SO MANY HIPCHECKS!

An dedicated Ask blog made to answer your questions by the Green Plesioth, and to reblog stuff that I like. The icon i am using was made and sent to me by askstygianzinogre A.K.A sdmax300.

[ruinedchildhood]

[schittscreeks]

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

[ffxivreactions]

When you’re out of MP and the party is asking for Paeon/Ballad

[ffxivreactions]

When more than one bard is singing Foe Requiem at the same time.

[honstermunter]

But really, you see this fat fuck right here? He’s flying at 60mph at an altitude of like four miles off the ground to try and have his cake and fucking eat it too. He’s so close. He’s so fucking close, look at his face. And he’s never going to get it. Never. And that’s why I will always use this mount.

[pudgy-puk]

I am a good friend to popotopancakes.

[lucillesballs]

overhearing people talking about something u like

hearing that they talkin shit

[satrialespork]

[oknope]

oh my god 😂😂😂

[whitelotuslounge]

[askgreenplesioth]

Hi.

[hense]

I procrastinate going to sleep even when I’m sleep deprived

[askgreenplesioth]

do you like fish?? *drops off a big tuna* wait would that mean youre eating your own kind? -ask-goremagala

I......I don...... OMG I DONT KNOW IF I AM. also, yes I like fish.

[askgreenplesioth]

Im confused

I see that everyone is posting pictures of them getting MH4U. But everywhere I look it says it comes out on the 13th when today is the 12th. Im so confused.

[hip-hop-lifestyle]

[vnlpix-blog]

[liquidatomicgonads-deactivated2]

[vegangoth]

merlinsshaggyleft:

A paradox.  After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.

I watched this for a good 5 minutes. Therefore, it deserves a reblog.

it’s a parabox.

[trying-to-escape-me]

My friend has one of these and i spent hours turning that thing on.