Ask Lieutenant Taz Lopez @askltlopez - Tumblr Blog

What's the meanest thing Up's ever done to you?

...He's honestly never done anything on purpose, I don't think. OH. Yeah, that week he pretty much ignored me in the academy to hang out with his girlfriend of de time.

As if the ignoring thing wasn't bad enough - I was alone, disliked in general etc. I was ambushed by at least five guys who hated me and beat me into a coma because they knew Up wasn't speaking to me.

But yeah.

#Anonymous

What's the meanest thing you've ever done to Up?

All the shit on bug world. Punching him, de 'spayed puppy' comment - which was low, even for me. Ripping off his moustache..

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What type of music do you like?

Something that sounds as angry as I feel. I don't listen to music much, but It's usually hard rock or something because it's loud and obtrusive.

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Favourite scene in The Karate Kid? (The Jackie Chan one, of course.)

Huh. Tough Question. Personally, it's probably the scene where Mr Han first kicks the ass of all the bullies by making them beat up each other, or the scene where Dre decides to 'Get Back Up.'

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Best zapper setting, in your opinion?

Definitely Pew

We have to use stun if we're dealing with humans usually, but sometimes I just want my finger to slip to pew.

Sadly, I have to restrain myself.

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Favourite possession?

It's an old fairy-tale book. It was one of the only things, along with some photos - that I managed to salvage from my house after de robots attacked - it was a gift from my mama and papa when I was seven years old - and they signed the inside cover with a message for me. It's one of the only things I have of them, so sometimes, it's nice to remember, I guess.

#Anonymous

What are your opinions of your fellow Rangers from the Bug World mission?

Uh, okay. Here I'll do a list.

Up - My best friend, my teacher, my uh.. I don't think dere's a word to describe him completely. I was a bitch, and I've let him down more than I like to think. I guess I'm just lucky he likes me. I could go on and on, but I'm not the mushy type, so I'll just leave it at this - I wouldn't be anything without him.

Krayonder - Complete candy-ass. He irritates me daily, I want to punch him daily, and he's often on the end of my knife because he can't learn when to shut his estúpido mouth.

Specs - I have no issues with Specs. She's smart, takes most things seriously - like when dat giant Socrpion thing attacked us - when February was crying in Up's arms - Specs and I were the only ones taking the damn thing seriously. She's one of the rangers I actually don't mind.

February- Do jou REALLY have to ask? REALLY? She's a ditzy airhead who talks too much about pointless things and I have no idea how she got into de science programme.

Hunior - At the time - Complete.evil.piece.of.mierda. Hated him, and wanted to kill him myself. That opinion didn't change LONG after we found out he was still alive. I don't like him, but we held a slight understanding over why we were both so perpetually angry. Now - I tolerate him, since he's willingly HELPING us instead of trying to murder us.

Bug - Tough sonofabitch. Glad he's still alive to be honest - and glad he was made a ranger - the League need more rangers who aren''t complete dumbasses. He's got the...spirit of a ranger, which is important, I guess.

edit: Annnd I realised I left out Tootsie.

Tootsie: ...I'm still not sure what to make of him. I guess I'm...grateful? Though I still don't understand him, or his...relationship with Mega-girl, he stopped her from killing us. I don't know how he passed the tests though.

#Anonymous

Sorry. Taz. Well, I was hoping you could help me with a people problem. I met this person. And now I don't know if I should keep talking with him after we did some..extra curricular. Or if I'm supposed to ignore him. I'm asking you because you seem the sanest of the blogs I follow.

Ehhh People. I don't really speak to people. But I guess I can try.

Extra-Curricular? So jou slept with this guy huh? Well. Jou need to figure out how jou feel I guess. Do jou want this to go further? was it just a one time deal? do jou WANT to speak to him again? Depends on the guy as well. If he's not an asshole he might want to speak to jou, but it all depends on what jou want. Just take some time to sort out how jou feel.

Long story short. Emotions are shit.

#alithemidgardianstarshipranger

Can you give me some advice, Miss Lopez?

Uh - It's just Taz.

Advice about what?

#alithemidgardianstarshipranger

Can you tell a story from your childhood, please?

Uh...Sure I guess. Let me delve back into my memories to find something.

So, when I was younger, I was never allowed to play with my boy cousins, because I was a niña, and girls are obviously not allowed to play Starship Rangers. I got kind of upset at one point because I was fed up, and my papa told me to prove myself, to always push myself to prove I was just as good.

So from then on, I pushed myself to always prove myself. turns out it was good advice for me to take on through life - cos I needed to prove myself in de academy because idiotas thought i was weak because I was a girl and I was short.

Then again. I tend to prove things with my fists and my knife.

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When did you first know you were in love with Up?

I guess...I'd always sort of had a crush on him - don't tell him dat, his head's getting too big - I'm not sure when it turned to love - but I really realised it - when he told me he loved me.

It just clicked.

Wow dis is really mushy. Stop asking questions about Up.

#Anonymous

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OTPs:// Taz and Up

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I will sing, nobody will break you, you!

Trust in me, trust in me, don’t pull away

Just trust in me, trust me ‘cause I’m just trying to keep it together

‘Cause I could do worse and you could do better

Can you tell us about your first kiss with Up? Details, please.

No.

Que? It's private information! Ugh. Fine. I'm being forced to tell jou.

We were watching Karate kid, as usual, to avoid going patrolling with Officer Brown, who we both disliked because she was a huge bitch to us and everyone around her - si, worse den me. I noticed Up was looking at me instead of de film, so I glanced at him. He went all red but didn't look away.

Then - We just kind of moved towards each other I guess, and next thing I know, we were kissing.

That's it - that's all it was.

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