No one has seen or heard from Dave in months. You are beginning to suspect that he drowned in a pool of his own vomit and died. You pour one out in his honour, it's a true rockstar's death.

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No one has seen or heard from Dave in months. You are beginning to suspect that he drowned in a pool of his own vomit and died. You pour one out in his honour, it's a true rockstar's death.
You decide to restore the contacts on your mobile communications device anyway...Not that it was really worth doing, you don't even like most of those chumps...
Um. All of the anon messages I got say "askdrunksollux" on them and have my icon instead of the anon icon??????????????????
Being sober in society is pretty boring... you'd love nothing more than to call up one of your old friends to hang out, but they were all bad influences so the rehabilitation clinic deleted them from your contacts list. You could easily retrieve them, but for some reason... y0u're pretty 0kay with it.
Sollux==> Restore friend's numbers
Your name is Solluxander Captor and you have just returned from a mandatory court sentence to a rehabilitation clinic. Now that you're a reformed member of society, you are unsure what to do with your free time. All of your "friends" want nothing more than to stuff you with a couple bottles of honey jack and patron, but...you will resist the temptation........................................right?
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since when does sollux make wine
what am ii doiing wiith my liife
....ii quiit
Back from Anipoop Boston.
I tried going to the photoshoot as drunk Sollux Saturday night, but it was really boring so I left so there are probably no pics of my drunk Sollux anywurr, soz. ok I'll post something soon I promise kisses followers and rolls off into the sunset
heyyy i just wanted to note that my t-shirt design belongs to askdrunksollux!!
go follow him he’s koala tea
dude what a 2wag motherfucker.
oh yeah this exists...........
So I went to a draw meet in new york yesterday and met some kawaii ass bitches, no weeaboo. Should I upload the shit that was drawn that day? I got some rad drawings from peeps and I...even got recognized? ;u; (you know who you are and you didn't write your tumblrs in my sketchbook you poops.)
okay here is that shirt template?
Sorry it’s really chunky and disgusting I didn’t try too hard.
seriously all you really need is to slap some sparkly gold paint on a shirt in this vague sort of shape, so don’t worry about perfection
here i improved it for you
Look everyone it's 20% cooler
okay here is that shirt template?
Sorry it's really chunky and disgusting I didn't try too hard.
seriously all you really need is to slap some sparkly gold paint on a shirt in this vague sort of shape, so don't worry about perfection
what thii2???
fuck you man don't thiink ii diidn't 2ee what you diid
iiou??
take my alcohol and ii take your liife motherfucker
get back here and fiight me liike a man ii 2wear two fucking god
and what diid you do two my lu2u2??????
rips off clothes and closes askbox
yeah p muc-- oh fuck