gLaMoUr'S jUsT aNoThEr MiRaClE

uH, gREETINGS FROM THE tERRA! tHIS IS, uM, fAE tAVROS AND gAMZEE, iF YOU HAVE ANY, uM, qUESTIONS FOR US, fEEL FREE TO, aSK! ASK BOX IS OPEN! m!a status: tavros is pregnant for ten asks! one/ten

[askgamtavfae]

lItTlE mOtHeR fUcKeR hAsN't BeEn ToO bAd WiTh ThE mOoDs YeT, oThEr ThAn YeLlInG aT mE a CoUpLe TiMeS iN tHe MoRnInG.  dIdN't MeAn It, ThOuGh, So It'S oKaY.

hIs OnE cRaViNg IsN't ThAt BaD, hE jUsT wAnTs A bUnCh Of HoNeY.  sOlBrO wAs WiLlInG tO hElP tHeRe.

bUt He'S aLsO bEeN wAnTiNg BaKeD fRuItS, sO tHiS mOtHeR fUcKeR gEtS tHeM fRoM tHaT sHaDeD bRoThEr PaSt ThE wOoDs.

I'm SuRe He DoEsN't MiNd.

[askgamtavfae]

wELL, iT KIND OF,, hAS TO DO WITH THE wITCH,,,?

uM, yOU SEE, sHE GAVE US THIS, uH, pOTION?  iT LETS ME BE, gAMZEE'S SIZE SO WE CAN,,, yOU KNOW,,, eNJOY EACH OTHER'S COMPANY?

i GUESS IT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME WE,,, uH, hEH,,,  wHEN HE CAME BACK AFTER BEING AWAY FOR A, fEW DAYS?

[askgamtavfae]

dOn'T a MoThEr FuCkEr WoRrY.  bE pRoTeCtInG bOtH mY mIrAcLeS, lIkE a Pa ShOuLd.

wHAT'S THIS,,,?

[askgamtavfae]

hEy, TaV, wHaT's WiTh ThE mIrAcUlOuS bElLy...?

uH, wELL, i HAVE SOMETHING KIND OF,,, sTRANGE?  tO TELL YOU,,,

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wELL, tHERE WAS ONE TIME A WHILE AGO HE DID,  bUT JUST THE ONCE,,,

[askgamtavfae]

eVERY fAE WANTS TO HAVE OFFSPRING,,,  bUT WE WOULD LOVE TO BE ABLE TO,,,

iF,,

yOU KNOW,,,

wE COULD,,,  }:////)

[askgamtavfae]

HEY, GOAT-ASS, YOU GOT SOMETHING IN YOUR FUCKING HAIR.  DID MY LAMEASS SISTER GIVE YOU SOMETHING ELSE FROM HER FUCKING SHINY COLLECTION?

hUh?  Oh!

nAh, It'S jUsT tAvBrO.  lItTlE mOtHeR fUcKeR's AlL sOrTs Of TiReD, i'M jUsT lEtTiNg HiM sLeEp.

h-HUH,,,?  aRE WE BACK AT THE POND, gAMZ,,,?

[askgamtavfae]

Look At That, A Flower Fae Wearing A Shirt.

i DON'T LIKE IT,  bUT IT WASN'T, mY CHOICE,

If You Wanted To Try Clothing, Tavros, You Should Have Told Me.  I Would Have Made Something More Appropriate.

What Do You Think?

wELL,,,  aT LEAST i DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT A HOLE FOR MY, wINGS,,,

hEy, TaV!  cHeCk OuT tHe DuDs SiDhE-sIs GaVe Me!  :oD

See, Gamzee Likes What I Made Him.

oF COURSE HE DOES, gAMZEE LIKES EVERYTHING,  }:/

[askgamtavfae]

uM, tHANK YOU,,,?  iT FEELS KIND OF, uH, wEIRD, bUT i'LL WEAR IT,,,

,,,fOR A LITTLE BIT,

[askgamtavfae]

tHiS mOtHeR fUcKeR hAs AcTuAlLy AlMoSt DoNe ThAt A cOuPlE oF tImEs...

tAvBrO's GoT sOmE nIcE sHaRp BiTs, ThOuGh, KeEpS fOr AnYtHiNg UnMiRaCuLoUs FrOm HaPpEnInG.

[askgamtavfae]

hI, kARKAT!  }:D

I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO FUCKING ASK WHAT'S WITH YOU ASS MONGLERS TODAY.

[askgamtavfae]

tHiS mOtHeR fUcKeR's GoT a ToN!

lEt'S sEe...

TaV tHiNkS mY sTeM iS hUgE!

hEy, TaV, wAnT tO gEt PoLlInAtEd?

ThErE's PoLlEn EvErYwHeRe!

PoLlEn, NaTuRe'S bAbY bAtTeR.

aLl RiGhT, mOtHeR fUcKeR's TaPpEd Of SaP...

...lIkE tAv.

gAMZEE, iF YOU EVER IMAGINE TO MATE ME WITH ME AGAIN, yOU WILL shut up!  }X\\\\O

[askgamtavfae]

tHiS mOtHeR fUcKeR wOuLd Be ThE oNe To, HeH, 'bEaR fRuIt' FoR tHe TwO oF uS.

sTOP USING MY FLOWER METAPHORS IN PUBLIC, gAMZEE!  }:(

[askgamtavfae]

wElL, jUsT bEtWeEn YoU mOtHeR fUcKeRs AnD mE, tHe LiTtLe GuY -lOvEs- It WhEn I uSe FlOwEr MeTaPhOrS dUrInG mAtInG.

hE eSpEcIaLlY lIkEs It At ThE eNd WhEn I pOlLiNaTe--

uHh- Ah!

gAMZEE REALLY LIKES TO HAVE HIS HORNS PLAYED WITH,  }:)

[askgamtavfae]

tHeSe MoThEr FuCkErS dO dIfFeReNt ThInGs WhEn I cOmE bAcK, jUsT dEpEnDs On OuR mOoD.

ThIs TiMe, I hAd SoMe FiReWaTeR i ToOk FrOm ThE sHaDeD bRo, AnD tAvBrO dRaNk SoMe NeCtAr FrOm ThE fEw FlOwErS bLoOmInG.

gOt HiM iN a MoOd To UsE tHaT mIrAcUlOuS pOtIoN tHe BiTcHtItS wItCh GaVe Us.  ReAl GoOd NiGhT, iF a MoThEr FuCkEr GeTs My MeAnInG.  ;o)

[askgamtavfae]

wHeN tHiS mOtHeR fUcKeR gEtS lIkE tHaT, wHeRe He JuSt GoTtA rUn AwAy, DoN't AlWaYs ReMeMbEr WhErE i Go, YoU kNoW?  nOt ExAcTlY rIgHt In My ThInK pAn...

AlL i KnOw Is ThIs TiMe WhEn ThIs MoThEr FuCkEr... 'CaMe BaCk,' I wOkE uP nExT tO tHe ShAdEbRo'S hOuSe.  NoT sUrE wHaT uNmIrAcUlOuS sTuFf I'd GoTtEn InTo BeFoRe ThAt.

[askgamtavfae]

Ah, ThIs MoThEr FuCkEr DiDn'T mEaN fOr AnYoNe To WoRrY.

jUsT nEeDeD tO gO oFf FoR a BiT, gEt My ChIlL oN bEfOrE i CoUlD bE mIrAcUlOuS aRoUnD eVeRyOnE aGaIn.  :o)