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@askdirkstrider
Hey everyone.
So, it’s been a while. Can you really blame me. A lot of stuff happened, got my head cut off again, whatever.
Listen though, really guys, it’s been a ride. I never would have thought I’d get to go on this adventure with you all.
Thanks for coming with me. This will be the last post on this blog. Good luck out there.
Jake trips and kisses you on accident. How do you re-act?
God damn it you clumsy fuck.
this is the stupidest fucking shit ever get a life
Though I don't update this blog anymore, I'll make an exception due to how ironic this message is.
I'm here creating content that greatly improves many individuals days. I've received countless messages of how great the comics are and how it cheered them up. I create smiles and laughter. That is my life.
Whereas you sent rude messages to users on popular blogging website tumblr.com
I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you to rethink your life.
Have a nice day.
Heeeeeeey Daveeeeeeeeeeeee. If you're such a fucking coooooooooooooooool kid, why don't you proooooooove it then broski.
I'm Dirk.
Hey guys.
(( So I haven't updated in a while. That's mostly because I started receiving some less-than-nice messages about my url and updating. So I took a nice, long break. But I'm going to open the ask box again and hopefully the messages won't be as rude as they were before. Feel free to send a message. Thanks.))
Vote askdirkstrider of the Dersite party for Homestuck president.
Because honestly, who the fuck else would you want for president?®
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Vote Dirk Strider of the Dersite party for Homestuck president.
Because honestly, who the fuck else would you want for president?®
A reverse situation of the last video, no less humorous!
Original comic here
Dirk was my Brother
(( Had the honor of great voice acting put to my comic by Octo and his bro. They're both really amazing voice actors! ))
DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUM, YOU FUCKING HAWT. LAIK SPAIIIICE. AND NIRCEKLESA;JF DKLSGJALFH;ES OH OOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DIRK.
Woah. Calm the fuck down.
STOP
About how many questions do you get regarding your feelings for Jake English?
I have approximately 20 in my ask box at this moment.
I understand that I have an irresistible allure, but I refuse to humor their sick fantasies.
That's an odd request. Sure. Prepare yourselves.
Woah, shit.
....
I don't remember buying these glasses.
I am not a stripper.
There, I nullified about 50% of my ask box with that single sentence.
Oh, i beg to differ.
Don’t believe his lies people, by day an elusive mechanic, by night a stripper.
Jake, I believe you are more likely to be the stripper. Your shorts certainly make you seem like one.
You probably put on midnight shows for all your blue space furry posters. What a fulfilling activity.
I say, excuse you strider! Those are for adventuring purposes! I can’t very well be wandering around into the wild with some sort of long trousers that will only be a nuisance and constantly hinder my travels, can i?
What! How… how preposterous! How could you even claim such a thing?
That is in no way truthful.
Of course Jake, next time I go hiking in the woods I'll remember to wear my trusty fucking short shorts. They are just the absolute epitome of practicality.
Has your bro caught you.... you know.... dirking off?
"Dirking"?
I am not a stripper.
There, I nullified about 50% of my ask box with that single sentence.
