Not mad, just fucking grumpy

You may remember me as that one rude motherfucker from Care Bears... unless you got distracted by the overshadowing cuteness of my pals. Whatever, ask me stuff. (Warning: Awful art)

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What would you do if you heard the earth was going to end tomorrow?

It was great working with you all…

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Will you ever kiss Cheer Bear!?

It was long ago…

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So, what was the deal with that whole Giving festival thing? I heard there was a flashback involving insanity, Trueheart and rollercoasters. Is she still like that these days?

...WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE ROLLERCOASTERS

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(If you mean this, opinions are opinions)

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What is the strangest thing you have done at an ice cream social?

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Dear Grumpy, have you learnt anything knew while you were away?

'Knew' is the past tense of 'know', so I can only think you're asking me if I have learnt something I already knew... and it could be the fact that kids are still fucked up

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(Friendly reminder that I'm back)

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favorite ice cream?

Always blueberry

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Do you believe in charms and fortunes?

I used to think it was bullshit, until this clover leaf gave me a lot of confidence…

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I thought you said Care Bears didn't hibernate

Sometimes we do. Sometimes we don’t. Sometimes we’re feral. Sometimes we’re not

It’s a mistery

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WHO DID EVEN START THAT RUMOR

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(Soooo since I got rid of many side blogs that weren't even active and stuff, I decided to come back here. Also changed theme, to make it more simple... now time to answer!)

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(whispers I should go back to answering stuff here shouldn't I)

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What kinds of foods do you dislike?

Anything that has lemons. I hate lemons

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Let me sing you a Justin Beiber song Grumps, it might cheer you up

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What do you do first thing in the morning?

Check for all the possible things Oopsy might have broken while sleepwalking. It's not like he does it all the time, but who knows...

That after having some bread with bumbleberry jam