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All you bimbos have to be like this now

I decided. https://www.affidavit.art/articles/marilyn-monroe

Jenny: “So... there’s a marble that’s been on my bedroom floor for three weeks, but I know you’ve tranced me so that some marbles do weird things, so I’m afraid to touch it.” Me (checks marble bag): The marble of existential despair is in here, so you should be ok.

Today I realized that...

The only people who even use the word “Bimbo” anymore are hypnofetishists and people talking about women accusing Bill Clinton of things. Do with that what you will.

The scene just plans itself

Goodness knows I’ve snarked on “The Society”

But their femdom group clarifies... “FemDomme-New England Open Play Nights are open to Females, Cross-dressers, or MtF who identify as a Dominant, Mistress, Top or Switch and any submissive or slave regardless of gender or orientation who is presently serving or who wishes to serve a Female Dominant.” That’s how to do it, guys. It’s really just that simple. You just have to want to, or value LGBTQ folks enough to be willing to.

At the hotel gym

I’m wiping down my equipment. The hotel maid comes in. “Thank you, Miss” she says. I smile but I’m thinking “oh shut, of course.” Us kinksters have our flaws but cleaning up our equipment is an internalized thing we don’t even consider not doing it.

At TesFest, my sub next to me, answering texts about the dog

I’m helping a vampire roleplayer word his “looking for play” request. Girlchild texts me that the new season of “Stranger Things” is fantastic. Wife is at a different con, doing her thing. My life is just bursting with good things and I’m so grateful.

dommestic

Hypno Con Satellite Campus

I white-knuckled it through another con I didn’t attend, and made it on the other side. I can’t say that the what-ifs don’t haunt me. I think one thing that’s beneficial is the infusion of creativity, which I feel like I’m lacking. The 100 days obviously resulted in some experimentation. Pre-planning. I feel like a broken record sometimes - a sexy broken record. It’s not that I don’t experiment. Last weekend, I brought out the hood? I just hope there are enough surprises for @dommesticpet. Which is a hilarious thing to say for an activity which involves a significant amount of general amnesia.

But oh my God, I have got to come up with new suggestions! I’m a terrible wife, I just make him feel horny so I can use him. Lame. Got any ideas?

I did wave a crystal at him before I slammed him into the Nova Pro. The extra bleeps and bloops still feel like cheating in a way, but it’s fun to watch him twitch as he goes deeper.

Then he wakes up and we crawl into bed. Same old story.

He was a champ and let me awkwardly stretch the hood around his face in our perpetually summer-warmed house, and he pitched in when I failed to remember exactly where the hole should fall. I spun nice soothing words around him and slid over his body as he became increasingly motionless. At one point I lifted and directed his hands, only to find them limp, and realized that I’d need to count him up. I think we were both surprised by it. I’ll be honest - for one reason or another sex is not always on the table, but this time everything worked out and I was able to use the whole “as you go deeper into me, I go deeper into your mind” thing. (Yawn.)

Heh.

Anyway, I hope you kids had fun too.

daja-the-hypnokitten

something that could be fun: give him a suggestion that, when he has time, he journal for you about the sorts of things he’d enjoy having done to him. Then you can pluck ideas from his fantasies!

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@midorikonton and I were just talking about riffing off Incredibles 2 and having her wake up tied to a chair with the novapro on her but turned off, not sure how she got there and knowing that at some point my villain monologue will end and I’ll turn the machine on.

Dadding is hard, part 73

Not being a gender transgressive leather Daddy. (Though that sounds awesome.) Parenting an actual teenager.

I have never contacted a school to bitch about unreasonable treatment for girlchild. My parents were old school baby boomers of the “work it out yourself” philosophy and I wasn’t much of a confider as a teenager anyway. Anyway, kiddo is in a summer school class and is truly having to put up with stupid bullshit. This is not to say I don’t put up with stupid bullshit in my own life, all adults do, and she will be one in too few years. But she’s tried to work it out for herself.

So it might be time to step in? But I have to figure out a way to do so that’s, well, more about solving the problem than avenging a wrong, and concurrently, actually going to make things suck LESS for her, when I’m still pretty convinced that most parental intervention with teachers makes things suck MORE. *cracks knuckles* Glad I paid attention in Wiseguy’s NLP class a couple weeks ago.

Weird brain thing that just happened

One of my friends said something funny about Shania Twain’s song “Man, I feel like a woman” on Facebook this morning. I’m working out and listening to Spotify and that comes on. I start laughing, aware that there was a funny thing that was said but completely unable to remember what it was, yet laughing anyway. And aware I was laughing at the memory of thinking something was funny. Brains, y’all.

I reject entirely the idea of being a “Mommy Domme,” but I feel like my topping/domination style has a good bit of this kind of energy.

Seriously, bless HEART’s volunteers

Expanding our advertising locations, as one does

Unsexy hypnosis need/want

I’m flying a lot in the next few weeks and I’m too cheap to pay for airport/plane WiFi. Anybody have a favorite file I can download that’s relaxing and on a “crave exercise” theme? Don’t mind paying for just the right file.

My sub is into serious critical analysis of media

And tonight we watched “Center Stage.” In case you thought YOU were a sadist.

unpretty

just saw someone ask whether batman or spiderman would win in a fight, as if batman would see a brightly-colored sassy acrobat and not immediately adopt him

unpretty

now, in fairness, peter parker has a history of seeing someone else in a costume and immediately throwing hands only to realize three pages later that there was literally no reason to do that, but it’s not like misplaced aggression is disqualifying when it comes to suddenly acquiring a batdad

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