are.

Don't.

Call.

Me.

Cute.

[askdelta-arachne]

You know, you're pretty cute.

No.

[askdelta-arachne]

If you could model the clothes you like, would you?

Still, no. Like I said, strutting down a runway and forcing myself into a body figure that I have to take pills to maintain isn't really my thing.

[askdelta-arachne]

If you could be a part of any common au!verse which one would it be? And with whom?

Well if it’s an au!verse I would assume that (unfortunately) all of the people I know would be in it as well, yes?

There are so many choices I’m not sure I could choose a single one. But, I will tell you that when I was a young girl I always wanted to be a police officer. I have outgrown that incredibly foolish dream, though. 

[askdelta-arachne]

If you could be a super model, would you?

No. I find no need to live a petty and dull life like that of a super model. Walking down the runway in a tight-fitting dress isn’t my kind of thing.