Ask A Scientist!

Greetings! I am the world famous DOCTOR LINKSANO, here to answer all of your petty questions on this 'Tumblr' thing. So go on. Ask away! And if I'm not too busy trying to conquer galaxies, I might even answer you!

[ask-femsano]

Hi everyone, Minerva Schlumper here.

Writing this will hurt so MUCH, but it can’t be helped…

Kara, Melissa and I need to go back to our old universe.

We don’t know what’s up with Spoonette lately… but things seem to get serious. We don’t want her to get seriously injured, or worse… so…

We will say goodbye to this universe for now.

I don’t know when we’ll return. Or IF we’ll even return. It could very well be that some of you have to visit US instead because of reasons. Hehehe… I can already see Oscar stumble over our transporter panels once in a while…

*sighs heavily*

Your universe has given me so much. More, than I could’ve EVER dreamed of. It gave me a family…friends… and it gave me Oscar, who most of you know as Linksano. I’m INCREDIBLY THANKFUL for all of them. And for you curious people who sent me numerous questions and helped me through difficult times.

I’ll make sure to send everyone a sweet message once in a while, or kick them in the butt… more or less verbally. Hehehe~

So yeah… that’s all I can tell you guys for now. See all of you hopefully SOON.

Love,

Minnie & Steeve

[asklinksano]

Seeing the last post on Femsano's blog, Linksano sighed heavily, before grabbing the keyboard to type an answer back.

Hi, Minnie. I suppose this is GOODBYE, then? At least for NOW. I'm DEFINITELY coming over to visit, you see if I don't! That is, if Wayne doesn't need me to BABYSIT, or if Linkara isn't dealing with some WORLD-EATING ABOMINATION. We haven't had one of them in a WHILE, it's probably due. Anyway. Give Kara, Melissa and Spoonette my love. Looks like we're going back to being a BOY'S CLUB in this universe, eh? Heh.

But seriously, Minnie, I 'm so glad you CAME to our universe in the first place. I mean, Linkara's universe. Whatever. You've been AMAZING, and I love you more than the UNIVERSE itself. No, ALL the universes!

Take care out there, Minnie. I'm going to MISS you while you're not here.

[asklinksano]

Hmm. Well, that certainly...DOLLY!

Ri?

Have you been SNEAKING into the back of Linkara's show AGAIN without telling me?

Tri-ri-triiii!

Next time, tell ME first! You can hold up a sign saying 'Linkara smells' or something. THAT will teach him!

Riiiii!

Heh heh...

[asklinksano]

Was that Dolly hanging out on Linkara's bookshelf during his filming session for today's episode?

That wasn’t Dolly! My Dolly is BLUE, not that pinkish-purpley sort of color!

Although she DOES like to watch him filming sometimes. When she doesn’t get in the WAY, that is. And when one of Linkara’s MANY ENEMIES isn’t trying to kill him. I’m not letting my LITTLE GIRL into a WARZONE!

[wusel-ig-deactivated20210203]

God, too many headcannons. Somehow, for a con, Minne and Missy went as Anna and Elsa respectively.

And I bet Steeve and Rico sprinkled all glitter over themselves to be little snowflakes! :D <3

Btw. Minnie does want to dress up as Lucy from “Despicable Me 2” at some point~ maybe next Halloween, that would be fun to draw! :3

[asklinksano]

Are you KIDDING, you’re definitely more TALENTED than I am. You actually make things that WORK, for one!

He squirmed, uneasy.

Yeah, that was…we were IDIOTS, and trying to SHOW OFF to each other instead of actually BEHAVING like HUMANS. And I’ll always be SORRY about that.

He smiled.

You ARE a ‘total cutie’, as you put it! It’s a SCIENTIFIC FACT, there’s no DENYING it.

[ask-femsano]

But did I create LIFE? Or even better, gave the living thing the ability to speak PERFECT English? I don’t think so!

Minnie tightened her hug a bit.

Ah, dear, I’m just TEASING you! I don’t think it was THAT bad. It really could’ve been worse…

She giggled at his words and snuggled up to him.

[asklinksano]

No, but that's about the ONLY competent thing that I've ever done! And that was an ACCIDENT, to boot.

He smiled, wrapping his arm tighter around her.

It could have been WORSE, admittedly. But still.

He lapsed into silence, staring out at the magnificent starry vista before him.

[wusel-ig-deactivated20210203]

God, too many headcannons. Somehow, for a con, Minne and Missy went as Anna and Elsa respectively.

