Refreshing like a spring breeze...

So, uh... I'm Matt Engarde, but you probably already knew that. I mean, I'm a popular star, so I'm all over TV. I like to think of myself being "refreshing like a spring breeze"... Anyway, I noticed this sorta thing was getting pretty popular, and my manager said it'd be good for my publicity if I made one, so... here it is! Go ahead and ask me anything. I just gotta clear it with my manager first... [[ Ask away, people. You can ask the Admin stuff as well, if you want. <:3c ]]

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Woah, dude. Sorry for taking so long to reply to your question...  Anyway, I've been super busy, so I haven't been able to check my mail lately...

I promise I'll get to them soon enough, dudes!  

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TMI Tuesdaaaaaaaaaaaay!

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askklaviergavin:

And you know what that means!  Bring you god awful, soul piercing personal questions to Klavier or myself and prepare to get your mind blown!

~Konrad

[[ Reblogging because I'll be participating too, on all of my accounts.~ ]]

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aceattorneysecrets:

I had never truly hated a defendant until I met Max Galactica. From the very beginning, everything about him rubbed me the wrong way, and made me NOT want to defend him.

[[ Damn right. ]]

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[[ Awwh! That's adorable! xD <3 Thank you, Wrightmod.~ You've officially given me my first birthday gift. 8D ]]

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It's my birthday, and I'll Tumblr if I want to!

[[ And, as such, I will be answering any and all questions, no matter how ridiculous they may be, that you might deem appropriate to throw at me on such an occasion. They can either be directed to any of my accounts or the admin, and we'll do our best to answer them. Have a great day, guys. I know I won't. Three-chapter test in Psychology class, woot...OTL - Le Admin ]]

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Dear Anonymous, Surfing? Can't say I've ever tried it, dude. There aren't many beaches around here, and surfing on the lake would just be lame... Regards, - Matt Engarde

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I dunno, Moe... I think my dog could hold his own in a cuteness competition with her.

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Dear Anonymous, Tch. C'mon, dude. Posing as Adrian? You can do better than that. And besides... she calls me 'Matt' when we're all alone.~ - Matt Engarde

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Dear Anonymous, ... dude. What an awkward question. Anyway, uh... I dunno, dude. It seems kinda weird to me. Besides, why should I have to do it when I can just get Adrian to do it for me? Cheers, - Matt Engarde

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Someone reblogged and had a reaction gif from Community.

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aceattorneysecrets:

You made my day. That’s all.

[[ Speaking of which, the new season is coming this Thursday! <3 ]]

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askklaviergavin:

“Aheeeeeeeeeh…aheheeheheheheh~”

“So this is how my little cat wants to show off his claws, huh?”

“Let’s make this..interesting~…”

[[I totally rushed this, but I HAD to do this between papers before bed!  CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, MOFO]]

[[Also, you can right click and view the image alone and stuff as this preview does it no justice, not as if there is justice to be done here but..yeah :V ]]

[[ And then that turned into this... ... and many fun times were had.  THE END. -shot multiple times- ]]

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emihime:

I SUPPORT IT DUDE. I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

[[ IT HURTS LIKE HELL, DUDE. IT HURTS LIKE HELL. ]]

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askklaviergavin:

“Ah, liebe, I wouldn’t want you getting the wrong idea and thinking you had any sort of freedom, now would I?  I mean, if you deceived yourself and thought that your shamble of a career would mask that you’re a first degree murderer, that would be living in denial, wouldn’t it?  And we can’t have that now can we?”

“I thought we already went over this, liebe~  But I guess you still don’t get it, so do me a favor, ja?”

“I know where you are, Matt~”

“I know just where you are and what you’re doing right this very moment.”

“Take two—no, three steps to your..left..or is it my left?  Psh, not that it matters, right?  Just step towards the window just a liiiiiiittle bit more…”

“Now take off your shirt..real slow~…show me that beautiful pale skin of yours~”

“Don’t forget to smile for the camera.”

“Feel violated yet?  Good.  That’s Law, liebe, always watching, forever waiting.  You’ve marked yourself, you have no one else to blame.  Kinda perverted huh?  Knowing you’ll never have a true moment of peace?”

“If only you could turn back time, ja?  But I won’t deny..I’ve been enjoying the show quite thoroughly~”

“Waltz for me, beautiful~  Dance with the fools of this world and continue this masquerade, I’m loving every moment of it.”

Well... alright, dude. You asked for it. [[ ... quite possibly the LAZIEST thing I've ever drawn... ever. Also, yes. Matt has scars everywhere. Everywhere. ]]

[askmattengarde-blog]

Mr. Gavin, Yeah, I'm being good, dude. Why can't you just leave me alone and let me live my life? I can't concentrate on my career if you keep dropping by. - Matt Engarde

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Dear lyanten, Tch... that's none of your business, dude. But at least you realize that it's brandy and not chocolate milk. Regards, - Matt Engarde

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[[ LOL! DUUUUUUUDE. ]]

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Dear Anonymous, Yeah, I still have time to take care of Shoe. He's my little buddy, dude; I make time for him. A prosecutor with a whip? I dunno how I'd feel about leaving my cat with them, dude. I'll pass. - Matt Engarde