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@askmanlyteemooffduty
Farewell, my friends.
I'm retiring on a generous pension. If you need to find me, I'll be hanging around a bar somewhere. Just look for the rowdiest looking place. ((Goodbye guys, and thank you for the fun times! It's been memorable. I'll be archiving Manly Teemo now.))
Hey guys.
This was a fun little assignment while it lasted, but I don't think I'm going to keep doing this. I'm hangin' up my helmet, and I'm taking off my gun and I'm laying off the hooch. I'm gonna try to live out my days being that awkward old dude in the VFW hall that wishes he was drinking all the alcohol and keeps talking too loudly about it. ((Thanks for the love and support everyone. If for some reason you've got a burning, message me and I'll shoot you my personal blog, or my Skype or something. Goodnight and good luck, everyone.))
where O where has manly teemo gone?
(I'm still right here. Everyone just forgets to ask questions, and I don't whore myself out begging for asks, anymore.)
((I ain't gonna put much up on this blog about this. I highly recommend The Wire. No doubt one of the best shows I've ever seen. Come at the king, you best not miss.))
Get Me
I love the smell of hextech in the morning. The scent of a lit Zaunite cigar wafts over the low-hanging valley, mingling with the acrid smell of blood and crisp, burnt flesh. I step over corpse after corpse. Not much left of a lot of these guys. A tell-tale sign that the Hexplosive Expert was at least alive. They didn't tend to kill guys that do damage like this quickly. I still had time, but it was probably all I had. I look down. My boots are covered in blood. Noxian soldiers. Crimson. Hard to tell where the fabric ends and the carnage begins. That's the thing about bombs. It's all a big bloody stew afterwards. Lucky me, I've got good eyes. I hurry out of the valley, my socks sliding around in my blood-soaked boots. They'll dry. I only know of one Noxian base camp that has wide arcing patrols that come this close to Piltover territory. I make my way towards it, following the tracks. They're not hard to follow. Noxian soldiers are left to die, unable to make the march, and unable to be carried. They're missing legs, arms. One poor bastard was missing a chunk of his skull just below the ear, or what was left of it. I'm surprised they didn't leave him way before now. Tough son of a bitch, clearly. I find one still alive. I know I'm getting close. Mercy kill. I begin a steep climb out of the valley. I reach the top and find the Noxian base camp. "High ground won't help you here..." I mutter.I laugh to myself as I snap the neck of an unsuspecting sentry. Don't even bother putting my cigar out. They're green, I can smell it. The new equipment, the fear. They're not even in the line of duty and I can smell the fear. Beautiful."NO NO NO NO!" I hear a shout that pierces the air. I can smell it now, too. I can't believe I didn't smell it before. Singed fur and gunpowder. I'm close. I step around the corner into a long hallway. Two sentries guarding a the door that resonates with high-pitched screams as they bounce from the room through the hallway. I raise my revolver. Thankfully the screams mask my shots. One kill each. I press my back against the wall, as I open the door. I fling in a small mushroom. "GODDAMNIT." The high-pitched scream mingles with the panicked shouts and moans of the stunned Noxian guard and torturer. I step in, and place two shots. At this range, it's all over in a second. Two more Noxians fall. "About time, you muscle-bound twit." Genius comes with its perks. When you're important, It doesn't matter how twitchy and insulting you are. For now. "Careful, CAREFUL! I need to collect the prototype this FILTH took from my possession." He says, kicking the torturer. The expert mumbles about, talking to himself in short bursts. Rubbing his hands together eagerly he picks through the corpses of the soldiers. He takes a bag of gold from one. Leaves the other alone. "For your troubles, boys!" He says quickly to no one in particular, cackling and tossing the bag onto a small wooden table in the corner. The expert picks up a mass of clockwork and wires. It pulsates. I get the feeling I don't want to be near it if at all possible. We leave.
leave me a ... in my ask
Leave a “Amuse Me” in my ask, and I will write a funny drabble about my character trying to cheer your up.
Leave a “Break Me” in my ask, and I will write an angsty drabble about our characters.