And I bet Steeve and Rico sprinkled all glitter over themselves to be little snowflakes! :D <3

Btw. Minnie does want to dress up as Lucy from “Despicable Me 2” at some point~ maybe next Halloween, that would be fun to draw! :3

[ask-femsano]

Minnie blinked slightly confused.

You were? I… oh… well, uhm… I mean, I AM good at a few things… but NOT better than anyone else of us ‘Sano’s. And not more talented than YOU are. I just am VERY proud of my work sometimes… TOO proud even. I guess that’s one of the few traits I SHARE with Insano after all… hehe.

But then again… I DO remember what you and Insano talked about when you DIDN’T talk with me… and what you told the Anon’s what you thought about me…

She smirked.

Don’t you think I’ll EVER forget these things!

Minnie suddenly blushed a bit too.

Oooh, stop it!

[asklinksano]

Are you KIDDING, you're definitely more TALENTED than I am. You actually make things that WORK, for one!

He squirmed, uneasy.

Yeah, that was...we were IDIOTS, and trying to SHOW OFF to each other instead of actually BEHAVING like HUMANS. And I'll always be SORRY about that.

He smiled.

You ARE a 'total cutie', as you put it! It's a SCIENTIFIC FACT, there's no DENYING it.

[wusel-ig-deactivated20210203]

God, too many headcannons. Somehow, for a con, Minne and Missy went as Anna and Elsa respectively.

And I bet Steeve and Rico sprinkled all glitter over themselves to be little snowflakes! :D <3

Btw. Minnie does want to dress up as Lucy from “Despicable Me 2” at some point~ maybe next Halloween, that would be fun to draw! :3

[ask-femsano]

But you were a HERO to me back then. And you STILL are.

She smiled and turned her head to look as the giant storm on Jupiter.

[asklinksano]

Are you KIDDING? I was…well, at least at first, I was a complete MORON around you. For MONTHS. I kept getting things WRONG and…well, I have NO idea what you saw in me back then. And NOW, even!

[ask-femsano]

Hey…

She stroke his arm softly.

And I was a complete MESS back then. I OVERREACTED because of the tiniest things and was an annoying chatterbox. 

You on the other hand… you made me LAUGH again. And when you got things wrong… you were the first man who actually APOLOGIZED to me. This meant a lot to me.

She smiled softly and looked up to him.

Also… you are a total CUTIE! And NOTHING makes me stay away from cute things!

She giggled.

[asklinksano]

But you were so...SELF-ASSURED. Truth be told, I was INTIMIDATED by you when we first met, because you seemed so much BETTER than me, at EVERYTHING.

He blushes.

W-well, I could say the same thing about YOU!

[wusel-ig-deactivated20210203]

God, too many headcannons. Somehow, for a con, Minne and Missy went as Anna and Elsa respectively.

And I bet Steeve and Rico sprinkled all glitter over themselves to be little snowflakes! :D <3

Btw. Minnie does want to dress up as Lucy from “Despicable Me 2” at some point~ maybe next Halloween, that would be fun to draw! :3

[asklinksano]

I certainly agree with THAT!

As Jupiter began to loom into view, he held her even closer to him, hardly suppressing a grin at the majestic sight.

You don’t think I don’t SHARE that? I was such…well, such an IDIOT when we first met, I never in my wildest dreams thought that we’d end up HERE…

[ask-femsano]

But you were a HERO to me back then. And you STILL are.

She smiled and turned her head to look as the giant storm on Jupiter.

[asklinksano]

Are you KIDDING? I was...well, at least at first, I was a complete MORON around you. For MONTHS. I kept getting things WRONG and...well, I have NO idea what you saw in me back then. And NOW, even!

[wusel-ig-deactivated20210203]

God, too many headcannons. Somehow, for a con, Minne and Missy went as Anna and Elsa respectively.

And I bet Steeve and Rico sprinkled all glitter over themselves to be little snowflakes! :D <3

Btw. Minnie does want to dress up as Lucy from “Despicable Me 2” at some point~ maybe next Halloween, that would be fun to draw! :3

[asklinksano]

Oh, it’s always HILARIOUS when it happens, the only problem is that Finevoice and Linkara never seem to see the FUNNY side. And so I get THREATENED a lot. Despite the fact that it’s never MY fault, who just goes into a mad scientist’s lab and DRINKS the mysterious-looking liquids he finds there? Really?

He chuckled.

