holy fuck

that scene in transformers when optimus prime slam dunked a basketball [[ canon alpha bro ask blog ]]

[askdirksbro]

[[ havent felt up to drawing lately but ill be doing the postgame au so you guys can look forward to that and send asks in advance if you want ill delete this post when i start drawing ]]

[askdirksbro]

No but seriously man, I'm sorry that the world's got you down. Here's a question I'm FAR more interested in hearing your answer to: If you had a choice between a dozen cookies, some milk, and a warm blanket, or like five pizzas, which would you take?

id rather have the cookies, milk, and blanket since the blanket lasts longer than one use and i dont think i could eat just pizza for breakfast, lunch and dinnerid honestly feel worried for anyone who could

[askdirksbro]

Do you like memes

fuck anyone who doesnt like memes

[askdirksbro]

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[askdirksbro]

So tell me; how do you/ would you woo the object of your affection?

wouldnt know considering the fact i never even knew romantic love was a thing until i was like 15-16

also theres no time for me to be doin that anyway

[askdirksbro]

how's dirk doing

doesnt exist yet but ill keep you posted

[askdirksbro]

Your nice and I like you!

i like you too dude

[askdirksbro]

Your nice and amazing!

but maybe not these things. i wouldnt particularly call myself nice but i appreciate the kind words

[askdirksbro]

Your really cool!

in my heart i know

[askdirksbro]

Cmon slam and welcome to the

grape flavored faygo bursting through your bathroom pipes every fucking time you try to take a shower and since youre still not completely used to it it catches you off guard every so often damn

[askdirksbro]

[askdirksbro]

How would you react if someone made a SBaHJ spin off?

as in like a huge thing? the baroness did sort of and i think we can all remember how that turned out lol

[askdirksbro]

[askdirksbro]

If you could say one thing to a younger you, what would it be?

delete your blog

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[askdirksbro]

okay so for the record. ya can't fight people with crocs on. just. don't. they get dirty.

its called you take them off and have a trustworthy friend hold them for you

[mrpeby]

But I thought all your friends were dead

[askdirksbro]

thats why i dont fight with crocs on

[askdirksbro]

what is your opinion on the bee movie

good but not nearly as good as garfield 2: a tail of two kitties