Ask Groggle

[askgroggle]

Ask Groggle, a creature from.. somewhere...

He’s a nice little guy who loves Twinkies. Come speak to him!

-No NSFW, thanks!

[askgroggle]

Do you shrivel up if you don’t get enough Twinkies

groggle does NOT want to find out

hes scared of that thought.

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Why are you such a perfect lad? How do I reach your level of perfection? Is it unachievable?

A...a perfect lad?

Groggle tries his best! He always makes sure to be kind and eat Twinkies!

<3 <3

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Groggle, do you have hair?

Groggle does not

he does own a wig, though.

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Hey Groggle, were you a glow worm when you were a baby?

groggle was a baby groggle when he was a baby

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WHATS YOUR OPINION ON SEA SHANTIES?!

he likes them.

[askgroggle]

when you go to bath and body works for rose perfume, do your fathers phoenix wright and miles edgeworth take you along with your brother sonic the hedgehog?

...yes

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what r your pronouns

groggle prefers He/Him pronouns

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Are you afraid of anything, Groggle?

storms.

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What does Groggle have for lunch?

Twinkies

For lunch, groggle only eats Twinkies.

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Groggle may be slow to reply.

Groggle apologizes for that.

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Has Groggle watched the Greatest Show of all Time, The Garfield Show?

Groggle enjoys Garfield

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groggle, can you let my kids out of your basement? it has been 10 months

they like it there.

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So good news they caved and aren't considering you a threat. More good news, They want to interview you to get your file correct for the systems

groggle is happy and prepared for an interview

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Where do your arms go when you aren't using them?

groggle just tucks them in.

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Groggle is there a person right next to you who is a fan of this game called Ace attorney

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Is Grogglecraft available on Steam?

groggle is trying to get grogglecraft on steam