[ask-femsano]

Slightly confused people, that’s for SURE!

Minnie looked away for a moment, out into space. She sighed and smiled as Jupiter was now in sight.

… I’m still in AWE that you decided to fly out HERE with me. Or go out with me to begin with…

She hugged him and closed her eyes.

[asklinksano]

I certainly agree with THAT!

As Jupiter began to loom into view, he held her even closer to him, hardly suppressing a grin at the majestic sight.

You don't think I don't SHARE that? I was such...well, such an IDIOT when we first met, I never in my wildest dreams thought that we'd end up HERE...

[wusel-ig-deactivated20210203]

God, too many headcannons. Somehow, for a con, Minne and Missy went as Anna and Elsa respectively.

And I bet Steeve and Rico sprinkled all glitter over themselves to be little snowflakes! :D <3

Btw. Minnie does want to dress up as Lucy from “Despicable Me 2” at some point~ maybe next Halloween, that would be fun to draw! :3

[asklinksano]

I know, and I did learn a LOT from those times, but STILL. Not exactly PLEASANT, I’m sure you’ll agree.

He grinned.

Only a LITTLE bit! And it’s mostly to stop the Kid mistaking them for SODA again, and turning into a MOLE RAT or SOMETHING.

[ask-femsano]

Even thought that WOULD be ENTERTAINING to watch! Hehehe~

I must admit that I let 90s Gurl drink some of my experimental liquids, just to see what would HAPPEN. You know… everything in name of SCIENCE!

She giggled softly.

[asklinksano]

Oh, it's always HILARIOUS when it happens, the only problem is that Finevoice and Linkara never seem to see the FUNNY side. And so I get THREATENED a lot. Despite the fact that it's never MY fault, who just goes into a mad scientist's lab and DRINKS the mysterious-looking liquids he finds there? Really?

He chuckled.

[wusel-ig-deactivated20210203]

God, too many headcannons. Somehow, for a con, Minne and Missy went as Anna and Elsa respectively.

And I bet Steeve and Rico sprinkled all glitter over themselves to be little snowflakes! :D <3

Btw. Minnie does want to dress up as Lucy from “Despicable Me 2” at some point~ maybe next Halloween, that would be fun to draw! :3

[asklinksano]

Well, it isn’t something I tend to TALK about much…to be honest, I’d rather FORGET most of it ever happened. Not a lot of universes are NICE places.

He smiled, looking down at her.

Only if YOU don’t ask me why all of the cupboards on Comicron-One are marked ‘DO NOT OPEN’ Although you can ask why I put ‘90S KID THIS MEANS YOU TOO’ on them - that boy will be the DEATH of someone, some day!

[ask-femsano]

It’s still INTERESTING in some way or another. I personally had dared to look into the dark abyss Chick sometimes talked into, when she wanted to speak to whatever lived down there…

She shivered slightly.

Clearly not my wisest decision…

She smirked as she looked up to him again~

Locked cupboards? With warning sighs? Are you experimenting with LIFE again, my dear?

[asklinksano]

I know, and I did learn a LOT from those times, but STILL. Not exactly PLEASANT, I'm sure you'll agree.

He grinned.

Only a LITTLE bit! And it's mostly to stop the Kid mistaking them for SODA again, and turning into a MOLE RAT or SOMETHING.

[wusel-ig-deactivated20210203]

God, too many headcannons. Somehow, for a con, Minne and Missy went as Anna and Elsa respectively.

And I bet Steeve and Rico sprinkled all glitter over themselves to be little snowflakes! :D <3

Btw. Minnie does want to dress up as Lucy from “Despicable Me 2” at some point~ maybe next Halloween, that would be fun to draw! :3

[asklinksano]

You never KNOW. With the amount of STRANGE things I’ve seen in other universes, I never quite know WHAT to expect!

He smiled, absently stroking her hair.

I suppose I AM exaggerating SOMEWHAT…but not TOO much. You know how ABSENT-MINDED we ‘Sanos can be!

[ask-femsano]

I tend to forget that you have seen more other WORLDS that I have…

She turned around, wrapping her arms around Linksano.

Of COURSE I know…

She chuckled softly.

Please don’t ask me how it went, when decided to clean up my lab not long ago…

[asklinksano]

Well, it isn't something I tend to TALK about much...to be honest, I'd rather FORGET most of it ever happened. Not a lot of universes are NICE olaces.

He smiled, looking down at her.

