Ask Karkat Vantas

Maroon!Karkat Bloodswap Blog DO NOT ask to be in the AU until you have read the ABOUT page thoroughly.

[askmaroonkarkat]

KAKAROT! WHY HAVE YOU NOT CONQUERED ANY PLANETS?!

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[askmaroonkarkat]

Hey Karkitty what are your thoughts on the Dave human and John human?

THEY’RE OBNOXIOUS.

[askmaroonkarkat]

i love your art, so tell me, how many goats did you sacrafice to get so good at art?

[[ All of them. There are no goats, the ones on the planet are just illusions and/or ghosts. ]]

[askmaroonkarkat]

:33< you seem like the karkat I know... only you have glasses... and something seems off... hmmm. *ac looks closer to try and figure this out*

WELL, WHATEVER THE DIFFERENCE, COULD YOU MAYHAPS MOVE A LITTLE BIT FURTHER AWAY? YOU LOOK A LOT LIKE MY MATESPRIT, BUT THAT’S EASY TO SEE FROM A DISTANCE.

[askmaroonkarkat]

POSSIBLY A BLUE BLOODED VERSION OF YOURSELF.

[askthestorytellernepeta-deactiv]

[askmaroonkarkat]

SO KAR- A little birdy told me you have a fun side could we see it PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES I'll give you a crab if you don't!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK.

[askmaroonkarkat]

I DON’T KNOW. IT’S PROBABLY IN THE FUCKING BLOG NAME, THOUGH.

[askpurplekan]

LET’S WATCH SOMETHING OTHER THAN TWILIGHT.

[askmaroonkarkat]

Roses are red, violets are blue, we are both kawaii, so I'm gonna kill you. Cause there is only ONE.

ROSES ARE RED. VIOLETS ARE BLUE.I’M NOT KAWAII AND NEITHER ARE YOU.

[askpurplepor-blog]

I’d say, with so+me art up no+w, this blo+g has been made o+fficial. Make o+f it what yo+u will.

// edit: i had apparently forgotten to put her piercings in but thats fixed now

[red-blooded-hacker-blog]

TA: 2o yeah TA: the a2k box ii2 open or 2omethiing TA: 2end me 2ome 2hiit

[askmaroonkarkat]

:33< you seem like the karkat I know... only you have glasses... and something seems off... hmmm. *ac looks closer to try and figure this out*

WELL, WHATEVER THE DIFFERENCE, COULD YOU MAYHAPS MOVE A LITTLE BIT FURTHER AWAY? YOU LOOK A LOT LIKE MY MATESPRIT, BUT THAT’S EASY TO SEE FROM A DISTANCE.

[askthestorytellernepeta-deactiv]

[askmaroonkarkat]

POSSIBLY A BLUE BLOODED VERSION OF YOURSELF.

[askmaroonkarkat]

:33< you seem like the karkat I know... only you have glasses... and something seems off... hmmm. *ac looks closer to try and figure this out*

WELL, WHATEVER THE DIFFERENCE, COULD YOU MAYHAPS MOVE A LITTLE BIT FURTHER AWAY? YOU LOOK A LOT LIKE MY MATESPRIT, BUT THAT’S EASY TO SEE FROM A DISTANCE.

[askmaroonkarkat]

How did you get freckles if trolls don't go out in the sun?

YOU CAN BE HATCHED WITH THEM.

[askmaroonkarkat]

Mind replying to this ask with a link to the about page for us mobile users?

( Boop. :3 )

[askjadegamzee-blog]

hEhE,tHe AsK bOx Is OpEn SiStAs AnD bRoThAs

HoNk :o)

[askmaroonkarkat]

Hey Karkat! What type of food do you eat?

SPICY STUFF. WHETHER FROM SOUTH ALTERNIA OR EAST ATLERNIA, IT’S USUALLY GREAT.

[askmaroonkarkat]

Who's your favorite kid?

JADE.