Eliza

Yes, I am aware my husband is named after meat.

[askmariareynoldsblog]

hi wifey

@elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa

hiii

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

how is you

[askmariareynoldsblog]

i is good

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

that's good

[askmariareynoldsblog]

hi wifey

@elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa

hiii

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

how is you

[phillip-hamilton]

yo lowk i might have hooked up with your papa 😃 please don’t tell your mama 🙏🙏

- @askmariareynoldsblog

You WHAT??

[askmariareynoldsblog]

i hooked up with your papi. did i STUTTER?

[phillip-hamilton]

...nno...

[askmariareynoldsblog]

yuh-yuh-yuh-YES I DID

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

em the fuc

[askmariareynoldsblog]

Eliza. I can explain.

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

I thought only we fur

[askmariareynoldsblog]

sorry liza 😔

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

I offended. but is okay. cause we can always fuc

[askmariareynoldsblog]

its okay bbg

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

always bbg

[phillip-hamilton]

yo lowk i might have hooked up with your papa 😃 please don’t tell your mama 🙏🙏

- @askmariareynoldsblog

You WHAT??

[askmariareynoldsblog]

i hooked up with your papi. did i STUTTER?

[phillip-hamilton]

...nno...

[askmariareynoldsblog]

yuh-yuh-yuh-YES I DID

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

em the fuc

[askmariareynoldsblog]

Eliza. I can explain.

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

I thought only we fur

[askmariareynoldsblog]

sorry liza 😔

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

I offended. but is okay. cause we can always fuc

[phillip-hamilton]

yo lowk i might have hooked up with your papa 😃 please don’t tell your mama 🙏🙏

- @askmariareynoldsblog

You WHAT??

[askmariareynoldsblog]

i hooked up with your papi. did i STUTTER?

[phillip-hamilton]

...nno...

[askmariareynoldsblog]

yuh-yuh-yuh-YES I DID

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

em the fuc

[askmariareynoldsblog]

Eliza. I can explain.

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

I thought only we fur

[phillip-hamilton]

yo lowk i might have hooked up with your papa 😃 please don’t tell your mama 🙏🙏

- @askmariareynoldsblog

You WHAT??

[askmariareynoldsblog]

i hooked up with your papi. did i STUTTER?

[phillip-hamilton]

...nno...

[askmariareynoldsblog]

yuh-yuh-yuh-YES I DID

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

em the fuc

[askmariareynoldsblog]

wait im sorry @elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

Yu should be,let’s go make out

[askmariareynoldsblog]

*makes out*

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

Yippee

[askmariareynoldsblog]

wait im sorry @elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

Yu should be,let’s go make out

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

we are divorced.

- @askmariareynoldsblog

EX-WIFEY WHY

[askmariareynoldsblog]

Because

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

me and him divorced, remember?

[askmariareynoldsblog]

oh i know, cheater.

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

You dated him while me and him were married btw

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

we are divorced.

- @askmariareynoldsblog

EX-WIFEY WHY

[askmariareynoldsblog]

Because

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

me and him divorced, remember?

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

we are divorced.

- @askmariareynoldsblog

EX-WIFEY WHY

[askmariareynoldsblog]

Hi wifey 😼

( @elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa

TOOK U LONG ENOUGH

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

I’M SORRY

[askmariareynoldsblog]

ITS OKAY ML

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

HOW ARE YOU WIFEYPOO

[askmariareynoldsblog]

VERY GOOD WIFEYYY

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

THATS GOOD HOWS OUR CHILD

[askmariareynoldsblog]

HAVE NOT HEARD FROM THEM :(

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

D:

[askmariareynoldsblog]

Hi wifey 😼

( @elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa

TOOK U LONG ENOUGH

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

I’M SORRY

[askmariareynoldsblog]

ITS OKAY ML

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

HOW ARE YOU WIFEYPOO

[askmariareynoldsblog]

VERY GOOD WIFEYYY

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

THATS GOOD HOWS OUR CHILD

[askmariareynoldsblog]

Hi wifey 😼

( @elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa

TOOK U LONG ENOUGH

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

I’M SORRY

[askmariareynoldsblog]

ITS OKAY ML

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

HOW ARE YOU WIFEYPOO

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

WHAT THE FUCK

[askmariareynoldsblog]

Hi wifey 😼

( @elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa

TOOK U LONG ENOUGH

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

I’M SORRY

[ask-a-ham]

Hey. So apparently the divorce never finalized.. happy 245th aniversarry to us?

( @elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa

LMFAO

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

…who wants to tell Philip.

[ask-a-ham]

not it

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

@ask-johnlaurens Don’t leave him, or @askmariareynoldsblog might leave me, I hate him, he hates himself, so it’s a win win