Only if YOU don't ask me why all of the cupboards on Comicron-One are marked 'DO NOT OPEN' Although you can ask why I put '90S KID THIS MEANS YOU TOO' on them - that boy will be the DEATH of someone, some day!

[wusel-ig-deactivated20210203]

God, too many headcannons. Somehow, for a con, Minne and Missy went as Anna and Elsa respectively.

And I bet Steeve and Rico sprinkled all glitter over themselves to be little snowflakes! :D <3

Btw. Minnie does want to dress up as Lucy from “Despicable Me 2” at some point~ maybe next Halloween, that would be fun to draw! :3

[asklinksano]

He came up behind her and wrapped his arms around her waist, kissing the top of her head.

Computer’s on AUTOPILOT, although the rate this thing moves, we’ll be orbiting Jupiter in NO time. Apparently, Vyce had some SERIOUSLY progressed technology in his universe! One of the only things I’ll ever be JEALOUS of him for.

At her question he shook his head, grinning.

I have NO idea how Wayne’s managing looking after a TINY HUMAN. The amount of CARE needed to look after ACTUAL babies! I’d end up accidentally substituting milk for an EXPERIMENTAL serum, or SOMETHING like that, anyway. Yes, that would CERTAINLY be a challenge.

[ask-femsano]

She placed her hands on his and leaned a bit back, smiling as she felt save in his arms once again.

Dear, with the contacts we NOW have in OUR universe, if won’t take long until our knowledge and equipment will be BETTER than his could have ever been.

Minnie giggled softly at his response.

Ah, who knows… maybe it wouldn’t be THAT bad.

[asklinksano]

You never KNOW. With the amount of STRANGE things I've seen in other universes, I never quite know WHAT to expect!

He smiled, absently stroking her hair.

I suppose I AM exaggerating SOMEWHAT...but not TOO much. You know how ABSENT-MINDED we 'Sanos can be!

[wusel-ig-deactivated20210203]

God, too many headcannons. Somehow, for a con, Minne and Missy went as Anna and Elsa respectively.

And I bet Steeve and Rico sprinkled all glitter over themselves to be little snowflakes! :D <3

Btw. Minnie does want to dress up as Lucy from “Despicable Me 2” at some point~ maybe next Halloween, that would be fun to draw! :3

[asklinksano]

He raised his eyebrows, smirking.

Parents. Dolly may have been around for a LONG time, but it STILL sounds weird to call myself that.

Although, we are LUCKY in that OUR children are somewhat more SELF-SUFFICIENT than most, I suppose.

He flicked a few switches, and the shuttle began to take off into space.

[ask-femsano]

Minnie placed her fingertips on the glass and looked outside, smiling at the sight of Earth beneath them. She suddenly felt so tiny and fragile… but she didn’t mind this feeling anymore.

… that’s true. But I still think that you are a WONDERFUL father to her and Steeve.

She suddenly giggled.

I do wonder though, if you would be able to deal with them, if they would be HUMAN… because THAT would be certainly be a new kind of challenge~

[asklinksano]

He came up behind her and wrapped his arms around her waist, kissing the top of her head.

Computer's on AUTOPILOT, although the rate this thing moves, we'll be orbiting Jupiter in NO time. Apparently, Vyce had some SERIOUSLY progressed technology in his universe! One of the only things I'll ever be JEALOUS of him for.

At her question he shook his head, grinning.

I have NO idea how Wayne's managing looking after a TINY HUMAN. The amount of CARE needed to look after ACTUAL babies! I'd end up accidentally substituting milk for an EXPERIMENTAL serum, or SOMETHING like that, anyway. Yes, that would CERTAINLY be a challenge.

[wusel-ig-deactivated20210203]

God, too many headcannons. Somehow, for a con, Minne and Missy went as Anna and Elsa respectively.

And I bet Steeve and Rico sprinkled all glitter over themselves to be little snowflakes! :D <3

Btw. Minnie does want to dress up as Lucy from “Despicable Me 2” at some point~ maybe next Halloween, that would be fun to draw! :3

[asklinksano]

I know. It’s been SO long since we’ve actually had some TIME for ourselves. Without the ORB KIDS, even. I mean, not that I hate being AROUND them, but it is NICE when it’s just the two of us.

He opened the door to the shuttle, beckoning Minnie in. Inside, he strapped himself into the seat, pressing a few buttons on the console and setting their course. He smiled up at Minnie.

[ask-femsano]

Minnie quickly sat down in the co-pilot and adjusted the seatbelt. When she looked over to Linksano, she smiled as well.

