The Guardian of the Trees

Everyone needs a Guardian. So does the trees. I'm the Once-ler, Guardian of the trees. But you can call me Guard if you want. I'm here to answer your questions, so ask me whatever you want. Tag: guardianonceler

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Do you eat your toast butter side up, or butter side down?

That moment when you are immortal and you don’t have to eat and you lost all your memories of your past life, so you don’t know how to eat bread.

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Hey Guard, is Greed affected by people's disbelief as well or is it only you?

Greed: It’s just our body that is affected. Only the one inhabiting it is bound to the people’s belief.

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So wait, could the becoming tiny thing happen to the other human-looking guardians if they stopped being believed in?

Ted: I-I am not adorable!

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You're back to being normal sized again, huzzah! Hopefully that gnomeification won't happen again for a long time or ever, huh?

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[[I’m doing a lot of tiny animations lately and I always wanted to draw Guard using his axe. uvu

Sooo here is Guard protecting Ted!]]

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how do the others react to teeny onceler???

Audrey: Ted!

Ted: What?

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So if he became a gnome but was still losing the belief of others, would he become a smaller and smaller gnome at every lost child that no longer believes in him?

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[[For those of you who don’t know it: The Mod loves Gnomes :’)]]

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Ted: “Guard? Did you die again?”

We are back!

I got this on my personal blog... Oh my-

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Mother Nature may be the mother of all nature, but she is also simply Guard’s mum. >u>

Happy Mother’s Day.

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Guard: I think I’m getting a headache …

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THUD.

Ted: Guys? I think it happened again . . . Guard isn’t moving anymore.

[[This post is to blame :’D]]

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Thanks a lot!

Don’t worry as long as there is at least one person believing everything will be fine.

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Ted is doing it for the vine.

The Lorax and Guard don’t understand what vines have to do with it.

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Every time someone says something along the lines of: “There was a Once-ler fandom?/ Isn’t the fandom dead?“ Guard simply falls down and stays ‘dead’ for around a minute.

Nowadays it happens rather frequently, so at least twice a month.

Guard hates it.

[[From now on whenever I see a post like that I will screen shot it and make a post for it.]]