Malcolm

the best hairstylist around

[askmalcolmgallant]

Hii !!

An intro post, if you will

My name is Malcolm, or Gallant, whicheeever you prefer. This blog is just for funsies!

More than open to rps and stuff like that, just don’t be a weirdo…

[askmalcolmgallant]

uh hello, your hair gu yyes? wanted to ask for help. i used to style but i cant remember how. could use add vice. advice? that one - ( @franken-frat-boy )

hi! I’m absolutely the right person to come to for this

Well… what kind of style are you thinking? Or well, asking about

[askmalcolmgallant]

mother fuckers who say they love the rain

How.

My hair and clothes get ruined, I hate it :(

[thatgirlsally]

They’re lying. We all enjoy rain from a safe, dry distance.

[askmalcolmgallant]

Exactly! It’s nice when you’re sitting inside, away from the rain. Not in it :(

[jamesmarch30]

As long as it’s a clean hand and an at least half decent hotel room, I’ll drop by!

(( ooc : CRYING LMAO)

The hotel rooms are spectacular, if you don’t get one with a body inside the mattress!… sally is… special…. Unique!

(Gyattdamn gay eeeeeyuck)

[askmalcolmgallant]

A body inside the mattress?

You know what, I think I’ll pass…

[jamesmarch30]

I can make sure you get one without one! We can even play card games together. Go fish?

[askmalcolmgallant]

only if you promise I won’t find a body, dead OR alive, in my mattress…

[jamesmarch30]

I promise. Pinky. If that’s how they secure promises nowadays..

[askmalcolmgallant]

pinky promise then!

We can play goldfish :D

[jamesmarch30]

Go fish… or is it goldfish?…. I’ve always thought it was go fish.

[askmalcolmgallant]

Go fish… I’m tired, misspelling :(

[jamesmarch30]

As long as it’s a clean hand and an at least half decent hotel room, I’ll drop by!

(( ooc : CRYING LMAO)

The hotel rooms are spectacular, if you don’t get one with a body inside the mattress!… sally is… special…. Unique!

(Gyattdamn gay eeeeeyuck)

[askmalcolmgallant]

A body inside the mattress?

You know what, I think I’ll pass…

[jamesmarch30]

I can make sure you get one without one! We can even play card games together. Go fish?

[askmalcolmgallant]

only if you promise I won’t find a body, dead OR alive, in my mattress…

[jamesmarch30]

I promise. Pinky. If that’s how they secure promises nowadays..

[askmalcolmgallant]

pinky promise then!

We can play goldfish :D

[jamesmarch30]

As long as it’s a clean hand and an at least half decent hotel room, I’ll drop by!

(( ooc : CRYING LMAO)

The hotel rooms are spectacular, if you don’t get one with a body inside the mattress!… sally is… special…. Unique!

(Gyattdamn gay eeeeeyuck)

[askmalcolmgallant]

A body inside the mattress?

You know what, I think I’ll pass…

[jamesmarch30]

I can make sure you get one without one! We can even play card games together. Go fish?

[askmalcolmgallant]

only if you promise I won’t find a body, dead OR alive, in my mattress…

[jamesmarch30]

As long as it’s a clean hand and an at least half decent hotel room, I’ll drop by!

(( ooc : CRYING LMAO)

The hotel rooms are spectacular, if you don’t get one with a body inside the mattress!… sally is… special…. Unique!

(Gyattdamn gay eeeeeyuck)

[askmalcolmgallant]

A body inside the mattress?

You know what, I think I’ll pass…

[askmalcolmgallant]

Hey, so, my hair hasn't been cut in like a year. Are you in LA by any chance?

- 💚

A year? Gosh, you have to come to me…

Make sure to book though, I’m a busy man and I don’t cancel on regulars (unless it’s under severe circumstances…)

[murderhousemanic]

Telling me this isnt severe? Fine whatever.

[askmalcolmgallant]

Okay… touché

Come by ASAP

[askmalcolmgallant]

What is your favorite drink?? 🍸🍹🥂

honestly? I do love a coke and vodka, or any of those tropical drinks. Anything fruity

Figures, I suppose

[askmalcolmgallant]

mother fuckers who say they love the rain

How.

My hair and clothes get ruined, I hate it :(

[askmalcolmgallant]

Hey, so, my hair hasn't been cut in like a year. Are you in LA by any chance?

- 💚

A year? Gosh, you have to come to me…

Make sure to book though, I’m a busy man and I don’t cancel on regulars (unless it’s under severe circumstances…)

[askmalcolmgallant]

I love getting into bed, allll nice and warm after being cold, and life is great

All I’m missing is a big, strong man beside me who lets me play with his hair and life would be fantastic

[askmalcolmgallant]

this blog is so cute I’m crying Malcom is so underrated

// ooc : he really is I love him so much, we need to bring back more blogs like this!! It’s sm fun and I love meeting new people :D

[askmalcolmgallant]

I need a gay bestie STAT can I count on you??

Absolutely!

[askmalcolmgallant]

Is there any chance you’re bi

not at all

I love men

[askmalcolmgallant]

Hi cutie!! What kind of music do you like??

Hii! Hmm…

Good question!

I don’t have a specific genre, but I quite like ‘white girl music,’ as some would call it. Jeff Buckley has been on repeat as of late, though…

[askmalcolmgallant]

puhLEASE someone fill up my inbox. Ask me anything. I’m so bored. 🙁