Hey, even WE need a time-out from being PARENTS once in a while!

She chuckled softly.

[asklinksano]

He raised his eyebrows, smirking.

Parents. Dolly may have been around for a LONG time, but it STILL sounds weird to call myself that.

Although, we are LUCKY in that OUR children are somewhat more SELF-SUFFICIENT than most, I suppose.

He flicked a few switches, and the shuttle began to take off into space.

[wusel-ig-deactivated20210203]

God, too many headcannons. Somehow, for a con, Minne and Missy went as Anna and Elsa respectively.

And I bet Steeve and Rico sprinkled all glitter over themselves to be little snowflakes! :D <3

Btw. Minnie does want to dress up as Lucy from “Despicable Me 2” at some point~ maybe next Halloween, that would be fun to draw! :3

[asklinksano]

He took Minnie’s hand, pressing a button on his communicator and beaming the two of them up into Comicron-One - specifically, outside the shuttle port. Swiping the card, the door swished open, and he gestured forwards to Minnie.

Ladies FIRST, of course!

[ask-femsano]

Minnie smiled, slightly blushing.

T-Thank you…

While they were making their way down to the shuttle, Minnie lowered her gaze.

You know… I missed this a LOT. Just the TWO of us doing something together. Something that isn’t FIGHTING or RUNNING from something… it’s nice that we are FINALLY able to have some CALM moments…

[asklinksano]

I know. It’s been SO long since we’ve actually had some TIME for ourselves. Without the ORB KIDS, even. I mean, not that I hate being AROUND them, but it is NICE when it’s just the two of us.

He opened the door to the shuttle, beckoning Minnie in. Inside, he strapped himself into the seat, pressing a few buttons on the console and setting their course. He smiled up at Minnie.

[wusel-ig-deactivated20210203]

God, too many headcannons. Somehow, for a con, Minne and Missy went as Anna and Elsa respectively.

And I bet Steeve and Rico sprinkled all glitter over themselves to be little snowflakes! :D <3

Btw. Minnie does want to dress up as Lucy from “Despicable Me 2” at some point~ maybe next Halloween, that would be fun to draw! :3

[ask-femsano]

Minnie rolled her eyes a bit while slipping into one of her few light green dresses.

That might be TRUE my dear, but I still can’t WAIT to see them!

She styled her hair into a topknot and smiled into the mirror, before opening her door and stepping outside. She smiled bright.

I’m READY!

[asklinksano]

Seeing her, he breaks out into a grin, embracing her.

You look BEAUTIFUL, Minnie. And you’re making me WISH I owned more clothes than these OLD LABCOATS, you know. It’s not OFTEN that happens.

Let’s GO!

[ask-femsano]

She blushed.

T-Thank you. We COULD go shopping together as some point, you KNOW?

She chuckled softly and followed Linksano.

This will  be so much FUN!

[asklinksano]

He took Minnie's hand, pressing a button on his communicator and beaming the two of them up into Comicron-One - specifically, outside the shuttle port. Swiping the card, the door swished open, and he gestured forwards to Minnie.

Ladies FIRST, of course!

[wusel-ig-deactivated20210203]

God, too many headcannons. Somehow, for a con, Minne and Missy went as Anna and Elsa respectively.

And I bet Steeve and Rico sprinkled all glitter over themselves to be little snowflakes! :D <3

Btw. Minnie does want to dress up as Lucy from “Despicable Me 2” at some point~ maybe next Halloween, that would be fun to draw! :3

[ask-femsano]

She gave a smirk.

You are just right amount of BRILLIANT, SNEAKY and ROMANTIC!

Just give me a moment… I HAVE to change into something more FITTING than just my NORMAL ATTIRE-

With that said she disappeared quickly into her private rooms.

[asklinksano]

Well, there’s no RUSH! The stars aren’t exactly going to GO AWAY, are they?

He smirks, smugly.

[ask-femsano]

Minnie rolled her eyes a bit while slipping into one of her few light green dresses.

That might be TRUE my dear, but I still can’t WAIT to see them!

She styled her hair into a topknot and smiled into the mirror, before opening her door and stepping outside. She smiled bright.

I’m READY!

[asklinksano]

Seeing her, he breaks out into a grin, embracing her.

You look BEAUTIFUL, Minnie. And you're making me WISH I owned more clothes than these OLD LABCOATS, you know. It's not OFTEN that happens.

Let's GO!