#ask-matt-engarde

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Mr. Gavin, Yeah, I'm being good, dude. Why can't you just leave me alone and let me live my life? I can't concentrate on my career if you keep dropping by. - Matt Engarde

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Dear lyanten, Tch... that's none of your business, dude. But at least you realize that it's brandy and not chocolate milk. Regards, - Matt Engarde

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Dear Anonymous, Yeah, I still have time to take care of Shoe. He's my little buddy, dude; I make time for him. A prosecutor with a whip? I dunno how I'd feel about leaving my cat with them, dude. I'll pass. - Matt Engarde

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It's TMI Tuesday!

To celebrate, have some hastily-drawn practically naked chibis of Matt and Richie.

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And now it's time for me to go to bed. I'm fuckin' bushed.  I love you all, but goodnight.  

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Dear Mr. Gavin, Y-yeah, dude. I'm bein' good... Why are you always checking up on me? Seriously, dude, you're worse than the police. I should ask Adrian about this... Regards, - Matt Engarde

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Dear Krysluki, Tch. Thanks, babe, but I already knew that. As for jail... heh. I own the place, dude. Sincerely, - Matt Engarde

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Dear Anon, Scum...? Dude, why are you making me into some kind of bad guy? The Nickel Samurai fights for justice and all that. Anyway... Uhh... I dunno, dude. I mean, I'd treat her right... I'm rich, so I'd be able to buy her whatever she wanted... and uh... We've known each other for a while. That counts for something, right...? Oh, and Mr. Anon Dude... The next time you wanna wail on me and call me "scum"... don't hide behind a cover. Say it to my face like a man, dude. - Matt Engarde