Leave a “Call Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character asking for yours [be it at the brink of death/in a battlefield/knocking on the front door wounded, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Drink Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about
Leave a “Enamor Me” in my ask, and I will write a fluffy drabble about my character trying to woo yours [be it out of the blue/Valentines Day,feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Fight Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble out my character fighting with/or against yours.
Leave a “Get Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character saving yours.
Leave a “Haunt Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours[as a ghost, watching from a distance, or otherwise, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Invite Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character asking your character to
Leave a “Join Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer [be it a proposal for an alliance, asking them to join them in an activity (you can get dirty if you want), feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Kill Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours.
Leave a “Love Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a fluffy drabble about our characters.
Leave a “Mourn Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character mourning your character’s death.
Leave a “Nurse Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character healing yours.
Leave a “Offer Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character giving yours a gift.
Leave a “Paint Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character drawing a picture of yours [like one of your french girls~ be it painting them or drawing them, maybe offering a picture of them as a gift, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Quite Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to calm yours down [be it from crying, from lashing out, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Remember Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to get yours to remember them[be it from an accident, meeting them after years apart, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Shag Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a dirty drabble about our characters.
Leave a “Tell Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character confessing something to yours [be it a love confession, a secret, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Unbind Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about your character freeing mine, or the other way around, or something among the lines [be it freeing them from jail, from handcuffs, from a trap, from a curse, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Value Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character telling yours how they feel about them.
Leave a “Wed Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about our character under the subject of wedlock [be it my character proposing to yours, or marrying yours, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “X Me” in my ask, and I will write whatever it is that you wish, [specify.]
Leave an “Yahoo Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about our characters celebrating something [feel free to specify.]
Leave an “Zip Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about your character dressing mine, or the other way around [this can also be used for shutting them up as well, but feel free to specify.]
(( Send me drabbles. PLEASE. ))
I wil try
Michael Clarke Duncan
R.I.P.
December 10, 1957-September 3, 2012
WHAT
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NOOO
i almost always think these kinds of things are trolls
so i googled him and now i’m actually sad. i really liked him!
What a manly man. He will be missed.
Letters from the field.
Dear followers, Manly Teemo again. I think Jayce is a smarmy fuck. I prefer to have men on my squad who have grit and determination. The only technology I need, I can build from scratch in any environment. I don't need some rich-do-all-be-all motherfucker. I need guys like Rengar and Cho'gath who get it on with the strength of their hands and shit. No offense intended, Manly Teemo. ((No, really, I truly, truly hate Jayce. Not to say that you guys don't do a good job roleplaying him.))
Just broke that big 2.0.0.
Dear followers, Thanks for all the support you guys. It feels good to be getting letters from back home out here in the Fields of Justice. I do appreciate you guys and the shit you send to me. Especially the extra ammunition. Much love, Manly Teemo. P.S. What's with all the fucking Jayce blogs?
-Leave a “Befriend Me” in my ask and I’ll write a drabble about our characters meeting for the first time in an AU.
-Leave a “Humor Me” in my ask and I’ll write a funny drabble about our characters.
-Leave a “Love Me” in my ask and I’ll write a fluffy drabble with our characters.
-Leave a “Break Me” in my ask and I’ll write an angsty drabble with our characters.
-Leave a “Fight Me” in my ask and I’ll write a drabble about our characters fighting together [with or against, feel free to specify].
-Leave a “Kill Me” in my ask and I’ll write a drabble aboutmy/your character killing the other. [Specify]
-Leave a “Mourn Me” in my ask and I’ll write a drabble about my character mourning your character’s death.
-Leave a “Haunt Me” in my ask and I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours. [As a ghost or otherwise, feel free to specify.]
-Leave me a “I ship you with ___” in my ask and I’ll will writeour characters kissing.
(Feel free to request multiples!)
Reblog cause I like some of these.))
These look fun as shit. Give this asshole something to do!
what's your favorite fruit?
FRUIT!? I DON'T EAT FRUIT. THAT'S NOT MANLY.
how do you feel about communists?
Communists are red state scum. Similar to Noxians. I hate those guys.
what's your favorite brand of cigars?
Romeo Y Julieta. Churchill. Very nice. Complex flavors. Would recommend.
what's your favorite drink
Jim Beam Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey. Only way to be a man.